Parenting Fail

Posted on April 19th, 2010


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    1. FIRST says:

      FIRST !!!!!!!!

    2. failboy says:

      FIRST.. to fail!

    3. DonJacky says:

      Would be a worse parenting fail if it was the other way round.

    4. ralph says:

      She’s gonna regret all those poorly done tattoos when she’s 18. Unless she just tattoos over them. Or something.

      • Alcoholicsementhrower says:

        I hope you know thats a Fake Tattoo Thing my sister has one you put a little marker inside and twist it and it moves like a real machine but , ITS NOT and thats a fail on you

      • WTF! FTW! says:

        he was kidding DUHHH

      • Alcoholicsementhrower says:

        Yeah you would really know , I dont see where he said jk …. soo obviously he is convinced that this is real

    5. Nobody says:

      ok…I do not think this is a parenting fail…tattoos are becoming more and more acceptable and a good tattoo artist can make some serious good money.

    6. Hayley says:

      Is her name tattooed on her arm??? Please tell me that’s just permanent marker

    7. J.J. says:

      I hope to God the “Ruby” on her arm is fake. When she hits a few growthe spurts that “Ruby” is gonna look like Sanskrit.

    8. Dyquen says:

      Start em early, and they wont fuck up your tat when they open their own shop.

    9. Chris says:

      Ya’ll are idiots that’s not a real tattoo gun its that fake tattoo pen that you can buy for kids so i highly doubt that’s a real tattoo on her arm.

    10. jdfh says:

      way to be a parent jack

    11. Alcoholicsementhrower says:

      ITS A FAKE TATTOO MACHINE…. Wow you can buy them at walmart soo its really not a fail..

    12. ralph says:

      For those saying the machine isn’t real and that it isn’t a fail… would you want YOUR young daughters all tattoo’d up walking around even if it was fake? I never would. That’s for sure. That’s like letting my kids smoke fake cigarettes. Some people have trash values I guess :)

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        Control your kids much? You have their careers planned out for them? Got their spouses picked out too? How many kids will you allow your kids to have, of course when they’re old enough and married. You’re the real parenting fail.

      • Alcoholicsementhrower says:

        haha Exactly my point

      • Peachy1601 says:

        I wouldn’t want my son having a bunch of tattoos because of the way it looks & the opportunities I want him to have….& I agree… i wouldn’t let him smoke fake cigarettes either! Ppl who think this comment is wrong are the FAILS… and your kids will probably grow up to work @ Wendys or Burger King insted of being a VP @ a fortune 500 company. Just my opinion… You don’t see any judges or government officials all tatted up & smoking crack… so.. yeah :)

      • Alcoholicsementhrower says:

        woah woah where the hell did crack come into this ?

        Tattoos and crack are too entirely different things

        And I personaly like Burger King mhmmmm Delicious

        and yeah What are you talking about the Government has their drugs but they use them for different thing as healing (medical marijuana) …ect.

        and also list of famous addicts who make lots of money but have done drugs or still does drugs or has been in rehab

        Dick cheny
        Mel Gibson
        Johnny Depp
        Robert F. Kennedy, Jr
        O.J. Simpson
        Mike Tyson
        Ozzy Osbourne
        Mickey Rourke
        Ted Kennedy
        Samuel L. Jackson
        ect..

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        Yeah but no famous or just plain rich person has ever done anything scandlious. They never cheat on their spouses with tatted girls. Kat Von D never had a tv show. Jesse James never invented anything on monster garage. Billionaires have never been busted for meth or crack. Whitney and Bobby never smoked crack. A judge caught with a prostitute? Not in this lifetime. Btw where did smoking fake cigs come from? I know you can eat candy cigarettes, but they’re called candy sticks nowadays. As for the government officals smoking crack, I think Congressman Hank Johnson proves that even the “gummint” smokes crack, he’s the congressman fail just search for it.

      • FOXXY says:

        First off, she’s NOT tattooing HERSELF,
        pretty obvious that she’s tattooing her dad.
        Second, i think it’s actually kind of cute, if it is a REAL tattoo gun,
        at least it has value, even if it’s a bunch of scratchy lines.
        Better then walking around with a bunch of nazi symbols and bullshit pot leafs just to seem like some kind of crazy hard-ass.

        Get your head out of your ass, and look at what our next generations are going to be like, in about 20 years, tattooed and pierced people are going to be wiping your old ass.

      • kirasao says:

        Hell, I’m only 27 and I wouldn’t mind someone wiping my ass for me. It would definitely save me the time and trouble of having to wash my hands. What a chore…

    13. maximus says:

      she should have stabbed him in the jewels so she wouldnt have siblings.

    14. Rednecks suck says:

      And this my friends, is white trash at its finest!

    15. Chaotic Theory says:

      Oh yeah it’s a fail to have kids express their creative sides. Sure she could have used paper, but you can mess up on paper and start over on a new sheet. I call this a creative win.

      • Peachy1601 says:

        I call you a fucktard fail for thinking kids should do tattoos

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        You are aware that the tattoos are fake right? Please tell me that you know you have to be 18 to get a tattoo unless you have parental consent, in which it’s still a very shady area to cross through. You are the fucking retard (^_^),,!,,

      • FOXXY says:

        100% AGREED.

    16. Nobody says:

      oh wow…so e1 seems to think tats = white trash…wow…obviously you haven’t opened your eyes to see that tats are more mainstream then you realize

      • Peachy1601 says:

        Name me anyone who is an upstanding government official or Judge or FBI agent or whatever in good society that is “tatted” up???

      • Tiffygunt says:

        Hillary Clinton.

      • kirasao says:

        There are upstanding government officials?

      • Eldix says:

        Peachy1601, just go kill yourself. You fail at socializing. You fail at parenting. You fail at having common sense. You fail at intelligence. You fail at constructive thinking. Your name itself is a fail. You fail at life. Please send me your picture, so I can add it beside Mepistopeles’ pic in the definition of FAIL that I am writing on wikipedia. You are FAIL. Wait….FAIL just e-mailed me. It’s sueing me for even associating you with it. FAIL doesn’t even claim you.

    17. BLAM says:

      Should be called ugly child

    18. Kenan.R says:

      Its so fake, i have one of those toys, they sell them for 14.99, http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/3692525/Trail/searchtext%3EGR8.htm
      see,

    19. ikbar says:

      USA FAIL

      • Jimmy The Anerexic squirrel says:

        How’s that a USA fail? USa isnt as bad as everyone thinks. Plus i love how people call USa the most racist country in the world, when everyone in the world is racist to the USA.

    20. scribblethis says:

      How do we know she’s his daughter and not a midget tattoo artist?

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      • Eldix says:

        Jimmy, you’re an idiot. Please stop using the Epic facepalm when you can’t even recognize a joke. Please send your picture along with Peachy1601.

      • cevery says:

        no it’s named ”parenting fail” she is his daughter actually

    21. booloo11 says:

      i wish my daughter could make tattos :P

    22. madu says:

      i dont c wats wrong with allowing ur child to tattoo u, theres no bad parenting there, seriously, whats the issue?

    23. Tiffygunt says:

      I think this is the little girl who is apprentacing for her father. All she does is like smiley faces and hearts and stuff, pretty cute if you ask me. Good ol’ Dallas, TX for ya!!!

    24. ex360 says:

      TO PEACHY1601:
      Tattoos express art and creativity. If you actually look at most of those tattoos they are very beautiful pieces of art that express meanings to people. Who the FUCK cares about being a politician? Maybe your kid doesnt want to be involved with the government, have you ever thought of that? Probably not, but then again, of course not, your probably thinking about your wants rather than his/her own… republican bitch. By the way, crack and tattoos are two totally completely different fucking things. I dont know what the fuck kind of drug your on. and by the way, yeah it may not be the top notch working fast food, but most people dont have fucking choices these days because of the the unemployment rate sky rocketing and they really need their jobs. atleast they are fucking working. Im 19 years old and work at fucking wendys, have tattoos and piercings and am a full time student am I a “low class white trash person.” Yeah bitch atleast I dont have to downgrade other people to make myself feel high and superior to others. Your just fucking pathetic.

      I dont care if anyone here disagrees with me.

      This picture is actually pretty funny. I can see the humor in it.
      Cute kid.

    25. Bb618 says:

      The little girl looks like Fiona off of the Shrek movies

    26. poop says:

      so suddenly you fail if you express yourself ? that little girl is smarter than some of you

    27. inkedgirlie says:

      i love that tattoos are equated to trash here. there are many tattooed people who are probably making more money than most of you. having tattoos doesn’t mean that you smoke crack or do any other drugs, i know i dont. and i dont see how this is bad parenting if its a toy. this dad has clearly took the time to make sure his daughter knows what tattoos are since he has them. so she shows a interest in something her daddy likes, most kids do! its actually smart because one day she could have a career being a tattoo artist. i know a shop that has a 13 year old girl who does tattoos and does a great job. in our economy its pretty smart for a young girl to get interested in a career so young instead of being one of these damn kids who dont have to get a job til they are 20 something.

      TATTOOS ARE MORE COMMON NOW THAN EVER BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY, PEOPLE YOU WOULDNT EXPECT TO HAVE TATTOOS DO AND YOU MAY NEVER KNOW. THERE ARE ENOUGH PREJUDICE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AGAINST OTHER RACES AND RELIGIONS WITHOUT IGNORANT PEOPLE THROWING MORE REASONS TO HATE EACH OTHER IN THE MIX. OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE.

    28. willie says:

      So, facepainting at a summer festival is different from a fake tattoo how? Because most of you who bash the fake tattoos will be the first to let them get facepaint. Did you ever think someone is ‘posing’ for a photo. Like letting a kid sit on a motorcycle… douchebags…

    29. amanda says:

      i think its really funny your all fighting, when first off that guy is not white trash he is attractive (not the hottest guy ever). that little girls tattoo is fake… and thats not a tatoo gun she is holding its a monitor in a doctors room she is tracing her dads tatoo’s with.. how did this get to politics and white trash.. grow up people

      • nsnisawesome says:

        Tht’s wut im saying and i posted my comment before i read yours, people are jst idiots.

    30. Beth says:

      I think its a cute idea to have your child tattoo their name on youby themselves!!

    31. nsnisawesome says:

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      ……………………………..,<`.._|_,-&“…………….`\ YOU GUYS ARE STUPID! 1ST THINGS 1ST, THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL TATTOO MACHINE AND THT LITTLE GIRLS TATTOO IS FAKE. SHE IS JUST POSING FOR A CUTE PICTURE!

    32. kjfkhsfkjhaslkjfha says:

      that thing she is using is not real it is a kids toy. i have one ! EPIC FAIL!

    33. Rauny says:

      cute cute cute =]
      trolls, not so much =|

    34. Keith says:

      I think any parent that puts a tattoo on their child or allows their child to get a tattoo before they are 18 or older should lose their parental rights. Take that girl away and put her in foster care. Big time parenting fail.

    35. Xodus says:

      You know u all wish ur dad was that kickass

    36. LozzaDeeBbzXXXX says:

      I’m 14 i have a tattoo whats a fail with that?

    37. Drengi says:

      It’s not a real tattoo. There is a lot of bleeding of the ink around the ages. I would say that it was done with a marker of some sort


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