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3 wild Snorlax’ have appeared!
LOL
o mai gawd there beautiful!!!!!!!!
nah jk jk jkjk jkjkjkjkjkjkj a million times
lol chubby chaser
WIN
Ew thats fucking gross
the one in the middle can get it!
WOW she outgrew that purple Apron! She really took cooking to a new level
OH MY….THIS IS DISTURBING!!!
her fishnets are really from her screen doors at home in da projects!now the flys will get alll up in her grape soda..
lol
Putain c’est trop drole! ^^
thats ignorant why she have to be from the projects and drink grape soda u should be slapped
Her foot looks so small compared tot he rest of her….very disturbing.
i know right
This makes me feel physically sick. Not really what i wanted to be linked to before i night out
god why are black women so disgusting?
hahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!
true
I guess if these three obese, grease-sweating bitches were crackers of the same grotesque weight, you’d be in line to fuck them.
hahaha great point mcBrain. Lavinia- Epic ignorant racist fool FAIL.
Stop being racist both of you.
lmao those are just fat dudes with wigs wtf
their thighs are bigger than my WHOLE body!!
LOL I guess they can’t even get through a door!!!
dang! thats all jelly
I would atm the middle one, but you guys know that already.
Guys guys… its like screwing a comfy mattress I tell you, why knock on what you can bang…
W T F !!!!!!!!!??????????
Epic scary fail D:
Ma che cazz…. o.O
(in english: WTF?!?!!?!? O.o)
Where do I put my dollar bill?
you have so much space to put it!
Now that’s sad…
when did female snorlax’ become whores? pokemon black! lol
OMG!!!!!!! :0 im scared!
uhhh, who is taking this picture???
i;d bet they call themselves “curvy” and “real women”
So do I you know… as real and fuckable as any girl you could ever get. (You know… those without dicks for a change?)
comment WIN!!!!!!!!
Comment win? I guess that’s the power of girl power. Nothing like agreeing to anything another girl says, just because it sounds feminist…
Haha nice knight!!!
FAT CHICKS ARE FLUFFY
Who ever made what they’re wearing(or tearing out of) should be punished for crimes against humanity.
that shit it just NOT OKAY.
black women are so gross
Uh no. Not all black women
uuh no just these black fat ass black women are gross. all black doesn’t look like that
What happens to these people? If this crazy xD auction porn stars wanted to be ..
that was a porn star thing we all noe that lol i would f them
oh my fucking god holes a hole but ya gotta no ya limitations
Fluffy, not even! My boyfriend calls me fluffy and I’m a 1/3 that size, that is not fluffy, that is appaling. Lovin the one on the right whose enormous thigh ripped a giant hole in her 8X pantyhose
Makes me feel better about myself, thank you for all this, I look WAAAAAY better than those u_u’
even for skimpy outfits that is a cray amount of fabric.
I would fuck Them fat girl pussies are usually tight plus when you’re done u can lay right down on her built in pillows
Ok well I’m tight and white and only weigh 110 pounds….and you’re a pig!!
You sound interesting, Alexandra!
Haha welp I’m just saying the truth!!
Well, I’m just saying you have cute little “dimensions”.
Haha you are flirting….
Haha, yeeuh…
Sweet Aleksandra, can you explain to me how a guy who’s “flirting” with you basing himself on a limited physical description differs from a pig-type of guy? (No offense Fred, I don’t take you for this kind of guy, but girls have a weird logic)
Yes cause hes not going around saying that he would f*ck fat girls tight pussies and then lay on top of them…ive seen so many comments from other guys who would f*ck or anything of that matter that are just stupid and repulsive and those are pigs…and I’m just joking around!! So chill…
Other guys tend to get jealous when Fred gets any kind of female attention… Dont let it bother you Alexandra
Oh trust me its not…. I was gonna like talk to grenouille but since he said that….never mind!! His lost
And they should be jealous cause I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to them…there’s not another of me so its now or never haha
Okay, I see. I agree for the most part, except that being able to lay on top off someone after sex is quite pleasant, in my opinion at least, and the larger the partner is, the more comfy it gets. As long as you don’t deprive him/her from O2 I guess. Love and piss.
This forum is kinda like a party. Alexandra and I have been here at this party for quite a while. I’ve been eyeballing her and she’s been eyeballing her. We’ve just now got up enough nerve to speak. So, we’re just having abit of “casual” conversation. She know’s me well enough already to know that, after a few more comments toward each other, I’m going to request some soiled panties and we’ll banter around with that for awhile.
Grenouille? You got any soiled panties I can have?
Well I wouldn’t know what that feels like cause I’m a virgin but I mean it takes a lot of energy and I wouldn’t mind but like I said I’m 110 pounds and (not sexually) but people have layed on me and they said I’m quite comfortable …..so it all depends on the girl you’re doing it with…..js
Haha Fred…..good thing you didn’t ask me for soiled panties….cause I wouldn’t give them to you…not trying to be mean…but I’m not easy like that
I bet you sound more and more interesting now Alexandra… I hope not too much pigs will read this, or they could possibly give you a hard time. But were this to happen, I’ll jump in my Batman pajamas and defend you myself.
Oh, and I was not being jealous, just curious.
Fred, you can have all my soiled panties, as long as I get yours.
None of these girls here have given me any soiled or unsoiled panties…yet.
But, I’m sorry to disagree, but we’re all “easy”. It’s just that some of us like to make out that we’re not. I’ve given up the “I’m not easy” stuff along time ago. It’s just useless. At some point we all come to the conclusion that we’re better off as whores. I’m a whore and I got some shit stained Fruit-o-the-Looms if any of you gals are takers!
Ever heard of curiosity killed the cat? If not…now you did haha jk Grenouille!! And if they do…ill give them a hard time too…but if that doesn’t work…then you can go through on your pj’s and come rescue me lol
I got some old Hello Kitty panties that have most of the aroma sniffed out if you wanna trade!
And Fred ….I’m never giving up…..I’m better than that
Can I be your first Alexandra? I have a lot of experience with females and can teach you so much… a proper teacher is crucial to a lifetime of amazing, mind-blowing, erotic and fulfilling sexual adventures! I promise you wont be disappointed.
No I’m straight….sorry
So, who you saving it for? It’s gonna get old!
Ain’t nobody gonna want it, when it gets cold!
Meh, knowing how to seize the moment, especially with sex, and not giving a shit about being easy, sluttish or a whore is part of stopping being a teenager in my opinion. Or a prisoner of other “righteous” people prejudices.
Oh, and I’m not a cat, I’m a frog hehe.
Well, Alexandra, Suckit all tells me that Kelta is a guy. So…
One night with me and you’ll only be half straight at best…
If suckitall thinks I’m a guy he must be COMPLETELY gender confused.
No I didn’t mean like I like guys only…have you heard of “nah brah I’m straight” …..and I’m saving it for the right guy not some douche who just uses me for sex….trust me its not gonna get old or cold….ill make sure of it… haha :p
Sorry, Kelta. I’m just reporting. And he, as you know, claims to be a girl, now. So…ya know…I’m stay confused.
Haha Fred
Lots of luck with that “Mr. Right” stuff. I no longer look for “Miss Right”. I look for “Miss Right-Now”, as the cliche goes.
And when were on the topic of gender identification, I’m a girl, if that was not obvious. Although I hate Hello Kitty, sorry Fred.
Oh no I could tell you’re a girl after a lil while….cause guys wouldn’t say any of that…well guys here wouldn’t haha but I’m with you on the hating hello Kitty …..and Fred….you better be careful on the Miss right-now cause there are a lot of those type of girls with either a baby…..or a disease ….or both so yea….js!!
Well, sorry Grenouille. I thought that I had established the idea that you were female.
BTW: I have an assortment. How ’bout some very old Strawberry Shortcake? Sylvestor (I’m a bad ol’ puttytat)?
I’v got Thundercats and Goonies Fred, which would you like?
Mh… I’m definitely not the pink Charlotte aux fraises type, but from a strictly anthropologist way of thinking that could be interesting. Does a set of mutant teenage ninja turtles bra and panties seems to be a fair trade?
Aw Thundercats… Can’t compete with that. But if he’s not interested, I am, just saying.
Sorry, but I got go with the “THUNDER…THUNDER…THUNDERCATS…HO”!
It’s the “Ho” part that gets me!
No fucking Snarfs, though. I hate that fucking Snarf fucker!
Only If you trade me for the Ninja Turtles…
I can not hold this against you. Had I known that Kelta was going to jump right back on the ring, I would have stayed put.
Uh….I don’t have any panties like that or bras…..so uh yea haha
Shit! I have no Ninja Turtles. Looks like you two will have to trade and I’m scerewed as usual.
Alexandra, you just send me what you got, okay? Just make sure you soil them good.
Omg whatever Fred… :p haha
Awe, you wont get screwed out of some really kickass soiled panties Fred… How about I deliver you some that you can remove with your teeth? Maybe Grenouille would like to come with me?
OMG! It’s like Kelta is a mind reader or some shit!
And she manages to slowly but surely transform a perfectly innocent website into a place of free and uninhibited lust and fornication, a dark and moist place named Fred’s Harem.
Yep, I stayed up all night, my brains crashed.
She’s good, ain’t she?
Muahahaha… This is only step one to turn the world into a dark, moist fornication playground of sin!
Well, if the world has to end that way, make it fast please, I’m not getting any younger.
Oh Queen Keltaotica! Your minions await your command! May I serve you your vibrator?
Why yes minion! Ill also be needing the service of your Iron Cock tonight…
Please go find Jesus if you haven’t already….
You poor sweet innocent thing… I’m an atheist as were my parents before me… And do you know why we don’t believe in Jesus, God and the holy ghost? Because it’s all bullshit. There is no heaven, and no hell. Sorry to break the news to you…
Oh, hell no! Jesus just stole my iron.
For such a saviour, he sure is a cockblocker.
Damnit! Why is it every time I get into a discussion involving some nice wholesome kinky sex someone has to go fuck it up by telling me to go find Jesus?! Fuck Jesus, he’s such a cunt!
Damnit! Why is it every time I get into a discussion involving some nice wholesome kinky sex someone has to go fuck it up by telling me to go find Jesus?! Fuck Jesus, he’s such a cunt!
Ugh did I see it coming… Nah, I’m going to put my muzzle on and let this one pass, puritanism is tiring.
Cause right now I’m praying for you….and God bless your f*cked up soul…..cause you obviously do not know what you’re missing….and um….this website is suppose to be “funny” not a kinky sex site….if you want that then go on google and look one up
I bet! That’s the best reason to just give up and join us on the dark side!
Uuuhhh… Obviously you haven’t been reading what all these sick fucks have been saying…
Ya know, on Judgement Day, I have no quams about going before the “Lord” and asking, “What the fuck was all that back there?”. I mean, because I disagree with all this political bullshit, and that’s what it is and nothing but, I have to live out eternity in Hell? Yet, as long as I suck the “Religious Cock”, I go to Heaven. Can anybody else see the hypocracy?
Hahahahaha Fred!! I have to say the religious cock is one of the few I refuse to suck!
A word of you, Empress of the Darkness, and I put my Marilyn Manson pajamas to scare her away.
I have tons and tons of questions for Jesus and when I die or he comes back for us believers ill ask him then….but Fred if you accept Jesus into your heart and do what Jesus would do…..then you wouldn’t have to spend eternity down there…you can live like kings in heaven with me
No fucking way! You have Marilyn Manson PJs?? Oh PLEASE PUT THEM ON!!! And send me pictures!! You have my Thundercats panties beat!
Well, I admit, you and I get pretty vulgar. But with all the shit here on this site, and I didn’t fucking start it! I just try to show I’m as good as the next, if not better at it!
Would I want my 10 year old daughter to come here and talk shit with the rest of us? No. But I wouldn’t let my daughter GET ON THE FUCKING INTERNET, PERIOD! So all this holier than thou shit…fuck it.
Whoa!! How old are you exactly Fred?!?
I think you would be way more successful ruling down below with your Iron Cock…
I have tons of questions for Jesus, too. Like why is the Old Testament god a vindictive bastard and the New Testament god so merciful and forgiving? I’ve asked this all my life and I get bullshit answers. What was that crazy ass Abraham/Isaac shit all about…etc.?
Better question, how old are you Alexandra?
As an afterthought… Good for you Fred for being a responsible parent, there aren’t many of those left in uhmerica!
Im in high school….is that enough?!
A) I figured as much and B) That explains a lot.
People are just above the idea of doing their homework anymore. It’s just the Catholics are right, the Baptists are right…Why?…Just because…Why just because…Just because! Damn it!
Fuck this argument. Few can argue this shit with me…Why?…Because if you don’t do your fucking homework, you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.
what do you mean kelta?
(Can we keep Christmas?)
“Christmas” was originally the pagan holiday ‘Yule’, Constantine ruined everything by converting Rome to Christianity and covering all the pagan holidays with christian ones… Soooo, that’s gonna be a no…
Let me say this to you Alexanda: I apologize for saying the vulgar things that I said to you. Because, obviously, you aren’t old enough to be on the internet and deal with people like me that refuse to play the politically correct bullshit.
Never fear though. The politically correct liberals and conservatives are on their way to fuck up the internet with advertisements to fuck you out of your money and therefore make it safe for you.
Alexandra, if you want to study the bible, fine. But, please, for your own sake, study the history of religion also.
Haha nah its fine you’re funny…..but um is it bad if this wasn’t the first time ive been like hit on by a guy older than 25? Cause you’re the 3rd guy that’s too old and has talked to me…
What is that show on Showtime about the popes? Watch that. It’s pretty close to the real way it was. Religion is just a bunch of power hungry assholes.
And I have….I studied like Judaism Confucius and all that….cause of school
Is she a sweet little troll or is it authentic candor?
“but um is it bad if this wasn’t the first time ive been like hit on by a guy older than 25? Cause you’re the 3rd guy that’s too old and has talked to me…”
Apparently, it’s not good for you. And this is why I say that the internet is not for you or younger people. But, IDK. It’s my opinion that you need to live life and understand what is out here. As long as you are mature enough to know that there are assholes like me out here and much worse, then I think you should be on the internet. I just don’t agree with the idea that kids should grow up in a bubble and be ignorant of the world that we live in. Cause it’s really fucked.
oh trust me I’m on the Internet right now only cause I cant go to sleep and I know that there are assholes out there….my dad is one
Alexandra, just be sceptical and don’t believe every thing that pop culture, religion, text books, politicians, friends, relatives, the world tells you. It is up to you, if you are interested, to look and find what is real. But if you are not sceptical you will, no doubt, be mislead. Experience is the best teacher, so since you don’t have that, trust no one.
I completely agree with you Fred… The world is completely fucked, and with the way generation dumbass is shaping up its heading further down shit creek…
Well, I don’t know that I should get personal with you about things like your dad. I mean, you are a teen and teens think that their parents are out to screw them over. Alot of times teens think that about their parents and in reality parents are trying to do right.
#1) I don’t know they made stockings that big. #2) Imagine the smell. #3) If you listen closely you can hear the fabric screaming!!!
Go find a tarp, fold it in half, cut a place for your heads and put it on for clothing!
OMG! IT’S THREE MAN-EATING CAVE TROLLS! RUN!
Few will understand this until The Hobbit comes out.
Kill…with…fire…