News Anchor Fail38
By jason in People Fail on May 2, 2010
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Man, I guess that broad’s from South Carolina…
I mean: Shit like that usually only happens in South Carolina… I don’t need to explain why, do I?
Oh South Carolina – home of chickens and the daughters of assrape… where people are dirty and the cows lactate like fuck…
That’s actually from New York, sorry lass. Did you get ass raped by your dad in South Carolina? Or are you the sick fuck ass raping your daughters and chickens? Ever notice how nobody laughs at your jokes? It wasn’t funny on any of the previous fails, why the hell would this one be an exception. Quit wasting oxygen, just kill yourself.
Fatbastard win!
Damn, I should’ve known – NY sucks too
PS: Well, no, not exactly – I’d say it was WAY funnier on some previous fails. Yet still it’s funny as fuck, you pussy!
it might have been interesting the first time, but no….it never was funny. you probably didn’t even come up with it
Sorry not funny at all pooprrr. You should really take fat bastards advice and swallow a bottle of meds. Do us all a favor.
huh well, then you’re a pussy, too – it’s as simple as that, fucker.
pooprr. You suck.
Okay, I guess I do. Oh well.
ok how do you know this only happens in SC? do you live in SC? Did you once live in SC? something your not telling us about your ancestral inbred origin? STFU. the south carolina “joke” is old and only funny when it’s country bumkins, find a new joke.
now that question’s just studid…
stuPid – arrrgh… I think I’ll retire – tell my chickens that I’ll miss them
Uhm, I always thought those South Carolina jokes to be quite funny – sth. like an alternative to all the New Jersey related jokes or even the Soviet Russia stuff. They lack in variation though. Anyway there’s one more thing to consider: This was a FIRST post without any “FIRST”-yelling – thanks for that!
Agreed, either you have some relatives you’re not too proud of down south or you just really wanna be there.
Second. Again.
Soy jism, I bet Terrance drinks that shit up
LMFAO!!!!!
She is either very cool in a crisis, or she doesn’t know what that word means, because she was relaxed. Her coworker didn’t know where to look or what to say.
Sapna Parikh: “What did you say? Ji-”
Terrence: “Forget it, forget it. We’ll,.. we’ll ALL know later.”
I smell a threesome ending with a facial…
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT? HUH?! SOY-JIZZ! yeah nice – more quality from the biased and unfair SLY FOX bullshit channel.
Now, THAT is a Freudian Slip!
I hope her mom was not watching. When they go off air she won’t even have time to powder her nose before.. “Can I see you in my office please?”
I’m guessing she swallows and wants everyone to know that it tastes like soy milk. salty, salty soy milk.
unless you eat lots of fruit loops and yogurt, then she can have it for breakfast instead of dinner.
wait a minute. lets really think about this. fox news, news reader puts forth the SOY JIZZ right up there, no shyness, just out-right JIZZ. just what exactly IS the TRUE corporate culture at FOX eh? dirty bunch of fuckers. i recall another clip where a newsreader mentions bottoms and vasaline. pure class from the american’s leading source of factual information – like 905 of fox-watchers being under the impression that WMD were actually found in iraq, and so on. a true american classic
I cant believe she said that on national TV HAHHHAHHAHAAHAHA. No matter what she might come back to say defending herself you know she can suck one hell of a dick, and its now known she will swallow all your JIZZMS
dyquen suck my blood sperm
It’s Fox News. I think Eric Cartman is SP’s symbol for Fox News. “I do what I want!”
hahah cocksuckers
lol
Jizz, is that from lactating men? LOL anchor
Oh gosh, and she was so happy when she said it, too. That’s sad :]
She wasn’t trying to say jizz. She was trying to do the Snoop Dog thang where he takes a word and ebonifies it. Like sure = shizzle; so juice would be jizzle. Didn’t quite work out tho…or maybe it did.
See above?
with that kind of slip of the tongue, she has sex “on the brain” and needs to be boffed immediately.
Question: What’s the meaning of “relative humidity” in SC?
Answer: Beads of sweat on your sister’s back as you do her doggy style?
i love her creativity lol WIN!
Here’s a whole mess of news fails – bitly.com/JzWKVQ Keep the LOL’s comin
dafuq jizz! lol