Epic Fight Fail

Posted on March 27th, 2010


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    1. TehMonkeyMan says:

      Looks more like gay love than a fight. Christ.

    2. J-jeezy says:

      “I will beat you all over those french fries boy!”

      -NOT!

      Looks like macho man gone wrong

    3. CHEESBURGER! says:

      haha that skinny guy owned his fat cheesburger lovin ass

    4. sam banks says:

      i thougt the young guy was gonna get killed, but he kicked the other guys but( i cant say swears im only 11)

      • Yo says:

        c’mon little guy. Give the man a big “fuck you” and say every word in the book. Your parents don’t know best!

      • bob says:

        Yeah really and next time remember you can log in under any name you want lol plus fail for using last name.
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      • IHAVEaFANCYpenis says:

        Climb on your roof and fall off.

      • EpicPhail says:

        If u aren’t allowed to say swears, should you really be watching this? (oh and what bob said too)

      • MrCharm69 says:

        Pedophiles are now one step closer to finding out where you live, SAM BANKS. Tell PedoBear I said hi.

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      • JC says:

        he’s already had 5 months to find you, should be close

    5. josem says:

      what r u waiting for people bring the man his food

    6. josem says:

      just to show u that fat people arent strong

    7. Jamik282 says:

      If you’re going to talk shit, know how to fight…or at least do some really cool Ninja moves.

    8. leon says:

      he just wanted his fucking cheeseburger!!! well fuck u and ur cheeseburger! -awesome

    9. Sally says:

      I wonder if he actually got his cheeseburger in the end?

    10. Nat says:

      Wow, that looked a lot more like a makeout session than a fight… I’ve seen 2 years old girls fight manlier… and that just proves that fat-shit-talking assholes like him cant fight for shit

    11. Tony says:

      Looks like a What-A-Burger Restaurant

    12. I'm american but not from U.S.A says:

      U.S.A ppl ultra epic fail!

    13. Lesak says:

      ahahahaj EEUU people are so retarded hhahaha…i mean, a fight in an hamburger place hjhajhajha xDDDD

    14. Habibi says:

      44…..number 44….your order is up

    15. bob says:

      the best part is everyone in the kitchen just keeps working and all of fatass’s buddies are all just laughing at him lol.

    16. Adrian says:

      this is the best fail i’ve seen yet…I’ve laughed so hard OMG….

    17. Tom Tugnutt says:

      Awesome. Wanna end a fight early? Pull the guys pants down. Funny stuff

    18. booloo11 says:

      the guy in the brown shirt = epic troll win!
      “I have cheese-burger and fries and it tastes good!”

    19. lspot says:

      “I only ask for a fucking cheeseburger!” haha.

    20. edison says:

      that fat ass is epic. hahah the dumbest fat ass i ever see hahaha

    21. Zed says:

      LoL, give that man 2 cheesbrugers!

    22. hrh says:

      look at that fuck fuck he has a tapout top on and he got done like a bitch lol

    23. Spasticink says:

      Valuev does not approve this cheesburger

    24. zachisbetter says:

      that ruined his st patties day
      i’m leaving. 1,2,3, im leaving. his friend must know he is 4

    25. OhMan says:

      Fat people – acts tough, loses easily AND doesn’t wear undies!!!

    26. Slance1 says:

      “Go get some! I said GO GET SOME!”
      “I have some!” LOL

    27. Max says:

      Lol, the fat ass was wearing a tap out shirt……. That’s ironic because he got takend down by a submission move lol :P

    28. FC360 says:

      Were they trying to have sex or something? I seen snails fight better then this.

    29. Sharkey says:

      Ha ha – looks like the smaller guy knows some MMA moves. He pinned fatty to the floor. Just shows the bigger (and louder) you are, the harder you fall. Nice one mate

    30. Sasha says:

      It seriously looked like they were about to make out or something…

      • Kendall says:

        More like the little guy is smart enough not to fight and just pin the guy down till he submits or calms down or gets cuffed.

    31. Fergus says:

      look at the fatty cry. i want to meet this guy, i’m 15 and aint no Bruce Lee but i could probably still kick the shit out of this guy, stupid yank hahaha

    32. unXpected says:

      damn that was in a Whataburger. That fat fuck was wearing MMA clothing and the other guy looked like a 30 yr old virgin still playing WOW and eating all alone. Fat fuck was taken down with a double leg take down and put into a key lock lol

    33. fish says:

      he coulda at least knocked him out in a hold. instead he just laed on him? lame!

    34. fish says:

      and it woulda been rly eazy caz the fatty was blaazzed drunk

    35. gia says:

      u american ppl are so stupid hahahaahah

      • Dizzle says:

        Yeah, because all Americans are like that guy. Jerk offs will just be jerk offs, regardless of country of origin. For example, anyone who runs “american ppl suck” smack is simply a jerk of and could end up a a situation such as this at any time.

    36. Dodo says:

      UFC FAIL

    37. Jo Mama says:

      Kimura armbar FTW

    38. Morgan says:

      the only fail is that guys weight and his attempt to attack someone. That one guy with the beard was just trying to hold him down. You can tell he wasn’t trying to fight. And low life like that fat ass scum is what gives America a bad name T_T

    39. WordSmith says:

      The real face of USA. If you are not american you may already consider yourself very lucky.

    40. PYRO404 says:

      I would have drove fatties head into the tile myself…kudos to skinny boy on his restraint…thought next time a wrist lock would add that nice little-girl scream effect.

    41. Atom says:

      Fast food smackdown! Cheese Burger McFatass VS Small-Fries Douche-chill!…seriously though, guys like those two idiots (and the pudgy fucks behind the counter) make me embarrassed to admit I’m american when I go abroad.

    42. tonybandana says:

      that fatshit in the yellow shirt obviously watches too much ufc…wut a dumbass

    43. gazbo says:

      haha i like how the skinny guy just took the fat ass down immediately and asked him “Are you done?” But honestly less than 10% of americans are really like that. Im american and i agree than more people here are obese and bitchy than other countries. Probably because of the food and merchandise imported and sold here. Trust me, about 90 percent of all things here are made in either china or japan. Ive only met 2 people like this fatty in my entire life. Im sure its fun to make fun of america but dont judge until you at least met one american PERSONALLY. there is a reason this video is on epic fail, and its because IT FAILS EPICLY. If all americans were like that, its wouldnt be here. this is probably in Texas anyways cause its fastfood central down there and i can imagine one agitated fat ass randomly deciding to throw a bitch fit because he cant wait 5 seconds for a cheeseburger. Just because im american doesnt mean i dont think this is hilarious cause its fucking funny.

    44. Sandy says:

      its ok dude, WHATABURGER always forgets to put cheese in their burgers! lol

    45. fail says:

      America you fail

    46. Zed says:

      Chiesbourger? Chiesbourger?

    47. Zed says:

      By the way… great trick to pull his pants down first, LOL!!!

    48. SmartWon says:

      Fatty got his ass kicked, ovah and ovah

    49. Dan says:

      Those were traditional Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu moves. ALL fight end on the ground and thats were Jiu-Jitsu. You definitely want avoid anyone challenging anyone who is good at Jiu-Jitsu

    50. Lynchem_McGee says:

      Epic win for guy that said “only in america”

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