Congressman Fail

Posted on April 3rd, 2010


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    1. Pacific Mole says:

      *looks round, nervously*

    2. Willy Deedle says:

      That man deserves a throat punch..

    3. VERGONIUS says:

      Im learning english… but i didnt understand what he said XD

    4. AiMLEzZz says:

      Yeah, so much for the funny part, now the problem is that he actually has a political power…

    5. MaLV says:

      Jeez, people like that in power? no wonder the world is such a fncked up place.

      • PussyEater says:

        This man is a genius compared to George W Bush.
        George W Bush actually managed to capsize America.

      • tonybandana says:

        if george bush is so stupid then how retarded are american citezens for voting him president twice…….

    6. cfo says:

      yeah i think all that fried chicken done made him stupid

    7. Nordvind says:

      Looks like he got a hangover.

    8. Q says:

      :O…..tip over? Sir, with all due respect, you are a retard!

    9. Hailey says:

      Ohh god. We are all going to die. From lack of intelligence.

    10. fly poster says:

      In soviet russia, you don’t tip over island, island tips over you!

    11. Pacific Mole says:

      But wait a minute …. could this explain the loss of Atlantis? They got careless, all dashed over to the same beach when the ice-cream van arrived?

    12. Guy says:

      “uhhhh we don’t anticipate that…”
      ROLF!

    13. fawf says:

      idiocracy coming true. how scary

    14. harsh but needed says:

      this is what happens when you toke to much during your lunch haha

    15. Lama says:

      He’s right. I life in europa. And I am afraid of the Asians. Because their population is growing fast. And to everybody who knows that Asia and Europe are connected(I dont know if this is understandable, else look in a world map[I think the most american will]) and in the one side is Europe and on the other is Asia i think that it can tip over. But we should be lucky the most people in Asia are small and poor. Puhhhh…

      • fly poster says:

        Syntax fail.

      • booloo11 says:

        ur probably baked like an apple pie now man!
        cut the weed

      • my little blow me says:

        yeah europe & asia are one continent called simply Eurasia. Asia is so big and europe is so small that if asia is to crowded it will not tip over but the complete continent of Eurasia will sink down. Most Asians are small but they have way bigger numbers than the europeans do. I am so scared right now!

      • Master Shake says:

        You should be you should be!

      • Eros says:

        This is what happens when you give a computer to a gypsy. Sad!

      • Just laughing says:

        fuck you bitch! how can you say, we should be happy about other peoples misfortune! Fuck you! Try living like they do!!

      • tonybandana says:

        lama you are one stupid mother fucker

    16. Mike says:

      Your school taxes at work in Georgia. the (D) next to his name in this case stands for Dumbass

      • AiMLEzZz says:

        What options he had left? To admit that he’s an idiot?

      • booloo11 says:

        I do that all the time :D

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        Also claims it’s a metaphor for Guam’s ecosystem. I’m from and live in Georgia, I can admit when I fuck up, why can’t he? But he doesn’t want to admit he fucked up and had a “oops, my bad” moment. He doesn’t want to send 8,000 more marines over there, I’m thinking he’d rather throw them in the afghan or Iraq.

    17. Nobody says:

      It is pretty obvious this congressman was being serious in the video…only after his aides told him how fucking stupid he is did he then say he was trying to be metaphoric

      Confucius say: Man who make statement like that has no clue he is a retard

    18. AiMLEzZz says:

      I wonder how that white guy could stay serious, I would burst out laughing…

    19. Dyquen says:

      oooooookaaaay, that um… how the… what? I’ve never heard of an island that floats like a boat or balances like a seesaw. I think somebody got tweaked and played Mario as his rehearsal for this. yeah i would be the one dude in the back pointing and laughing at this retard.

    20. Deagle says:

      Well when you think of it.. We in the Netherlands live very closely together (about 17 million or so all in that little space?) and most of our country is already below sea level. He is seeing the danger we all ignore!!

      Idiot..

    21. Zed says:

      What’s the fail? That he talks so lazy?

    22. Zed says:

      Or is it it that he says the some island could capsize?

    23. slim says:

      yeah… not referring to an island physically capsizing. Referring to a polarized economy. context fail.

    24. Goddess1 says:

      That was an April Fool’s Day Joke…

    25. Litten says:

      its an island, not a fucking scale hahahaha

    26. joey says:

      he is so stupid, everyone knows an island dosn’t flip over it just sinks down like a rock DUHHHH what an ass !!!

    27. Miss Silver says:

      What an idiot…

    28. Lloyd says:

      Let me think…how was this man educated? Could it be THE PUBLIC FOOL SYSTEM!?!?!?

    29. bbquizzle says:

      Hope he’s on the island when it goes down…

    30. ???????????????? says:

      Capsized islands make baby Jesus cry.

    31. IllogicalAmerica says:

      If a Republican or a Conservative said this, we would never hear the end of this. But because this guy is a Democrat, he is simply joking. That’s the Liberal media for you.

    32. linx says:

      UMM the scary part is that he is a congressman. FAIL

    33. planetzebo says:

      Just imagine the population this guy represents. After all, they voted this AssClown into office. Holy shit.

    34. NeAndresthal says:

      Once more, I come from Spain to bring you foregn curiosities XD

      Remember a little guy callez Aznar? He was president of Spain years ago and we are still suffering the consequences of their acts.
      We have some useless people in charge that doesn’t deserve their payday.

    35. Ladyrocker says:

      This really gives me confidence in the people who are running our country!

    36. troll says:

      who elected this guy?…


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