Congressman Fail64
By jason in People Fail on April 3, 2010
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*looks round, nervously*
That man deserves a throat punch..
Im learning english… but i didnt understand what he said XD
he says he is afraid that an island will tip over and capsize (fall over and sink) because there are too many people on it.
mr. moustache man, thank you!
Yeah, so much for the funny part, now the problem is that he actually has a political power…
Jeez, people like that in power? no wonder the world is such a fncked up place.
This man is a genius compared to George W Bush.
George W Bush actually managed to capsize America.
if george bush is so stupid then how retarded are american citezens for voting him president twice…….
yeah i think all that fried chicken done made him stupid
Looks like he got a hangover.
:O…..tip over? Sir, with all due respect, you are a retard!
Ohh god. We are all going to die. From lack of intelligence.
from the lack of ur humor maybe
In soviet russia, you don’t tip over island, island tips over you!
and then capsise
But wait a minute …. could this explain the loss of Atlantis? They got careless, all dashed over to the same beach when the ice-cream van arrived?
Yessss! OK, another mystery solved!
They technology was way superior to ours. They did not have ice-cream vans, they had ice-cream space ships!
“uhhhh we don’t anticipate that…”
ROLF!
*ROFL
idiocracy coming true. how scary
this is what happens when you toke to much during your lunch haha
either that, or the cuban’s have spiked the dring water with acid.
He’s right. I life in europa. And I am afraid of the Asians. Because their population is growing fast. And to everybody who knows that Asia and Europe are connected(I dont know if this is understandable, else look in a world map[I think the most american will]) and in the one side is Europe and on the other is Asia i think that it can tip over. But we should be lucky the most people in Asia are small and poor. Puhhhh…
Syntax fail.
ur probably baked like an apple pie now man!
cut the weed
yeah europe & asia are one continent called simply Eurasia. Asia is so big and europe is so small that if asia is to crowded it will not tip over but the complete continent of Eurasia will sink down. Most Asians are small but they have way bigger numbers than the europeans do. I am so scared right now!
You should be you should be!
This is what happens when you give a computer to a gypsy. Sad!
fuck you bitch! how can you say, we should be happy about other peoples misfortune! Fuck you! Try living like they do!!
lama you are one stupid mother fucker
Your school taxes at work in Georgia. the (D) next to his name in this case stands for Dumbass
He claimed it was a joke in a later interview but here’s a link with some background info
http://m.digg.com/world_news/Congressman_thinks_Guam_will_tip_over_and_capsize?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+digg%2Fpopular+%28Popular+Stories%29
What options he had left? To admit that he’s an idiot?
I do that all the time
Also claims it’s a metaphor for Guam’s ecosystem. I’m from and live in Georgia, I can admit when I fuck up, why can’t he? But he doesn’t want to admit he fucked up and had a “oops, my bad” moment. He doesn’t want to send 8,000 more marines over there, I’m thinking he’d rather throw them in the afghan or Iraq.
It is pretty obvious this congressman was being serious in the video…only after his aides told him how fucking stupid he is did he then say he was trying to be metaphoric
Confucius say: Man who make statement like that has no clue he is a retard
I wonder how that white guy could stay serious, I would burst out laughing…
oooooookaaaay, that um… how the… what? I’ve never heard of an island that floats like a boat or balances like a seesaw. I think somebody got tweaked and played Mario as his rehearsal for this. yeah i would be the one dude in the back pointing and laughing at this retard.
Well when you think of it.. We in the Netherlands live very closely together (about 17 million or so all in that little space?) and most of our country is already below sea level. He is seeing the danger we all ignore!!
Idiot..
What’s the fail? That he talks so lazy?
Or is it it that he says the some island could capsize?
yeah… not referring to an island physically capsizing. Referring to a polarized economy. context fail.
No he didn’t, nice try.
That was an April Fool’s Day Joke…
On the 25th of March?
its an island, not a fucking scale hahahaha
Uh… Or a boat? I’ve never seen a fucking scale capsize.
So if it tipped over and capsized it would be right side up again, right? Just like a scale.
he is so stupid, everyone knows an island dosn’t flip over it just sinks down like a rock DUHHHH what an ass !!!
What an idiot…
Let me think…how was this man educated? Could it be THE PUBLIC FOOL SYSTEM!?!?!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTSCRoYyM-Y
Hope he’s on the island when it goes down…
Capsized islands make baby Jesus cry.
If a Republican or a Conservative said this, we would never hear the end of this. But because this guy is a Democrat, he is simply joking. That’s the Liberal media for you.
Silence, dissenter!
UMM the scary part is that he is a congressman. FAIL
Just imagine the population this guy represents. After all, they voted this AssClown into office. Holy shit.
Once more, I come from Spain to bring you foregn curiosities XD
Remember a little guy callez Aznar? He was president of Spain years ago and we are still suffering the consequences of their acts.
We have some useless people in charge that doesn’t deserve their payday.
This really gives me confidence in the people who are running our country!
who elected this guy?…