If i drak a bottle of bronzer, ate a fucking peacock, and tuck a shit it would look better then these two. they look like brother and sister. Jersey shore meeets alabama brother sister couple.
quadruple fail. #1-horrible fake ass tan. #2-man-faced chick. #3-hair on man-faced chick. and #4-i dont know about anybody else but dude’s lips look like a butthole!
Jesus! “i’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts” hairstlyle fail, double fake diamand stud earrings on the guy fail, picking the right girl out of the two in the picture fail, tit grab fail…. the list goes on.
ok…he wears jewelery (which in and of itself is not bad), he hits the tanning salon, he appears to spend more time with his hair then most women, and he appears to have his arm around a cross-dresser…yep, he’s gay alright
that bitch looks like a pterodactyl that daniel tosh talks about in his stand up, lol and the dude needs to be put down for the sake of men around the world!
Remember folks, you’re not cute or hot unless you look like these people. If not, screw you, close yourself in the oven, and leave it on 350 degrees for 3 hours. THEN, you’ll be ready for the bars and picking up the ladies/guys/douchebags/cats… whatever you’re into. I won’t judge.
or a man pouting
is the gay’est thing a man could ever do
Either that or associate with you hahaha j/k
Just call it what it is…the “duck face.”
Has he mouth and ass or 2 asses?
That girl is in for a bad surprise
that guy doesnt want her at all
he’s prolly after her brother ….
If i drak a bottle of bronzer, ate a fucking peacock, and tuck a shit it would look better then these two. they look like brother and sister. Jersey shore meeets alabama brother sister couple.
spell spell spell spell FAIL!
double fail here. the horrible tan and the tranny he’s holding.
No triple Fail the tan the face of the girl and the hair of the girl he have arround is arm.
quadruple fail. #1-horrible fake ass tan. #2-man-faced chick. #3-hair on man-faced chick. and #4-i dont know about anybody else but dude’s lips look like a butthole!
how about the fact that his hand is light as hell compared to both their tans?
I miss Pedo Bear. Had a shower this morning and there was no “surprise” behind the curtain!
Jesus! “i’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts” hairstlyle fail, double fake diamand stud earrings on the guy fail, picking the right girl out of the two in the picture fail, tit grab fail…. the list goes on.
you called me?
and this is why i love this site! ^^
LOL! Jesus Christ win!…i mean, obviously…
DOUCHE! I’m willing to bet that this night didn’t turn out quite as good as this idiot thought it was going to. He probably got his ass kicked.
or both best night ever lol
What’s the big deal? They’re obviously clowns- face paint, funny looking hair, irregularly shaped noses…I see no fail here.
roflmao
and how would that not make this pic an epic failure?
Douche Win though.
SNOOKIE!
wannabe guido
Memo, you made a Jersey Shore reference. You FAIL!!!
Im about over this type of fail, caking doodoo on your face and calling it a tan is losing its magic. even the women fail.
This comment actually made me lol. I’m so sick of seeing this shit, too.
Shit was so cash
He fucked that minge and got a rash!
who cares?????? hes cute!!!!
seriously? i think you deserve epic fail of the day
you kidding me he loks like SHIT that came out of your mom
Epic Douchebag
Hahahahaha
ok…he wears jewelery (which in and of itself is not bad), he hits the tanning salon, he appears to spend more time with his hair then most women, and he appears to have his arm around a cross-dresser…yep, he’s gay alright
im sorry, is that a tan or was he attacked by a group of orange markers
I wish I could find him and punch him in the face, but not a a fag hate crime, but more as a douche bag deserving a punch in the face
Just one thing…
Is his hair supposed to be in three spikes? All bow down to the Douche King!!
NO YOU FOOL!
Go for the girl on the right, look at her face. She’s trashed, and ripe for the picking.
douche
i like this fail he looks so cool i wish he was my friend
that bitch looks like a pterodactyl that daniel tosh talks about in his stand up, lol and the dude needs to be put down for the sake of men around the world!
*notices girl to right*
TENSO!!!
those oompa-loompas keeps scaping from the factory
From where is cool to seem a nigger?
The girl on the right is cute, but the other two spell “MAJOR DOUCHEBAG”
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
his lips are like a pussy
double fail does he even know he is holding a guy
If I didn’t see his face I’d put my prick right in that mouth. Looks like a butthole.
dude your face looks like an asshole
sad thing is he looks better than the chick he gots his arm around.
WTF why is the guy from ghost adventures doing in this pic major lmao moment
Remember folks, you’re not cute or hot unless you look like these people. If not, screw you, close yourself in the oven, and leave it on 350 degrees for 3 hours. THEN, you’ll be ready for the bars and picking up the ladies/guys/douchebags/cats… whatever you’re into. I won’t judge.