Epic Children’s Book Fail

Posted on April 20th, 2010


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  • 37 Comments on “Epic Children’s Book Fail”

    1. FreeRealityChecks.com says:

      Anyone planning to write ‘first’ here can get tubby custard in your eye

    2. Chaotic Theory says:

      Oh I’m definitely buying a noo-noo…. to help me tidy up….

    3. maximus says:

      facepalm! these fucking gay things still exist?!

      • EUROPEMAN says:

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      • booloo11 says:

        OMG ITS OSAMA BIN LADEN!!!

      • Dyquen says:

        Hahahahaha A Bin Laden face palm appears.

      • EPICFAILMASTER says:

        SO THESE AR CRAPY KIDS BOOKS? LOL!
        (~)

    4. anonymous joe says:

      ok what kind of custard is more likely to spill on your bed?

      • Dyquen says:

        Tubby custard, use a black light on that thing’s bed and see all times Noo-noo had to “clean it”

    5. tinkywinky says:

      thanks for sucking and slurping my tubby custard noo-noo. wanna cuddle?

    6. Renn says:

      without being gross…and in the shamefull world of teletubbies…WTF is tubby-custard????! there’s no way of not seeing that as a dirty, DIRTY thing…especially if it’s getting on your bed…and by someone called Tinky Winky…oooh NO!

    7. Facepalm says:

      (insert wity comment here)

      • Jimmy The Anerexic squirrel says:

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      • Peachy1601 says:

        its witty genius.. :)

    8. fly poster says:

      I can’t wait for the next time my girlfriend gives me head, I am gonna pat her on the head and say “clever Noo Noo” as she fights the gag reflex after swallowing.

    9. fly poster says:

      Any more fatty fails, and we can either kill it with fire, man the harpoons, grab the eye bleach, or get Noo-noo to suck up the tubby custard.

    10. Petara says:

      That’s pretty fucked up.
      Btw, why are there 3 pictures? I’m pretty sure the first one got the point across.

      • Neil says:

        some people thought it was photoshopped so I sent in a pic of the cover and another one of the page to prove it wasn’t… the people who published this MUST have known, they’de have to be complete dunces not to.. meh.. possible, seeing as the Teletubbies are involved

    11. Xeropyte says:

      pink… yummy

    12. Jimmy The Anerexic squirrel says:

      *Sigh* Fucking Telly Tubbies… bad enough they plagued my child-hood with nightmares of that god damn baby sun, now they killed even more of my childhood. This shit and Rule 34 is killing Baby Squirrel.

    13. Peachy1601 says:

      Dumb ass Noo noo… just goin around slurping up custard wherever he finds it….

    14. Pingas_Man_Robotnik says:

      It is said if you look directly into the suns eyes you will see how you die and then the sun will start pointing and laughing at you

    15. Selkceb says:

      Oh look, he’s got some of it on his HEAD. I wonder how that happened?

    16. Kevin says:

      hahhahahahahhahahha mannn this is totally rad!! Groovy!

    17. Eddy says:

      Rule 34′d epic fail

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    20. megalover says:

      teletubbies= fags


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