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Posted on March 25th, 2010


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  1. lynsay says:

    omg WTF! where IS THIS? all i see is azn letters around but omg…. =| SO FAIL!

  2. Jaysen says:

    i LOVE IT!!!

  3. sp says:

    HHahaha holy crap O_O That is one surreal concept btw

  4. Jesus Christ says:

    is this asian?

    wonder if its next door to
    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/867407244_d24088b630_o.jpg

  5. failboy says:

    Good thing they put the second picture I NEVER would have noticed the sign!

  6. maximus says:

    whats next….spick bar. christ.

    • V says:

      yes, and then Chink Outlet, Guinea Gap, Kike-o-rama, and Mick Mania.

    • dave says:

      touche mon amis

    • Dyquen says:

      Wtas a Mick? im still learning about all this shit. just a few months ago learned what a kike meant
      Dont forget Cracka Barrel

    • sir laughs alot says:

      BA HA HA HA HA!! what “V” was goin for was “Mic” in refrence to the Irish. this is due to the very common “Mc” at the start of Irish last names. ex. McBride, McDonald, McKenzie, ext.

    • Dyquen says:

      AH OK

    • Jesus Christ says:

      the italians are wops…

      and there’s the towelheads…

    • Gerry says:

      Actually, an Irish brogue tende to sound much rounder consonants (eg. the English surname “Pierce” derived from Irish ‘Pearse’)
      “Mc’s” are more common in the Scottish genealogy :]

    • Master Shake says:

      a ex cop called me a wagon burner and I literally had to stop from falling out of my chair. Some racial slurs are funny. Some not so much, like the name to this restaraunt. Shit sounds to hurtful even for my insensitive ass.

    • laz says:

      Gerry, I think that you’ll find that “Mc-” is of Irish origin, whereas Scottish names often start with “Mac-”

  7. my little blow me says:

    offcourse it`s asian again! they really don`t know that it`s bad. they just think it`s cool cause they say it a lot inrap songs.

    • Dyquen says:

      There is a difference between Nigger and Nigga. If a black guy calls another black guy Nigger, (emphasising the “er”) he will get his ass beat.

    • Fat Bastard says:

      No there’s not a difference. How is it ok for a black person to call another black person a degrading name such as nigga and it be ok? Whereas if that person was any other race, it would be deemed racist. If I were white, I walked up to you, you’ve never seen me before and I said “What’s up Nigga”, would that be racist? I can’t stand whenever I hear an AA bitch about being called a nigger, by any race, then turn around and use that same word or the “nigga” variant of the word. It’s either all ok or none of it is. You can’t pick and choose when you’re offended by that word, otherwise you’re proving that you’re racist or you’re a woman on her period. b

    • sir laughs alot says:

      well, i think the rule of thumb should be” don’t be offended unless the intention of the word or phrase is to offend,” in which case react accordingly, or be the nigger person… err i mean the bigger person!!!

    • Dyquen says:

      i see what you mean and i know its a weird shit, hell i was confused as hell when i lived in NY and guys of all races called each other nigga and nothing happened, but i guess depending on where you are and the meaning behind when its said rubs a raw nerve. in NY almost all the guys in my school used it white latino or black and noone got offended but here in wisconsin its different cuz even a black guy saying it with other (black, white ect.) guys here hearing that is a 50/50 chance of being taken offensive. i just dont use it period.

    • Gerry says:

      Fatty: “…if I were white.” lol
      Wp laughs alot :]

    • Domo says:

      there isn’t a difference in either of the spellings or how its said…. we shouldn’t even use the word “a” nor “er”. either way its spelled or said, African Americans were killed and was talked down on. and F.Y.I white ppl don’t even pronounce it with the er any more, they say it with the “a” so what do you say to them? dumb to even accept that word as black ppl

  8. V says:

    It’s like Burger King except they serve fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda. Oh, and crack.

  9. Blah Blah Blah says:

    BEST THING EVER!!!

  10. Martin Luther says:

    They are talking about me.

    • Slap Nuts says:

      The 16th century leader of the Protestant Reformation? That just seems odd. I thought you were a Saxon and not a Moor.

    • Gerry says:

      History win.
      Next time, add the “king”, doorknob

  11. Dyquen says:

    Here they have the King of Niggs, come one come all if you seek protection in your hood and tainted white women for your every need. HA

  12. /b/rotha says:

    Win

  13. pp punch says:

    I always knew they had a King somewhere

  14. CT says:

    Fail my ass. KKK win!

    • Django says:

      You know this isn’t a KKK business, right? I hate stupid kids. This website has gone to shit.

    • V says:

      Then stop coming by and dropping feces comments.

    • Gerry says:

      Strange, didn’t have a problem when religious offence was intended…
      Hence, dry up your pants you ignorant little snotrag. Peddle your halfwit principles elsewhere, Djingo-balls

    • Master Shake says:

      Django has any body every told you, you are a douche bag. I see what your saying but still you are a doucher. You should have ran down your mothers leg.

    • PGCWCO says:

      total KKK win. so…where’s the big flaming cross and the hangin tree?

  15. Nobody says:

    http://www.therealtaiwan.com/nigger-king/724

    If any one is interested here is the link that tells about this store

  16. goocenn says:

    This one needs a “win” button not “fail” button!!!

    • zero mc fail says:

      fuck you you fucking racist cunt

    • PGCWCO says:

      No, zero mc fail, FUCK YOU, cuz yer a Goddamn nigger lover. I’m pressin the win button.

    • GOOCENN IS A PUSSY says:

      WHOA! BET IF U WERE AROUND A “NIGGER” u wouldnt have a damn thing to say..just one of those pussy ass racist that can say sooomich away from a black person but when they are around you..your silent! haha shut up you pathetic waste of space

    • The Dictionary says:

      My my what do we have here? Another noob using the word “nigger” incorrectly? It’s to be expected though. He probably has the vocabulary of a redneck tree stump. It’s ok my ignorant little friend i’ll deliver you from the depths of stupidity with my insight on the word “nigger”. Im going to make this short. Nigger = ignorant. Ignorant = not knowing. Judging by your comment, you seem to not realise why there getting serious. but, whne your ready to pull your head out your ass, and your self out of that hole, I’ll be waiting to kicked your rearded ass right back in.

    • PGCWCO says:

      I calls ‘em like i see’s em. I have no problem calling a nigger a nigger to their face. I don’t mind black people, I just can’t fuckin stand stupid black people that talk like shit salesmen with mouths full of samples and they act like the world owes ‘em a fuckin living. That, my friends, is the definition of nigger. Yes, there are white niggers also. Oh, I don’t have a problem telling people shit to their faces. I fear nothing and no one. And it seems funny how “the dictionary” can talk shit on the web, but if he were standing face to face with me, he’d do nothing but piss himself. Semper Fi.

    • The Dictionary says:

      You honestly believe that? Unless you are a higher miliatry rank than me which i DOUBT, i wouldn’t be talking about staring me down kid. Go back to playing CoD. Thats the closest thing you’ll get to harming me.

    • D.RIAS says:

      DUMB ASS RED NECKS..

  17. zero mc fail says:

    even for ‘far out east’ or even china this is a stretch, COME ON what THE FUCK is this shit – even IF this was a store in a 100% black city where EVERYONE called each other ‘n**ger’ it’d still be a stretch.

    BIG TIME ALL-OUT FAIL. FUCK THAT RACIST STORE!

    • timboslice says:

      FAIL ON YOUR NAME

    • zero mc fail says:

      no, win on my name. YOU fail.

    • sir laughs alot says:

      some scottish dude is goin to mess you up for using “Mc” hahaha

    • goocenn says:

      boo hoo!! get back in the closet cock-sucker

    • Nobody says:

      Dear zero mc fail,

      Please check my above post for the link…this store is not racist. Just because YOU perceive it as racist does not make it so. One is not simply a racist because someone else says they are.

      According to The Free Dictionary racist means 1. The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
      2. Discrimination or prejudice based on race.

      According to Merriam Webster it means 1 : a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race
      2 : racial prejudice or discrimination

      According to the Oxford English Dictionary, racism is a belief or ideology that all members of each racial group possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, especially to distinguish it as being either superior or inferior to another racial group or racial groups.

      Now go follow the link I posted above and you will see how much of an ass you are for screaming racist and if you still don’t see how wrong you are then I can’t help you. That just shows your intelligence is too far below the average mark to comprehend anything other then your own retarded misguided feelings and beliefs which are most likely based on prejudices of your own which you have no desire or inclination to reflect upon.

      Sincerely,
      Nobody

  18. Caramel Beauty says:

    yall are raciest as hell!!! now if it said trail trash cracker king…then this would be a win since yall wanna place the race card….yall can get mad all yall want to if dont matter wat name u call us…cuz guess what….WE ARE TAKING OVER! whether u like it or not…,so go ahead and gloat all u want to…but yall are only hard behind a keyboard and thats pathetic….so fuck da kkk comment…fuck da fried chicken and watermelon comment,and fuck all the win comments…yall dont make urself look anything but a dumbass redneck…who probably live n da damn ditch somewhere spittin tabaco out ya mouth runnin around with no shoes on ya feet and ya kids wit no clothes on…so in otha words…fuck da raciest cunt bitches…and yes this us a 100% FAIL

    • Caramel Beauty says:

      oh and after ur done chewin tabacco……go suck a dick with AIDS…thank u

    • PornStar Marc says:

      So sucking an AIDs infected dick means your for interracial dating?
      Who uses “y’all” that isn’t inbred?
      What exactly are you taking over?

    • IHAVEaFANCYpenis says:

      No, because Cracker Barrell was already taken.

    • V says:

      African American FAIL

    • Chaotic Theory says:

      If you’re taking over, I feel sorry for the kids of the future. Your spelling errors prove the only thing you’re taking is my order at KFC. Do you honestly think because Obama is “black” your life is going to change? The only change that came is we went from being fucked to being fucked sideways.

    • .just a comment says:

      raciest? you people are the one raciest calling each other niggers and talking about how black each other is.

    • failboy says:

      Good luck taking over! Oh, and thanks for the AIDs dicks Those crack whores and herion junkies have provided. I imagine the inner city is a good window to what YALL will do when you take over! If you are refering to the present OBAMA leadership don’t blink because his 15 minutes of Fame and power will be gone soon. Even the stupid american people are awkening to the HUGE mistake we made electing that asshole!
      Go back to giving birth to children from various Baby Daddies to repopulate the ‘hood.

    • PP_Punch says:

      The LA Riots show how well “you people” do when you take over. Looting and violence….sounds about right

    • sir laughs alot says:

      Caramel Booty… i will yet again say this, beat racism by impressing the racist!!! claiming a take over isn’t the best way to help the fence sitters to see your “side”!!! I just happen to be redneck, from the back woods of Wisconsin and i’ve heard slobbering redneck drunks rattle of more coherent sentences then the shit you just spewed out!!! pull your head out of your ASS and work towards bettering yourself before attacking others!!

    • PGCWCO says:

      Fuckin worthless nigger fail. I’m a redneck too and my pop always used to say,”There’s three things you can’t give a nigger: a black eye, a fat lip, and a job.” but in this case, we may want to add keyboard to the list. The only thing you people can take over is the Goddamn watermelon patches and the cotton fields. And about the AIDS comment, where did AIDS originate? Thats right, back in Africa with your nigger ancestors. I totally agree with failboy, chaotic theory, and sir laughs alot on this. I fly the American and rebel flags and i tote a 12 gauge and i spit tobacco and I’m Goddamn proud because I know where I stand, and nobody fucks with me. Rhett Adkins spoke words of wisdom when he said, “you can kiss my country ass.” Oh PS: ding, fries are done.

    • The Dictionary says:

      @PGCWCO Your ignorance sickens me. Im probably the blackest person you know and yet, my vocabulary is far greater than yours. Lets face it, rednecks fail for one reason, and you are the result of that reason. do the world a favor, don’t sleep with your sister tonight, cut off your dick, and shoot it with the shotgun you keep by your toothbrush you dirty peice of shit.

    • PGCWCO says:

      The Dictionary, your ignorance sickens me as well. You have no idea who you are fuckin talking to. First of all, I don’t know you, and I’m happy to say so. Second, I don’t give a fuck about your vocabulary and I can’t understand why you think I would. Third, I work my ass off for a living; unlike most niggers I know that live off of the government and my taxes while continuing to spread their genes to multiple products of “baby daddies”. Fourth, I don’t have a sister, so your little theory is false. Oh, my toothbrush is in the bathroom, and my 12gauge is in my bedroom, cocked and locked. I find it priceless that you talk shit about someone who has the capability to take your eye out from a klick and a half with his weapon. Absolutely priceless.

    • OG says:

      I agree with caramel Beauty. WE taking over. The best athletes are black, all the most beautiful women are either black, mixed or latina, white people losing everything hahahah OH even the president is black hahahaha awww dat shit burns huh? So keep up the racist comments we are past that. Ridicules are fueled by envy.

    • OG says:

      @PGCWCO – I love how you can talk all this shit on the computer but the same “nigger” you are talking to you probably walk by everyday and kiss his ass cause you are a coward. All racist people are cowards including you redneck faggots. You only racist on the web where you can hide behind the computer. hahahaha you faggots crack me up. I know you mad that obama won but deal with it bitch.

    • PGCWCO says:

      @OG, I don’t kiss anyone’s ass. If I have a problem with someone I handle it. And if it weren’t for the rednecks that established this country, your black ass would be in Zimbabwe or Zambia speakin in fuckin click noises so don’t give me your shit. The President is half white, and he’s not a nigger living off my taxes like the pieces of shit in Philly that can’t get off their asses and get a Goddamn job. I respect the President because he’s not like his worthless nigger brothers and sisters that have earned themselves the label “niggers”. He has chosen to give fixing this country a shot, even though he’s failing because he has no clue what he’s doing. I can’t stand cocky black fucks like you. Again, I have no problems with black people, and I have a handful of black friends, but I cannot stand worthless niggers that do nothing, take everything, and blame everyone else for their predicaments. I don’t understand why only whites can be racist. You ought to shut your fat fuckin lips and be grateful that you’re even able to speak English, thanks to my ancestors. OG, I think the best part of you ran down your momma’s ass crack when you were being born. Stupid motherfucker. And as far as calling me a coward goes, I’d like to see your worthless ass stand up and defend this nation. You pathetic fucks disgrace your country. So until you can grow a set, grab a weapon, and stand a post, shut the fuck up and stand aside. Semper Fi.

    • The Dictionary says:

      And since you can beat me SOO bad. Broklyn NY. East 17th Street. I’ll be waiting boy.

  19. Sven Jorgenson says:

    Whats next? Spear chucker llc?

    • Nobody says:

      nope…Porch Monkey Memorabilia

      or

      Jungle Bunny Boutique

      They haven’t decided which is a better insult to the African Americans

  20. Beerman says:

    damn, i thought they could be cheif.

  21. neofail says:

    the chinese symbols are translated as follows:
    Nigger King – we have the best niggers!
    Buy a nigger this weekend and receive a 10% discount card!

    • Nobody says:

      Chinese character fail
      There aere 3 characters and they translate as follows
      The first one means Black
      The second means Person
      The third means King

      Black Person King

  22. jdco says:

    LOLLLLLLL this is a surprise!!

  23. Chaotic Theory says:

    Did anyone else notice that this was submitted by dildodouchebag

  24. jbfndc says:

    OMG! this is unbelievable….racist

  25. DildoDoucheBag says:

    Wow i didn’t expect this to get posted. yessssssssss win for me!

  26. mike hawk says:

    Theres probably a black king in africa saying (sigh) finally

  27. Khaballa Jones says:

    Waaaaaaiiit. If “Burger King” sells burgers…

  28. PGCWCO says:

    This just goes to show that racism is dominant, so get used to it. A nigger is a nigger is a nigger.

  29. Nicholas says:

    only in asia

  30. pistol says:

    CAN I OPEN ONE OF THESE


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