To suck every dick put in your face
to fall from that rock
First to suck your dead grandpa’s dick while your dad fucks your asshole with a loaded shotgun.
Top ten things that he was thinking before impact:
10: oh this is gonna hurt
9: I hope a girl is not watching
8: I wonder if this is a rock or a giant burnt marshmellow
7: damn I got a wedgie
6: I’ll never lose my virginity
5: this is a facebook status update
4: why do I use zero mc fail as a name
Top ten things I was think as I was reading this:
10: that’s a given
9: oh so true, so true
8: now that’s funny! burnt marshmallow – genious
5: uh oh he’s running out of ideas
4: he shoulda made this a top 5 list.
3: I feel the commenter pain now
2: maybe I should just stop reading this
1: hey, I got an idea of my own!! lol
dat looks fuunnn!!!!!!!!! heh 0_0
2 bad he sucks at it
its a good thing he’s wearing a helmet…
Just doo bad the helmet doesnt protect his face, eh?
if u look closely u can see the dude to the far left looking like “oh shit!” and the tooth fairy is gonna be happy!
You’re doing it wrong!
Look mom no hands!
In Mormon Utah, Rock Pwns You.
nah im not feelin it.
Wow, you got owned by yourself!
Absolutely a WIN! for the one who made the picture.
I bet he wears a helmet even when he’s not on his bike.
sucks to be that rock.
Wow,his teeth are gone. I mean all of them.