Rap Fail
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Is this the one of the white boys that went to jail and got fined $750 for rapping their order at a McD’s drivethru? He is just as whack
(the McD’s was in a very suburban Midwest town)
What the hell? It’s possible to get jailed for rapping your order in the US? Man, that’s a goddamn madness…
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33541983/ns/us_news-weird_news/
The McD’s rap was good and actually rhymed unlike the lyrics in this terrible video.
How is somebody actually worse then “Joe somebody”?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…freak
hes like the voice of stephen hawking trying to rap.
he can’t pronounce some of his words tht he’s reading aswell.
again…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The fuck?
I pulled up to Epic Fail, in need of a laugh.
And what should I see, but a white guy rap.
His camerawork shaky, his face all zitty.
His lips so flaky, his lyrics so shitty.
I couldn’t wait to read the comments, of everyone around.
But not a single “decent” rapped comment, was to be found.
So I watched the video again; to be inspired.
And what came forth next, was what I desired.
A rapped comment worthy, of the Famed Halls.
Putting the white guy to shame. (He really sucked balls.)
But enough about that. It’s time for the show.
So here is my rapped comment. I put it below…
One of the worst raps ever. (I threw up in a pail.)
But still LMFAO thanks to Epic Fail.
lol..10x better
:O You win MrCharm69
yeah MrCharm69 can even rap better than that shit.
MrCharm69 – Flawless fucking victory.
I didn’t realize I had a “KKK” fan club.
(Ker, KendraLoo and Kelsidge)
Yarg lemme give this “Rap” thing a try.
Aherm.
yo ho ho and a bottle of rummm
I drank from rum drum
I drank to the bottom of the keg
then i kicked your ass with me pirate peg leg
I rap faster then me flintlock pistol
I did ye mom so long i made her butt whistle
I ravage and rampage
I Blew the man down
Ye rap like a bilge rat
ye stink like whale fat.
Yarg… Eh… I believe this here “rapping” aint me pass time.
WTF ???
at the spot rhyming about self pitty is a bad thing.
what a doucher! Him and Joe Somebody should battle hahahaha
lol shake my advice is that they should both be takin out to the forest and shot in the knee caps twice and left there to bleed to death
GET A LIFE……..
poor thing
White men should no not rap… never and ever !!!
Eminem could destroy alot of the guys that are out now.
There are actually lots of good white rappers… the french guys called Manau for example…
What about Necro, Ill Bill, Vinnie Paz, etc?
“yo, can you like give me feedback, give me advice” Sure can buddy! heat up a poker in the fire, till it’s read hot, then roll it over your tongue till there is nothing left, so that we never have to hear this again!
yo yo tripper here, hey not bad bro, you just need to polish it up a bit.
eminem wannabe….somebody slap him please…
Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck!
And, every comment above mine- FAIL, suck suck.
that was sad
Dont quit your day job(McDonalds)
Internationally known, here to rock your microphone, only here to spit a lick, while you mother fuckers all suck my dick, here to destroy little girls and little boys, busting like no other, at least according to your mother, and when i’m on my line, girls be “damn he’s fine,” so when you go to sleep and you’re dreamin, and you’re number one or at least that’s how it’s seemin’, i’ll come inside make you wish it over sooner, so stay up late or i’ll be your freddy krueger, rip another comment and we’ll see how you stand, that’s if you can type with your one free hand.
Really you’re gonna rip off Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock’s “It takes two” on your first line. Plagiarism Fail, Copyright infringement fail!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wooow that was disgusting
wow…u r so wack im only 15 and i rap better than that..for a matter of fact quite tryin to act black look at the time u need to lesrn how to rhyme…and u know u got them lyrics from google cause u so fucken wack so get a life…
Go back to school and learn how to spell properly.
Proactiv Fail!
+1
HAHAHHAHAHAH
18 seconds and I was trying not to slit my wrists….Severely Epic Music Fail…
“Music”?
Good Point…
he’s got the flow of a cocaine abusing 5 year old autistic child
seriusly, look at his eyes!! his fucking pupils are so expanded…
hes fucking high
Nice herpes.
Hey hey, leave the virgin alone. Its not his fault his mother was a slutbag whore.
HAHA!
Am I the only one that sees his eyes clearly indicating that he’s reading? That means he actually thought these words through. Fail on content and double-fail on pretending to actually freestyle.
I’ll give you some advice…. don’t fucking ever rap again!
AHHH HELLL NAWWWWW….
hes not even trying to make it sound like rap =\
Im embarassed to be white now. But at least I admit I cant rap for shit >_>
A.W.E.S.O.M.E
My name is Dwight. I am too white. I cry like a bitch if I get in a fight.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica…. bietchhh (drops mic on the floor)
OMG
WHAT DA FUUUCKKK
he needs to have a battle with Eli Porter, the youtube rap battle king
I DEED EET
no
not bad you bitch
Re-turd..
“I dont know how to battle, but i know its possible” epic ryme im using that in my next freestyle.
it was an allright rap, but i thought the lyrics were crap. i could probably do better even without wearin my lucky sweater. hes not the next eminem , makes me sick and wanna cough up all this flem. GET TO MY LEVEL!!!!!!
Where’s the rapping? All I heard was him talking.
ooh naaww, you poor wanker…
“douchechill!!”
Epic LIFE fail! ACUTANE- $200 a month, hoody $10 at Walmart, failing at life… PRICELESS!!!!
silly cracker rapping is for blacks
HERPES?
mr.charm69… HANDS DOWN
….. SORRY CRUSTY !!!
embarrassing. stop doing whatever you’re doing and go back to school.
Want some feedback? Start with the sore lip.. and the thing about battlin.. of the dome not the screen wanna be rap battlin.. std havin.. pants crappin:. Junk material if so called material stabbin.. dont do sexuality but you do beastiality rabie havin.. put the game boy down and step outside and start travelin.. get a life so to speak cuz rappin aint happenin
…trippin the turtle?? Is this guy for real..? W.T.F
dont quit ur day job
mc crusty or dj herp…
That was so bad I think it gave me cancer.