That is a very depressing, lame product.
Sorry son I didn’t make it to your birthday again, here’s a huggiegram with me saying how sorry I am and fake wooden flowers.
Latch-key kid, latch-key kid, nobody loves the latch key kids.
I love how they say that flowers are cliche and boring, yet “if you order now,” you can get roses included in your order! Uh, what? Did you even listen to what you just said?
This is my best friends product, Now like all of you all I ever thought from Day one was EPIC FAIL! but now I have to put my foot in my mouth because he is making made money off the dumb people that do pay for it. So laugh now but he is on the way to the bank with a 7 Figure check thanks to 1-800-flowers
Hahhahahahahahaha Im first,FIRST, FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
First to get bummnailed by Tiger Woods
first to give pedobear’s dick a hug-e-gram
to lick the anal warts of a hooker.
It’s not a joke. It’s really not a joke. This looks like some Mr. Show sketch.
Nope, the website is real. Holy fuck, there are dumb shits buying this garbage.
fourth! It’s really for the lonely people. That shit is just sad.
yes fourth is really for the lonley people and it’s very sad. unless it’s fourth in line to the playboy mansion.
The ladies love it………..not for the hugs though
lol what do they love it for then?
ONLY A DUMMY WILL BUT THIS..
WOW, ppl waste their money on the lamest of shit….
wow another useless item….damn…xD
The Spanish one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xdlFZFhMiY
That’s a very sad product to have..
That is a very depressing, lame product.
Sorry son I didn’t make it to your birthday again, here’s a huggiegram with me saying how sorry I am and fake wooden flowers.
Latch-key kid, latch-key kid, nobody loves the latch key kids.
i can see a fugly lonely woman using this with her dildo to make herself feel more like someone’s there.
interesting interpretation of yours!
I just realized how lonely I am…
lol what idiont would buy this? XD
this is like a lynch movie creepie
wtf!?!?!?!?
That shit is just odd.
I’m buying this so I can do “the stranger” without using my hand
LOL +1
Movie Reference + 1 can’t remember the name of the movie atm D:
What about a “Spray jizz all over your back then roll over and go to sleep-iegram” That’s what I want to send my woman when I cant be there.
Just cum in a spray bottle? And DON’T set that shit to “mist,” its stream bitch or nothing!
I love how they say that flowers are cliche and boring, yet “if you order now,” you can get roses included in your order! Uh, what? Did you even listen to what you just said?
What a sad commercial in so many ways!
Lol, you win the internets semifinals.
(but lose against me at the finals)
…are they serious ’bout this????
Flowers, Shmowers..
Fucking Europeans!
you gotta be way too god damn lonely to need one of those…
thats pretty pathetic
This is what Mickey Mouse gave Minnie for Valentines while he was away fucking Daisy Duck
WAAA hahaha !! :O
Flowers are so lame, why do i always get flowers “order huggy gram now and get free flowers”
Who wouldnt order this? im on the phone right now.
Rather send them a dildo/fleshlight if they miss you.
And some guy is making money off this like that dumb animal bracelet guy.
WTF 4 FINGERS???? WHO NEED HUG WITH HANDS and 4 FINGERS?????
All True Statements
it looks like huge gram
hahahaha
corny and gay, like my retarded aunt Rosario.
I’m sure that some1s turned it into a wanking machine.
Just send her a dildo and call it a Fuckee-gram. She’d appreciate that more.
Thirty fucking bucks for this piece of shit?
Recorded sound? How about just calling her and saying something?
29.95? WHAT THE FUCK! ITS ALL OVER! HUMANITY IS OFFICIALLY FUCKING SCREWED!
This is my best friends product, Now like all of you all I ever thought from Day one was EPIC FAIL! but now I have to put my foot in my mouth because he is making made money off the dumb people that do pay for it. So laugh now but he is on the way to the bank with a 7 Figure check thanks to 1-800-flowers
Wow… I thought this was a joke. It’s actually a real product! rotflmao! Excellent.