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Chocolate Cottage Cheese FAIL!
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That’s some FUPA and Moose Knuckle! Jemima the Hutt, you go girl! Straight to the cardiologist!
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PEDOBEAR DOES NOT APPROVE OF NIGGAPOTAMUS
Roflmao,
Kids This is why too much
KFC is bad !
not just KFC. remember pork rinds, milkyways, babyback ribs, tater chips, McD’s, and all the other homemade crap.
And dont forget all the people she must’ve eaten
lol niggapotamus. go pedobear!??#@#%$^#
wtf is NIGGAPOTAMUS???? im black and all i want to noe wtf is does dat mean?????
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HOOOOOOLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY CRAAAAPPPP!!! ZOMG
i agree i chick is UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLYYYYYYY
THE LEGS O.O
OH GOD, what the hell?!
Looks Like Jaba The Hutt Mixed With Sasquach And Opera Winfery
Is that man-bear-pig?
So EF have some morals by censoring out her nipples… But still fuel us the fails that’ll turn into a racial debate… Zombie time… f(>_<)f
HAHA I had to take a second look at the picture to notice that.
thank me they censored them!
ok I just got a mental image of her naked and I’m gonna puke
only people turn this into something racial. we also had white sexy fails…and than everybody says things like “white trash”. Black people fucking shit up are blackpeople or niggers, but when white people fuck shit up they are always “white trash”..they are different from the normal white people.
Can anyone translate in english what “my little blow me” said?
“my little blow me” said – its his momma
roflmao @ Jesus Christ
Thank you Jesus!!
Allin you`re full shit. You know what i mean. Jesus shut up..nobody cares about you anymore.
FUCK I CARE TROLL
It’s funny you say Nobody cares about him anymore and yet a person with the name “Nobody” laughed LOL
nigger kong
I bet it took you like four hours to come up with that many words.
I was unaware that my waterbed could walk. Fucking Transformers!
hahahahahaha! +1
Only thing THAT is ‘forming into is a BigMac. A REALLY Big Mac :O
Hahahahahahaha +3
bbbaaaarrrffffffff! no amount of vodka will cure her fuglyness!
but maybe it can help you mistake THAT for a brown waterbed
Yarg… We can always try! And if it doesnt work me hearies… MAN THE HARPOONS! SHE’LL MAKE A FINE CATCH!
even with that thin dress on she still wouldn’t fit into the coffin
There is Just more to Love!
Alot more.
and then when your done loving that theres more waiting for you…
Look at the ham hock to the right, must be ladies’ night at a Navy enlisted club.
Oh shit i just saw that. must be a fatty club.
Where the hell are her knees?!
Sure, shed the clothes and attach some helium balloons to your ass and you can be light on your feet.
RUN!!! ITS A BOOMER!!
LOL
Sure Is
she scares me 0.0 0.o
it’s a cellulite win
I meant “cellulitis win”
ONLY NEGROS WILL EVER,EVER HAVE SEX WITH THIS…………
Don’t you mean niggers?
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I’m black and i’d burn that thing ._.
Yous a big fine woman,won’t cha back dat ass up!
Beep! beep! beep! beep!
and yous a dumb ass. learn correct grammar and go find a real woman.
Vodevil, that’s lyrics from a song dumbass, go live under that rock for a few more years.
vodevil fail!
Slap Nuts WIN ROTFL!! and Well said Chaotic well said
Really, Look at the girl in the back ground…this has to be a chubby chaser party or something. FAIL SEXY, FAIL PARTY.
Jabba The Slut
Who let it out in public?
WOWWWW. you can’t park your van there!!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
and why god why is she strutting???
Please tell me she’s not wearing heels? WTF kinda heels are those? titanium made? nasa spent 16 year on creating that shit for this thing!
lmfao! she’s gonna puncture the floor!
hahahaha!!!!!!! she left home with stilettos and came back with flip flops!!!
Flip flops!!!!!!!!!lolololololololololol!!!!!
LOOK MA’!! TURKEY LEGS FROM DISNEY LAND!!!!!
*shoots himself*
SHES TONS OF FUN!…..runs away.
this is pretty bad. she needs help or will die soon by heart attack or her own hand. i just wonder which of her ‘friends’ sent the picture in? i also wonder how anyone could keep eating in order to gain that much fat and not stop before it happens. she needs help.
you’re such a fag
I must agree with V
she doesn’t need help. I say if she’s that retarded to get herself into that kind of shape she deserves to die
see, before i was like
hahaha but now after zero mc im like 
that sucks
you ruined it for me zero now i iz havin sad
wow…amorphous blob win. It looks like her front leg is backwards, as there is seemingly a calf on the front of her leg….btw i would punch that thing in the face if i ever saw her in public.
Thats just wrong. And look at her thinking shes all sexy
This is not a woman!
(’300′ mode)
‘THIS… IS… AFRICA!!!’
haha
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WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE FAT ONES THAT DO THIS CRAP!!!
other wise it wouldnt be in this web?
Don’t you mean why is it just the fat ones we see here….oh yeah because the sexy ones doing it would not be considered a fail
Nope, Fatties are always the ones wearing this kind of clothing, fatties think they are hot shit (no pun intended) and always like everybody else is jealous. i never see an actual sexy girl wear this in public. but then again it wouldnt be on E.F., it would be on here.
http://www.humorbitch.com/
who let her wear that????
Yo momma. o.O
idk but whoever did needs to be shot!!!
i’ve seen some fat people before but DAMN!!! what the hell were the people of Sea World thinking letting a whale go out for the night? (i am forever haunted by this picture)
She swear she the shit! Lmao! Ew, Why do morbidly obese people feel the need to embarrass them selves like that?! That shit is nasty! WTf was she thinking!!!
she can let a turkey thigh slow roast in one of her fat folds and when she’s hungry she just has to pop it out and Bon apetit!!
wonder if macys know that one of their thanksgiving day parade balloons is still floating about lol
GOOD LORD
my eyes!!! god help! my eyes it burns! it burns!!!!!!!! grahhhha!@#$%^&*(
surprised she hasn’t struck oil with those heels on
im surprised the heels havent broken
Im sorry but to the right of her is that a mirror…and she’s still smiling ?_?
my eyes i cant see. omg my little sister who is only 11 is looking at these pictures with me to; oh there she goes she ran out of the room screaming
why is she wearing like that? :O
somethings arent good to see
disturbing
look mom! an Elephant!
Is that one of those bitches from southpark?
i think she might be unhealthy
The only thing worse would be the shot of her walking away…
i love the strategic placement of the epic fail
where your knee?
LOL DAMN BITCH GET SOME LIPO!!!! THAT IS JUST NASTY. STOP EATING!!!! SERIOUSLY LOL