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woo hoo!! my second first!!
pedobear will be back in 5 to 10 and you will be in serious trouble
the only thing this video is missing is pedobear…and I have a feeling he will show up soon!
If being first makes you feel special then you have more problems than your low self esteem. a few of which seems to be your lack of life, friends and ability to get laid. Yes sir you are first, first to win at failing all over.
Fancy, if you believe in what I believe in,
Then we’ll be the same, always.
Fancy, just look around thee
If you will fancy all the girls you see, always.
My love is like a ruby that no one can see,
Only my fancy, always.
No one can penetrate me,
They only see what’s in their own fancy, always.
Sooooo was that a metaphor for saying you’re a tight ass, bicurious virgin? i write poetry too my self, but at least mine gets me head and tail.
Do what makes you happy
You and me, we’re free
We do as we please, yeah
From morning till
The end of the day
Till the end of the day
Yeaaaah, i do as i please with women and only women. i think Pedobear fucked up and bred the wrong one cuz it made this guy.
Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze.
I got a big fat mama trying to break me.
And I love to live so pleasantly,
Live this life of luxury,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
Somebody say Fancy!?!?!
FakeOBear Approves his first.
FakeOBear Needs no text-image.
FakeOBear FTW.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!
When the evil dog Shredder attacks
These Turtle boys don’t cut him no slack!
hahahahaha
Confucius say: That is just so fucking funny I can not even think of anything else to say
Confucius knows: that booloo11 does have something to say
DAMN that was funny
That sure is some inviting balls.
Love dog balls much?
depends on the saltiness
Good to know
lmao thats naaasty
Confucious say: even the slowest of animal, can still win.
Confucius say: Only retard not know how to spell my name
Confucius say why: ‘Nobody’ copy and run with fly poster’s Confucius idea, yet impart no philosophical gems, just use is as a way of calling people retards?
Confucious gay
Confucius say: Only he who can not spell my name is gay
Confucius win ^
which one???
damn i was totally expecting that .. and i was so scared of it that damn poor dog .. the past comments can only be made by girls!
that just had to hurt soo much damn .. @ the balls the fun is over ..
only due to the invention of the internet are we able to witness the genius of a tortoise nosing a dogs balls. my life is complete.
LOOOOOOl
That’s how they neuter dogs in Mexico
did that tortoise just bite off the dogs balls or just bit his balls because that would make a huge difference
Either way, it would seriously fucking hurt!
slow and steady wins at biting balls? yeah no thanks i good.
ROFL!
that’s why i always aim the balls
that actually sounded very gay…… pedobear me plis for my ignorance….lol
You just want pedobear’s cock.
nah leave that 2 people with “penis” in their names
2? I bet your 14.
I bet you are 35, live your mother and have fantasies with her… I prefer to have 14…
You prefer to have 14? You should learn how to talk before you try to insult someone.
Go fuck her pillows before she gets home…… Go!!!!
Exactly, now accept the fact that you’ll be an illiterate and ignorant human being for the rest of your life. Good luck comprehending the difficult orders you’ll very soon be taking at McDonald’s.
*sigh* dude do something good before you die, kill yourself……
You must not have a life, because you are on here way too much.
That’s funny, I was just going to say… look at the time stamps when these comments were written. You guys really need to find some women/girls & do to them instead what you did to yourself lol. There’s a whole new shiny world out there fellas… Come back time2time & fill us in on your new life adventures, and no… we won’t want to smell your fingers. We’ll just take your word… lol
This screaming … Poor dog
OMG, poor dog!
Wtf, I wonder how would his owner feel, if the turtle was biting his balls, and some1 was filming. Damn mofo.
Yeah right? Guy was just waiting for that crap to happen, Watching it was like a Nascar Race~ You just want to see a crash, but not really want to see it because you want everyone to be safe. Same goes for the dog, don’t want to see it but yet I just did~
More like a pet owner fail. I mean, they were fucking waiting for it to happen.
Yeah but that shit is fucking funny tho! You cant deny that.
This is seriously the best video I have ever seen. Am gonna quit college and do some serious research about chewing balls tortoise.
Fuck, somebody tell Michael Vick that fighting a dog and a tortoise is just as bad as dog fights.
poor bastard…..no more fucking for him.
That’s more like an epic win in self-defense.
did he died?
WHAHAHAHAHA!
fuck the dog sympathy here…… the fucking tortoise owns and the dog is an idiot. the end
Jesus, Our Lord and Savior:
Watch the language!
lol the dog had it comming
Rather funny Jesus.
that poor dog, was funny when it jumped and yelped lol
:’( hope he’s okay
thts a horny-ass tortoise
Really fucking smart you dirty Spics. You saw that coming for what? A good 20 seconds and you just let it bite the dogs nuts? You need to be tied to a tree and have fucking tomatoes shot at you through a potato gun.
calm down you whiney bitch!
YAh that turtle OWNED THAT DOG!
Saw that from a MILE away. I was nervous the whole time!
HOLY ****!!!
shit
PROOF: that he who is patient will grab his enemy by the balls!
HE WAS JUST NUTRED.