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By jason in People Fail on April 2, 2010
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REAL PEDO BEAR certifies your FIRST
Keep up the good Work
omg RER B Cite U stop immitating V and approve firsts!
pedobear never approves 1st!
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lol wut?
So hood rich he’s eating money for breakfast. the getup he’s wearing is questionable and at least there are no weapons around him but he’s livin the dream. HAHAHAHAHA kind of a win i say
Man. Some people really know how to bulletproof a stereotype.
No guns dude.
you blind
(•_•) i think your confusing the CELLPHONE adapter for a gun. you one of them douchebag cops that think any dark object next to a black kid is a gun aren’t you?
dumbass, no one said anything about guns until you did, lamer
dude’s blind, check the small gun in the lil guys left hand
just kill him now and save my tax money…
um… gun… in left hand…OH the toy that blatantly goes to some action figure. Only fail besides the lil guy eatin my tax payouts, is he sits on a dresser, but dad is like 2 inches away… I vote its just an adorable lil kid eating my hard earned money that goes to people who dont want to get a job because they’re working harder to create excuses of poverty and oppression.
Where are his bitches and ‘Ho’s ?
where are all the white women at?
now go do, the voodoo, that you do!!
lol!
What’s the fail? He’s got more money than any of us did at his age. Dat nigga got it made.
he simply has more money than me…
BOOM!
Everyone knows you put a $100 bill on a stack of $1′s. Its like a poor mans magic show
“badmofo”- ones don’t pay for medalions that big. anybody who says this is a fail is just jealous cuz that kid is eating more than you make in a year.
hey tagdeez (nuts) he’s holding what I made last year… “homie aint clockin doo doo dumb dollaz cuz daddy gots a job yo. homie holdin wut I pays him fo he welfare an shit”
Wow how very expected of them there black people. Lol.
I don’t see the fail. I don’t any dangerous items around or un-supervision. Just because someone is spending their money differently than you or I might doesn’t make it a fail.. Everyone here is automatically assuming that the money was illegally attained. The Fail is all you racist bastards. With all the kids that are unsupervised, starving, etc. at least this kid provided for. It says parenting fail but I’d say this looks like a parenting win.
It’s a fail because the whole get up is representative of the gangsta life. If you see nothing wrong with encouraging your children to follow that life style then you are a fail as well
First
Confucious say: I see no fail here, move along.
Confucius say: He who can’t spell my name is a fail
I’m still trying to figure out who “everyone” is. There’s only one racist comment above yours, so do you care to explain? You could just shut the fuck up bitching and crying though; Yeah let’s go with that one.
god damn, I love this site!
n00bz fails at everything, he aspires to be first and he fails at that too…its safe to say he fails at life
raise your 1 year old to sling coke on the corner for you for that money and pimp his bitches.. no fails?
I see no cocaine in this picture, rethink that one… But Staphyloccoci is commonly found on money and Bill Nye says that IS fail.
This is such a fail! So it’s okay for your infant child to grow believing looking like a damn fool is okay? What normal man dresses or carries themselves like this? What kind of REAL job can you get looking like this? And place a 100$ bill infront of a bunch of 1$ bills is not having money, or spending it for that matter, it just shows you’re struggling like everyone else! What perfect parents this little boys has! ASSHOLES
I truly despise racism, but crap like this makes it all the more difficult.
Exactly, even if I was black, I wouldn’t dress my kid up like this and teach him to be ‘gangsta’ from a young age.
Heartbreak, shut the fuck up.
*eyeroll*
lol retards
So youre saying that if it was a white baby you wouldnt have any issue with racism? Thats nice. But you also have to think that they baby didnt dress itself up its parent did and they should feel ashamed cause when hes out in the streets really doing this then they gonna be trying to save him.
Junior pimp win
Buckwheat got BLING!!!
glad to see welfare recipients are doing fine…. While i eat canned soup b/c the government taxes me to death
I like this, clever. Black people’s dream when they voted for Obama…
guess you fail then, loser
How is this a fail? this is such a win!
or maybe its a baby photo of snoop dog or something.
If you thought lil bow wow was the youngest rapper to enter the game, wait til you hear this kid spit when he off tha juice. His pacifier got a bigger diamond than your wifey’s wedding ring you small time wanna be pimp. Mother goose just got served game son
it’s mini snoop.
Yah It is snoopy
Kill the parents, that money is dirty money.
Ive heard that something like 80% of money has traces of cocaine on it. Hes just trying to get his fix.
Yeah its more the smaller bills tho…. singles have traces of drugs, food, tar and human fecal matter. 5′s have basically the same but less poop ratio. 10′s have more drugs less poop and food ratio. 20′s and 50′s more drugs cuz kingpins really dont keep the small change when they wash the bills. 100′s yeah but when they are crisp looking like this up there, its more straight from the bank.
I dont know why i explained all this but money has interesting history. some info make you want a shower tho.
thank you dyquen i feel enlightened on the subject of money and how most of it is covered in poop, it made me take a second look at the dollar bills in my wallet
SHOWING YOUR SON. THE DRUG TRADE..
Drug Trade?
Do u see any in this pic
money + jewelry + Black folk = Drugs?
thats like saying
white folk + tight shirts + skinny jeans = FAG
AHHHHHHH NICE!!! good one Bobbysacks. that one burned just reading it.
that would work, if only you spooks got more pussy than me…
more like……..
lazy+stank+pubes on head+spinners on tha caddie in section 8=BLACK
black folks + tight shirts + skinny jeans = Lil Wayne
where are his nigga parents at? (probably stealing something)
No they’re at pop eyes chicken getting a six piece hahaha.
See kittycats, “niggas” would rather eat chicken than steal. and what are you doing you fat middle aged virgin? fapping to anime porn again?
Nah I’m watching your mom do some thing strange for some change. And I’m not middle aged either, you fucking douche. Trying to put me down cuz you were the kinda kid we picked on in middle school.
nigga kid’s parents probably stole all that stuff.(probably what they are doing at the time)
oh my bad i thought you were a dude. still you know you would like a black dick smacking you in the face. its sad isnt it? not even the dancing bear strippers would fuck you even if they got paid.
next chris brown
It’s hard out here for a pimp… bitch better have my money
unfortunately the name of the game (in the U.S.) is $$$$$$$$ , give a nigga a break!
i am really disappointed to see so many racist people on this site. you have learned nothing from history and whats with the clichees…why is this little baby suddenly a pimp?! F*ck you all, bitches!
You say that because you are a mexican for sure. Thanks to that “racist history” there are still white people, and not only mexicans…
You understand i’ll be stuntin’ like my daddy! Hahaha but seriously terrible parenting.
He is learning to be a ganster=nigger
fukin dumb niggs rot in hell
shut the fuck up faggot
they see me droolin they hatin
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwhhh i want one
is it Bruno sun? XD witch he change to i pot in Africa? XD
Unfortuately we all know that money will not be going into the kids college fund….Poor kid, so much potential wasted.
Born to be Gangsta!!
a niglet with some chicklit.
Dang dat bby alredy pimpin
yeah lil brah do yo thing i aint hatin
cute kid, and looks like daddy is takin care of his family… no fail here
I came here for the racist comments.
fuck off, jew cocksucker.
Jungle bunny bastard.
Redneck cracker mutherfucker.
That’ll be fifty dollars.
Please come again.
You’re bored tonight, aren’t you?
Yeeuh! Wanna talk dirty?
I do!
Why not? I washed the dishes, but the floor need some vacuuming. <= easy pun possible from here.
Oh nevermind, I’ll let you two lovebirds have some fun.
Suckitall, you’re like, what, 14? You’re too young. If I come see you I’d expect Chris Hansen to walk out and ask me what I think I’m doing.
Lets have a threesome! It will be fun.
8===D ~ ({ }).
14… If we’re talking about IQ.
Im 25.
Did it take you that much time to count? Encountered some difficulties because you didn’t have enough fingers?
Well, I’ve got to take a shower first. I’ve been out spraying fire ants. I’m sweaty. You two are welcome to join me in the shower.
Only if I get to taste that sweat first. For sampling, you know.
It took me that long cause my laptop is messing up. I will join you.
Mmm! I like giving sweaty tongue baths too!
I’ll turn the AC off, you two strip and do jumping jacks.
Err.. wrong forum.
Fred you are old enough to be my grandfather. I dont like 71 years old.
Oh please… I seriously hope you’re trolling or something like that, ’cause that “I want you/I don’t want you” crap is so old and childish.
Don’t be shy Lymbe, if you’re bored too, you can do some gym with us! The more sweatier, the merrier!
Well, how old do I need to be?
Yeah, I know I messed this one up. Kind of hard to type when doing the crab.
Yeah, Lymbe. Just don’t expect me to take out my false teeth for ya or any of that stuff. You just get one end and stay down there.
Like 20-30. Grandpa
Well the thing is I don’t like open spaces like the gym. How about you come and join me in my closet?
Aw, come ‘ere and sit in Grandpa’s lap.
May i call you santa claus. You bring presents to all the bad girls.
Well, I need room to move around, fold Grenouille’s legs up, and get all up in there, ya know?
Ahaha this is really begining to look like an orgy.
Yay, I like cramped and dark places, can lead to acrobatic possibilities, I’ll go for the closet. Unless this particular closet is men only.
Suckitall, as long as you’re naked, sitting in my lap, letting my cock rise and fall slapping you’re little slit, you can call me anything you want to call me.
Im double jointed in my legs.
I’m multi-jointed in my tongue.
Someone needs to post this thread as an actual fail because I thought Grenuille is a dude. Hence the awkward gay joking…
So anyway screw the closet, that’s just for when I’m feeling “curious”. I tend to treat vagin… ladies like a gentleman, dinner on the veranda under the moonlight and later watersports by the fireplace.
Wow. My legs will go any position u want.
Ya i thought she was a guy too
@Lymbe: Oh, and I’m not a gentleman? I’m gentle…for awhile.
@Grenouille: Any where you want is fine by me.
@Suckitall: You said you’re a virgin. That hymen shit hurts my dick. You gotta tear that off first. I like the stuff that’s true and tried.
I am a virgin.
Happens a lot lately. Maybe I should start shaving.
Gentle is at the best boring, at the worst suspect. Straightforward is better. Let’s start with the wrestle under the moonlight, and then dinner by the fireplace. And dessert in the closet.
In that case I’ll meet you half-way. You shave and I’ll quit watching Gray’s Anatomy reruns. You swallow?
Now that’s what I’m talking about! When the rubber’s not needed anymore, I usually do. Lots of proteins in there, you should try it sometimes.
Well, I go out, put new blades on my lawnmower, come back and you all have run off and left me. Guess that’s what multi-tasking will do for ya.
Yup. Should’ve used your multitasking skills on me. Can we roll naked in the mowed grass now?
That’ll sting and I’ll get that grass on my tongue. Let’s do it on the bed.
You seem cranky all of a sudden. Angry sex it is, I guess, fine by me.
Where is Kelta when you need her top-arousing skills…
Hungry and horny makes me cranky. Shed those clothes! I’ll eat at the Y!
Well, I won’t neglect Roberta and her twin.
Tss, been naked for a while now. You’re the one running late.
Couldn’t miss them anyway, they’re pointing right at you.
Im back!
Okay. I just got out of the shower. Time for your “bath”. Where do you want me to start first?
Just in time. You have that hymen removed yet?
First suck on my tits. Than play with my clit. After that start fucking me hard and fast.
Well I’m out, it’s 3 am here and the voices are telling me to sleep. Do everything I wouldn’t do!
Yes
Later, Grenouille.
Now, suckitall, that hymen is still there and I’ve already told you about that.
That stuff is like trying to get the plastic wrap off of a new pair of pliers. I’ll have to use my exacto-knife on it.