News Anchor Fail

Posted on May 2nd, 2010


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    1. pooprrr says:

      Man, I guess that broad’s from South Carolina…
      I mean: Shit like that usually only happens in South Carolina… I don’t need to explain why, do I?
      Oh South Carolina – home of chickens and the daughters of assrape… where people are dirty and the cows lactate like fuck…

      • Fat Bastard says:

        That’s actually from New York, sorry lass. Did you get ass raped by your dad in South Carolina? Or are you the sick fuck ass raping your daughters and chickens? Ever notice how nobody laughs at your jokes? It wasn’t funny on any of the previous fails, why the hell would this one be an exception. Quit wasting oxygen, just kill yourself.

      • Rob says:

        Fatbastard win!

      • pooprrr says:

        Damn, I should’ve known – NY sucks too

      • pooprrr says:

        PS: Well, no, not exactly – I’d say it was WAY funnier on some previous fails. Yet still it’s funny as fuck, you pussy!

      • mynutsyourchin says:

        it might have been interesting the first time, but no….it never was funny. you probably didn’t even come up with it

      • Vilhelm says:

        Sorry not funny at all pooprrr. You should really take fat bastards advice and swallow a bottle of meds. Do us all a favor.

      • pooprrr says:

        huh well, then you’re a pussy, too – it’s as simple as that, fucker.

      • Eric says:

        pooprr. You suck.

      • pooprrr says:

        Okay, I guess I do. Oh well.

      • Dyquen says:

        ok how do you know this only happens in SC? do you live in SC? Did you once live in SC? something your not telling us about your ancestral inbred origin? STFU. the south carolina “joke” is old and only funny when it’s country bumkins, find a new joke.

      • pooprrr says:

        now that question’s just studid…

      • pooprrr says:

        stuPid – arrrgh… I think I’ll retire – tell my chickens that I’ll miss them

      • Master of Testicles says:

        Uhm, I always thought those South Carolina jokes to be quite funny – sth. like an alternative to all the New Jersey related jokes or even the Soviet Russia stuff. They lack in variation though. Anyway there’s one more thing to consider: This was a FIRST post without any “FIRST”-yelling – thanks for that!

      • PornStar Marc says:

        Agreed, either you have some relatives you’re not too proud of down south or you just really wanna be there.

    2. Vlad says:

      Second. Again.

    3. Carella says:

      Soy jism, I bet Terrance drinks that shit up

    4. dicedpeas says:

      LMFAO!!!!!

      She is either very cool in a crisis, or she doesn’t know what that word means, because she was relaxed. Her coworker didn’t know where to look or what to say.

      • MrCharm69 says:

        Sapna Parikh: “What did you say? Ji-”
        Terrence: “Forget it, forget it. We’ll,.. we’ll ALL know later.”
        I smell a threesome ending with a facial…

    5. V says:

      WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT? HUH?! SOY-JIZZ! yeah nice – more quality from the biased and unfair SLY FOX bullshit channel.

    6. doctorevil says:

      Now, THAT is a Freudian Slip!

    7. DonJacky says:

      I hope her mom was not watching. When they go off air she won’t even have time to powder her nose before.. “Can I see you in my office please?”

    8. obamanamana says:

      I’m guessing she swallows and wants everyone to know that it tastes like soy milk. salty, salty soy milk.

      • Dyquen says:

        unless you eat lots of fruit loops and yogurt, then she can have it for breakfast instead of dinner.

    9. V says:

      wait a minute. lets really think about this. fox news, news reader puts forth the SOY JIZZ right up there, no shyness, just out-right JIZZ. just what exactly IS the TRUE corporate culture at FOX eh? dirty bunch of fuckers. i recall another clip where a newsreader mentions bottoms and vasaline. pure class from the american’s leading source of factual information – like 905 of fox-watchers being under the impression that WMD were actually found in iraq, and so on. a true american classic ;)

    10. Dyquen says:

      I cant believe she said that on national TV HAHHHAHHAHAAHAHA. No matter what she might come back to say defending herself you know she can suck one hell of a dick, and its now known she will swallow all your JIZZMS

    11. dom says:

      hahah cocksuckers

    12. Jack says:

      lol
      Jizz, is that from lactating men? LOL anchor

    13. nerd17 says:

      Oh gosh, and she was so happy when she said it, too. That’s sad :]

    14. OhNoHomo says:

      She wasn’t trying to say jizz. She was trying to do the Snoop Dog thang where he takes a word and ebonifies it. Like sure = shizzle; so juice would be jizzle. Didn’t quite work out tho…or maybe it did.

    15. FoJizzleMahNizzle says:

      See above?

    16. _jaded_ says:

      with that kind of slip of the tongue, she has sex “on the brain” and needs to be boffed immediately.

    17. Fred says:

      Question: What’s the meaning of “relative humidity” in SC?
      Answer: Beads of sweat on your sister’s back as you do her doggy style?

    18. ergrergr says:

      i love her creativity lol WIN!

    19. aikiDJ says:

      Here’s a whole mess of news fails – bitly.com/JzWKVQ Keep the LOL’s comin


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