Rap Fail

Posted on April 26th, 2010


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    1. Guylikestoast says:

      Trippin’ the turtle?

      • =@,@= says:

        I wish he was black so no one could dare call me an oreo…but he aint….what the hell is that at the side of his mouth…

      • cheeznop says:

        this faglet is just a puppet or worse hes a rejected muppet

    2. minimum says:

      dope, yo. this is REAL hip hop. yo.

    3. OdUb says:

      herpes?

    4. retrospects says:

      what the fuck?

    5. somename says:

      the terrible thing is this isnt even freestyle. if you watch his eyes hes reading it off the screen!

    6. MC Hootenanny says:

      My style is like the turkey without the mayo? Who’s he rapping against…Salvador Dali?

    7. Scruffy McFuzzy Butt says:

      This shit is nuts to the 30th nut degree! I say we support him like Southpark supports Wing!

    8. Duran says:

      I can see why he is on this website, half his lyrics don’t make any sense!

    9. Jen says:

      lol i like how he asks for advise at the end.
      yeah. fail.

    10. Buck says:

      i can make you better. go back to the fry station and dont do anything of that nature again

    11. John Huff says:

      Hey rangahahumungdeyhungeysuckcockaydalumdeedumdeeblowjobBarackObama
      -Your friendly
      neighborhood Potato

    12. yuki says:

      wow I am embarrassed for this guy, man who does this to themselves?

    13. Point n Laugh says:

      dont worry fail white rapper kid, I’ll draw their attention away with my fail rap!!!

      I watched your rap, and dont be suprised, I laughed at that shit until I cried. Youre the kind of guy no one can hate, cus you sit in youre room and masturbate. Nerdy ass virgin, weak ass chump, yo fake ass rap made me wanna take a dump. I’ll use yo rhyms as my tissue, shitty mouth boy, im sorry I dissed you. My rap made you burn like the flames of hell, but thats what happens when you rap and FAIL!!!

    14. dizzle fo shizzle says:

      shut up mimzee!

    15. Wherehouse says:

      this fucking kid is retarded, hes barking his face, only problem with his acne is its all over the place, i keep trippin, im ripping farts its what a disgrace, but this kid,
      mouthfucka’s like an alien race. he cant rap, fuck that! i make the brains BLAT! attacking da back relaxing fluids a trap!
      but whats that? its digg,….. his face is now forever,perplexing 5th graders staying up to check da twitter
      mom and dad are always bitter
      but this kids
      keep digger deaper
      interent is like the reaper
      killing fat virgins with the sleeper
      i came on for a minute
      and this kid thing hes the shiznit
      now my brains exploding with this
      comentary from all these fat kids
      what the fuck
      hate youtube!
      not in the mood?
      zig heil the jews
      fucking screwed
      its all relapsin
      not a wigger
      just recapin
      i dont grab on my balls
      or wear the hate sideways
      walking like my nutsack
      got stuck back
      in the suns rays
      what ever
      i see all these flashing comments
      coming back to make me vomit
      so i clean it up with comit
      yes a quota!
      from da movie
      malibus got famous booty
      acting snooty
      im just pollution
      fuck you bitches
      im swimming uoo-ceans.

    16. jack says:

      Fail again and again,that is why they succed?

    17. Chris says:

      This guy, Joe Somebody, and R.A.E.D should have a battle.

    18. Matthews says:

      Wherehouse, your shit is real weak. You two should write an album together…..

    19. Point n Laugh says:

      Im not say’n my rap was better, but Wherehouse…Your rap did suck…alot.

    20. B-R@d says:

      I hope his CD comes out soon… Diary of Crater Face Ha ha ha

    21. donny says:

      no wonder people “hate” on u sir

    22. Alex says:

      Ass chin.
      Facial Herpes.
      What is his motive?

    23. Dawn says:

      Lmao your on epic fail do you need anymore advice or feedback?

    24. Matt says:

      He needs to have rythm, rhyme with more personality. Rap like a rapper and not a geek squad manager, look mean at least intimidating, drink some water cause your mouth is full of spit, get the new proactiv see if that works, get a beat

    25. I've got ten dicks says:

      hmm, what advice could make you better? Cut out your vocal cords. That should improve the situation greatly

    26. smoke says:

      wtf!?!?!?!?!!? i feel like shooting myself in the face this kid fucking sux people like him should b takin at birth and thrown in front of a bus what a fucking failure

    27. Atom says:

      Actually feel sorry for this kid

    28. Hah says:

      he gots herpies

    29. TagDeez says:

      Makes all musicians everywhere look bad. BITCH, I’M TRY’NA MAKE MY ROYALTIES AND SELL SHOWS! FAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL!

    30. sashathumper1983 says:

      ill give him some advice, quit while you’re ahead and go get some medication for your cold sore.

    31. Matt says:

      Trippy says: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

    32. mikael says:

      accutane doesn’t cure mouth herpes

    33. Fred says:

      Looks like somebody set your face on fire and tried to put it out with and icepick. Sorry dude. Just had to say that.

    34. cocodeimudda says:

      i like when he has problems with the difficult long words at the beginning of his… “rap”

    35. Chronic says:

      So…has anyone heard if he has killed himself yet? I’m just saying..looking like that..sounding like that… and you know he didn’t wanna broadcast this over the web, poor moron was just trying to get some help on how to rap. Now look at him..his only option now to save face[not that he has much of a face left to save]is to kill himself.

    36. bastienbux says:

      Jesus christ, people are retarded. A completely fucking delusional chump. Absolutely pathetic. He should set his sights a little lower…maybe burger king is hiring?

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