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first
first.
First to get knifed in the heart
Get a life you fucking faggot. What were you doing at 4:42am? Jerking off to gay porn in your mom’s basement probably. Way to have a meaningful life.
to eat a turd sandwich.
you guys really get far too bothered about someone firsting a thread. it’s not like this is a political analysis site. lighten the fuck up. who fucking cares. it’s a fail to give a fuck about someone firsting a thread WHO FUCKING CARES.
we care because he’s annoying. He’s like a highpitched squeel going off when you’re on a train. You want it to stop but there is so many people you can’t just simply punch the man out. Plus, you have no right to Judge V-Imposter.
First to stick your hand in a running blender.
I know him his name is Pauly and he is seriously the most awesome person ever!!!
OK no one gives a shit if you are first get it through your head
is your life so sad that bieng first makes you feel good this dude in the pic wtf take him when you jump
jump off a bridge
an
Yes, but I was first, and you were third though, and it will always be that way.
until the next fail and someone beats you to it
its pathetic that youre just waiting for another post just so you can post first
Go for it fly poster. Who cares their asshole comments!
And the Lord has spoken.
…..Seriously, now?
In the UK if you do this to yourself and you are on welfare, they can stop your payments immediately. It’s called ‘Making yourself unavailable for work’ cos they know that loads of people don’t want to get handed their big mac by someone like this. When they brought that in it was fascinating to see how many freaks valued their dole-check higher than their precious individuality.
P.S and you look like a nob.
At least he can take money from people photographing with him
Yeah but in all fairness I’d rather get kick square in the bollox than get my picture taken with him, FFS people might think I know the weird fucker lol
Nothing wrong with a bit of idleness, it’s good for the soul.
I see somebody who is clearly needy and looking for attention… or the voices in his head are just screaming at him.
Arrr! Gay Pirate.
Somebody call me n’ me crew?
My god I love this funny ass pirate! You are good, fucking +10!
Glad to give ye some entertainment ’round the day sir. Now if ye excuse me i have plunderin’ and ravagin to do t’day. Glad to have made your aquaintice.
+ 1
Since he looks like this, I’m guessing he works at a tattoo shop. Average payscale is $22,800 – $48,484 based upon experience and location, give or take. Though I’d never want to look like this, a steel chin would come in handy.
Yea, that would make you win any contest of head-smashing watermelons
Who in their right minds would want someone like that doing a tat on them?
I take your point. He well have that sort of job. On the other hand, in my town there are loads of guys looking like this who are cycle couriers, roadies etc. Thing is even if in his job it’s ok or even a plus to do this to your own face, look at it like this.. If you were a hot girl who decided to become a stripper but it meant that you had to go everywhere, even to funerals in a pair of clear heels and a silver thong, for the rest of your life, even when you’re old and grey…That’s kind of what this guy’s done.
Strippers at funerals would make them a lot less depressing…. That’s gonna be in my will when I die… But yes he did fuck himself over on getting most types of jobs. If I ever get a tattoo, it’s gonna be in a place that’s concealable, not everywhere possible along with gaping gauge holes and steel chin plates.
He actually works at Spencers
what happens when he sneezes?…..ewwwww…
hahaha…
I always think about what these people are going to look like when they are 60. Most of this is a new trend and it is going to be weird to see these old people with huge gaping holes trying to drink water and having it leak out of their faces.
there are plenty of surgerys to close the whole back to normal (seen someone with 2 inches gauges and he got surgery to fix them and his ears look perfect, not even a regular earring can get through. also another buddie had 3/4 inch spacers and when he took them out after about 2 weeks – a month his ears were back to normal.
Cost a lot of money to get those holes fixed later in life. Why take the chance that you might not have enough moula to cover your stupidity.
not if your canadian
Damn Canadians!
Honestly though, I have considered moving to Canada for lots of reasons but a big one would be the health care.
If this guy went to sleep one night after heavy drinking and took out all his jewelry and woke up in the middle of the night to barf you might be lucky to see the rare but amazing feat of the barf sprinkler man!! Could you imagine barf spewing out of 5 or 6 different holes on his face at one time?
wth he was thinking about doin some shit like for damn nasty !!!
SOMEONE SON…………. NOT MINE………..
What an idiot, i hope he cant get those back out
He has 7 double things on the face which are just ridiculous…I will never understand this “fashion”
He’s entitled to do whatever he likes w/ his own body… and I’m entitled to think he looks like a nob. Right now, I am exercising exactly that freedom. Fail/10
someone asked this girl covered in tats “what are you going to do when you get old” i thought to myself – ‘she’s going to die just like everyone else’ no worries. on a personal note i had my ears split to just 8mm, taken out for a week or so the holes just close up to small dimples. there is another guy in town i saw who’d stretched WAY up, must have been at least 2-3 inches, nice white tube pieces. the next time i saw him his hair was gell’d down over his ears, then the time after that the pieces were gone and yep – he now has two huge loops you could keep sausages in, and he just looked gutted in general. you really have to know where you stand when going for this stuff especially when taken to the lengths this guy has. living in some eastern jungle tribe? nice. working in a feakshow circus – awesome!(?) tattooist or piercer by trade? no worries. i do wonder though how much surgery it’d take to fix his face or if one day he’ll realise he just wants to kill himself, he’s still a pretty young looking guy. i suppose it all comes down to who much you give a fuck what other people think and what your trade/job/cash-flow involves. also if you work through epic fail from the back pages you’ll come across a guy who has disks the size of this guys ear-pieces in EACH SIDE OF HIS FACE.
knew it wouldn’t be worth reading…
holy shit, wtf bbq
Face Fail.
I’d put a lock on his ear and I’d run away & laugh…
pad lock him to his front door so he can never bother anybody with his stupidness ever again
http://www.epicfail.com/2009/04/18/wtf-fail/
His name is “Pauly Unstoppable” and he is a homosexual tattoo artist from Indiana. He doesn’t do drugs because he loves Satan, and his average annual income is close to 250,000 (supposedly) I live near him, that’s how I know. To each their own, this guy’s attitude makes him a bigger douche than his appearance.
Gay porn pays that much??? I guess when your face down it doesnt matter what you look like
HOLY SH…!!!
His site said he “split scrotum” under body mods!? WTF!?!
Now that’s a serious faceholefail. Well it’d turn into a win, if he stretched those knife-holes wide enough to be able to hold katanas.
This guy look scary as shit, he could mug anyone he wants. Plus if he gets in a fight he has some blades at the ready.
I think he is sexy! Mmm.. Pauly Unstoppable!
sexy yes… but you’d slit your face open trying to make a move on him
if you game-playing loser goons check pauly unstoppable’s site you may just learn something. you judgemental idiot motherfucking PRICKS.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I KNEW IT! V is a EmoGoth!! Baha you unleoved metal junkie… Gothopotamus fail ^^
Someone’s never getting laid again O.O
i bet he smells pretty bad
If he doesn’t clean those holes out all the time he would smell like rotting flesh.
Kore wa ittai dōyuu koto?
-Murcielago
My eyes have been violated…….
kiss me baby
“Hey im here to apply for the babysitting job”
Firt psot!
…and the ears are clogged with wax…how disgusting.
This guy is so damn MORON, why don’t just put 100 holes on his dick? Dumbass guy..
my nose is itch- MY FINGER IS GONE
If God wanted us to look that way, he would’ve made us look like THAT. THANK GOD.
He will never get laid…EVER
This is pauly.. and for those people who really think those knifes are in his nose.. wake up? haha. hes gay, and likes what he does obviously.
This guy has alot of easy access holes
Damn this guy is everywhere he is famous now just because of doing the stupidest shit that noone else will do. He has WAAAY bigger gauges now.
now he has cean knifes to use when he go’s to eat!!!!!!!!!!!
for sure it smells horrible
Oh my god what has my son done to himself!!?
They could make a Mortal Kombat character out of him.
Damn..WTF happened to Spider-man…He got a lil money off the movies and went crazy.Jumped on crack diet that ended up making him put silverware through his nose and cereal bowls in his ears…Daaaamn Toby
What happens when you press the button on his chin…does his jaw unlock? Are those the same beansprout plants we grew in elementary coming from his eyebrows?? Ahhh…some
what happens wen he sneezes?
so lemme guess……, this guy is an awesome cook, having his very finest utencils handy. or……., he’s a jobless bum because of his
“sence of fashion” or his willinglessness to fit in to a cliche`. if I were an employer, I wouldn’t hire him, but suggest a more fullfilling and suitable job for him…….., in ringling brothers circus. cheers. oh, and he just got creampie’d.
Sick bastard!!!!
dr i got a stabbing pain in my nose ,and one in my arse
booooooooobs