Cat Win

Posted on May 3rd, 2010


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    1. Jesus Christ says:

      CAT FTW!

    2. twat says:

      serves her fucking right

    3. Me says:

      She totally deserved it.

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        yeah your mom did deserve my huge cock. she told me she was bored of the small pecker your dad has.

    4. humperdink says:

      hmmm, seems like at the end she THINKS she is protecting the kid from the cat. Its only attacking her.
      Anyway, that would be a DEAD cat real quick.

      • MrCharm69 says:

        Captain Hero: “There’s only one way out of this situation… activate Hero-Shield!”

    5. DonJacky says:

      Cats are usually lame. This one seems ok.

    6. Peachy1601 says:

      I would have kicked that Cat clear through the fucking wall…. I kno this

      • lala77uk says:

        too fucking right … i would too

      • whoosyodadi says:

        right on! field goal!!

      • Fucking Peachy1601 says:

        And I would kick the shit out of all of u. U stupid cockfuckers.

      • bbuck822 says:

        GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Shawn@SoScooter.com says:

        I have a cat… and yeah, I would kick, like a soccer ball, any damn cat who tried to attack me or my family.

      • EpicPhail says:

        I’d kick the kid before I’d kick the cat.

      • TurdFurgy says:

        or stomped on its spine

      • eeeeee9900 says:

        fucking psycho’s the cat was playing

      • Random says:

        Yes because animal abuse on an animal that is clearly trying to defend a small child IS ALWAYS THE SOLUTION!

        I bet you never heard of a declawed Siamese that attacked a fucking burglar, rabbit kicking and biting his face and driving the man away from his human and home?

        If this was a dog LOLOL DOG WOULD BE DOIN ITS JOB but a cat acting with as much sense of protection as a dog, MUST BE PSYCHO LETS DESTROY.

      • Emgee says:

        Did you not watch the video? The cat was not defending the child. The cat was pissed about the song being interrupted.

        And yes, I love cats, but if one is attacking, it’s face is having a collision with my foot. Same thing for any animal that attacks me.

      • Rellik says:

        *facepalm*

      • Mormegil says:

        Damn that bitch. in his case i kick the fucking cat head off.

      • JEROME says:

        That video would have been over real quick with a dead cat. Would have kicked it like a football.

    7. Butt-Head says:

      Long tailed rabbit for supper

    8. IAM says:

      i remember i kicked a cat once time…every time it see me it run away^^

    9. BERSERKER says:

      its better than pitbull

    10. Dyquen says:

      Damn this cat is more of a dog than my roommate’s german shepherd mix “service dog”. This cat’s like “what the fuck did you DO!! imma fuck you up, you know the parents gonna blame me for this shit?”

    11. Diced Peas says:

      Mrs. Dumb-Ass treats the cat like a rag doll and swings it around like a stuffed toy. So she deserves what she got. If I were that cat I’d make sure she lost an eye.

    12. gayreth says:

      epic fail in order to be win she needed to get the shotgun out and blast that motherfucker as it was a cat burgaler and black

    13. Ray Guy says:

      Time to step back and punt… or go for a 50 yard field goal!

    14. thats-a-fake says:

      why is this house under suveillance anyway???

      • dimitri says:

        nanny cam

      • NobodyCares says:

        duh, she was a babysitter. and the cat was an overzealous guard, haha

      • CraZy_MiC829 says:

        agreed i think the cat trying to protect the baby. strange behavior for a cat. amusing the sitter was trying to hurt the baby with the ball. the cat attack on her. lol Cat win!

    15. V says:

      SUPER ANNOYING VIDEO.

      at least edit the whole 1st part of their day out before getting to the fucking point. shit music too.

    16. cutiko says:

      dbl epic fail
      1.- tempering with the video
      2.- dumb bitch just grab the cat and kick its but out of the house, no reason to be afraid at all

      • NobodyCares says:

        fool, have you been attacked by a cat before? they’re vicious, and they know exactly where to dig their claws. In the groin. and throwing them only makes it worse.

      • gayreth says:

        nobody cares about you nobodycares and at the the end of the day its a fucking cat not a tiger just kick it. it will back down with a kick to the face or you could stamp on it or even pick it up snap its fucking neck or throw it to the local pitbull your choice cats are pussy’s long live rover

      • hellhole says:

        let me guess, gayreth, you never had a cat! NobodyCares is totally right: Those things are VICIOUS – try to grab a cat’s neck and it’ll CLAW YOU TO DEATH AND FEAST ON YOUR SMALL INSIGNIFICANT GENITALIA- oooh yeah!

      • V says:

        afraid of the cat are you kidding? if you were so inclined a swift kick and some firms words can go a long way, some people say.

      • V says:

        @ gayreth – NOBODYCARES didn’t ask you to care? NO. and since you’re the kinf of CUNT that likes to KICK ANIMALS i do think it’s YOU that should sit down and shut the fuck up.

      • gayreth says:

        @ v yes iam that kinf of retard oh wait

      • cutiko says:

        it doesnt mather if they are vicious, dont be pussy its just a scratch, and in the worst case scenario, just kick him¡¡¡ wooow what wussys

      • Random says:

        Yay people supporting animal abuse.

    17. britt says:

      I would have left the kid alone since the cat obviously wasn’t going to mess with the kid. Then I would make a new soccer ball out of that stupid thing.

      • cutiko says:

        just throw him in to the garbage, tought kicking him was a good idea when the atack started

      • Random says:

        LOL. That’s the reward an animal gets for thinking the kid is in danger? All you need to do is just move away from the animal or grab it by the scruff.

    18. xFOADx says:

      What sort of arsehole has cctv all over their house spying on everyone anyway

      • hellhole says:

        agree, I just wanted to write exactly the same – “1984 FAIL” I’d say…

    19. Ggshe4ka says:

      what’s 2nd song ? :D

    20. #1WINNER says:

      Horny Cat Win

    21. kanchelskis says:

      The cat deserves a hard kick across the living room

    22. Tom says:

      In Soviet Russia cat plays with you.

    23. Baris says:

      It’s only a CAT, biatch. Give it your best shot and it will be whining under a chair or something. That’s the best thing cats do.

    24. yaget says:

      Should have locked the cat in with the baby and gone out for a bit!

    25. killa rofl says:

      omfg just throw the cat at a wall. that is what i would do

      • TimmyMac says:

        LOL I dare you to pick up a cat when its pissed off I DARE YOU. at best, you’ll look like you tried to commit suicide. At worst, I could sever a few veins or arteries… and don’t forget that their teeth are even sharpers than a dog’s

    26. G H O V says:

      patrol cat
      hes in ur house
      killin ur babysttrz

    27. ahahahaahahah says:

      she should have kicked that cat hard in the face then break his neck or at least call her husband to come home and kill it pet¨s shouldint have controle of their masters lolzor

      • Random says:

        I bet you killed alot of your animals when you were a child. You sad sad little person.

    28. SSSSSSSSSSS says:

      the real win (cat) was the other cat that appeared to try to protect the sitter, by getting in between them. The sitter totally deserved it, the kid should have been cheering the cat on.

    29. Itchy says:

      The cat just knows this bitch should be in the Kitchen!

    30. Anonymous says:

      Best EF Video Ever.!

    31. narom4 says:

      pussy vs pussy !

    32. TurdFurgy says:

      mom always said dont play ball in the house…

    33. I fial on a daily basis says:

      I FINALLY KNOW WHERE SCHWARZNEGGER COMES FROM!

    34. Long Duck Dong says:

      I hate cats, and this is why. A good kick in its little fucking head will remind the damn thing who the boss is. All you cat lovers can suck it if you do not like what I said. If this were a dog, everyone would want it put to sleep for attacking a woman.

      • Random says:

        You can suck my dick too even tho I don’t have one, but then I don’t see how a duck dong could suck a non existant dick in the first place. No one would be screaming for the dog to be put down if the places were reversed. As obviously the cat was not intending to kill but get the perceived threat the fuck away from the child.

        To be honest if I had to choose which to give a swift kick in the little head too, it would be my foot, to your crotch, and probably would need a map and a microscope to find the epeen you stuff into your pants as it is.

        The lot of you crying out for animal abuse disgust me- I have to put up with seeing shit like this 24/7, of seeing lovely animals beaten and abandoned. So good going for being as bad as PETA. WHOO.

      • Wrench says:

        If it was a dog protecting its baby from someone he thought was a threat everyone would say he’s being a good dog! The cat thought the baby was being threatened and was doing what any loyal pet would do which is protect the pack. If it was a dog the woman would be dead, rather than just shaken up.

        Anyone who thinks it’s okay to attack an animal who’s just doing what a good animal does is just as bad as a gun nut who thinks it’s okay to blow someone’s head off for cutting them off in traffic.

    35. ChuckPro420 says:

      I would put my foot across its head if it tried that with me. That bitch was runnin from a 15 lbs pussy… ridiculus.

    36. Mrphotoman says:

      The cat is clearly protecting the child. If you watch the video the cat maneuvers itself so it is between the woman and the child. The child is never threatened.

    37. failboy says:

      Too bad the other cat didn’t join in and help! She would be under two pussies. Hmmm…. under two pussies….sounds like a typically Friday night for me!!!

    38. kirasao says:

      In some other countries, cats are a delicacy. In this country, we spoil them, treat them as if they are human, and THIS IS THE THANKS WE GET!!!???

    39. Master Shake says:

      That cat whipped that bitches ass hahaha! It looks like my cat sadie! Fucking awesome!

    40. fly poster says:

      I would have picked the kid up and pulverised the cat with him.

    41. Selkceb says:

      Using kitteh as golf putter + appearing to attack a small child = an unamused kitteh

    42. koko says:

      the only thing epic fail about this video is why they have surveillence in their own living room. is some creepy old man watching their every fail?

    43. 108Dragons says:

      I’d knock that cat’s dick in the dirt. Nice touch with the UFC music.

    44. You're all f***ing idiots says:

      For the love of christ, how f***ing stupid are you people? The CCTV was probably there because it was probably a babysitter, hence the cat being so distrusting to attack the woman thinking that the child was in danger. The cat CLEARLY positions itself between the woman and the child and stalks the woman to move her away from the child.

      And nice one for the cheers of animal abuse, does that make you tough? Knowing that as a human you are far larger and stronger than a f***ing house cat? I hope whoever has glorified animal abuse in these comments gets beaten to within an inch of their lives by someone their own size or larger, then you can see who’s the pussy. Grow the f*** up.

    45. kittyhug says:

      Judging from the tails of the cats, it poses aggression stance. Wtf was in the glass anyway?

    46. choco says:

      wow fuck getting a dog… GUARD CAT FTW

    47. YOU ALL FAIL says:

      YOU ALL FAIL, FUCK YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU. AND YOU. AND THAT GUY, AND HIS BITCH.

    48. sasori akatsuki says:

      LMAO! i love it! <333

    49. Nicolai says:

      I would end this feline.

    50. Anonymous says:

      Tbh, i think the cat-although its generally akward- is trying to protect the boy from her lol!

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