This is a rare mother nature moment of the human thighs actually eating the denim fabric of what use to be her pants. This is an amazing find since not much footage is caught live; We can try to understand why a woman with such high caliber resistance is able to survive out in the wild on her own, eating whatever girl scout cookie is presently availible.
DDB, you have to be a little brat kid with the nonsensical bullshit you’re trying to peddle as something in the realm of comedy. Maybe you should let this whale eat you and you can grow and mature inside her, protected from the world that hates you.
i agree with you gay marc the world doesnt like me so i should just kill myself but… wait why are you talking about your mom like this why do you want me to hide in her fat?
**soldier** it would be awesome if it really is. coming back from deployment and for once seeing something truly hilarious IRL. would make a shitty day just great.
its definately the new air force uniform. i dont know if they gave it out to the other military branches but if they didnt then the person if air force
OMFG!!! lol i went to high school with this girl.. i feel privlaged and ashamed that shes on this web site.. lmoa she also only has 9 toes that she would show every body.. CRAZY hahah
more rolls than a bakery!
CAMEL FOOT!!!!
I FUCKIN LOL’D!
why is there a mini van inside?
Love the caption on her tee … “I’m your upgrade” … but from what? I shudder to think
how did she get those shorts on over the huge gunt.
haters gon’ hate!
thats a huge bitch!
This is a rare mother nature moment of the human thighs actually eating the denim fabric of what use to be her pants. This is an amazing find since not much footage is caught live; We can try to understand why a woman with such high caliber resistance is able to survive out in the wild on her own, eating whatever girl scout cookie is presently availible.
LMFAO OMFG… I DIED
LMFAO!!!! xD
Is that a soldier infront of her hunched over vomiting?
hahahahahahaha, i’m pretty sure that’s the soldiers leg while he was discreetly taking the picture.
thinking maybe a giant airbag is starting to inflate in there
“Enemy armour spotted!”
-”Erhm HQ we got an heavily armed vehicle 12′o clock, requesting AC130 support over”.
-”Negative, negative, it’s too big. Pull back now, thats an order, over and out”.
Wow A new Planet in our Solar system …hmmm
Fasinating
Holy Shit!
yeah, here is your wife
dont get it wrong d3r3k thats your mom
and yes i did her too
stfu stfu stfu douchebag
my god dildodouchebag…….. ur so annoying…. go be stupid and annoying somewhere else……
upgrade? sure is
She has a face for radio.
YARG! Man the Harpoons! Get to the cannons! YARG! this’l be a mighty catch! Enjoy me iron bullets from me Repeating Flint Lock Pistol!
lol…whale…funny…lol…whew
hey dirty sanchez do you have a metal dildo spike.. i need one for my butthole
Yarg, not on me sir, ask one o’ me crew members. They sure to be havin one. Kinky basterds they are. Yarg
DDB, you have to be a little brat kid with the nonsensical bullshit you’re trying to peddle as something in the realm of comedy. Maybe you should let this whale eat you and you can grow and mature inside her, protected from the world that hates you.
i agree with you gay marc the world doesnt like me so i should just kill myself but… wait why are you talking about your mom like this why do you want me to hide in her fat?
wow dude, yea, nice comeback
That shirt should say, “I’m your upgraydde.” on the front and, “That’s two D’s for a double dose of this FAIL.” on the back. Perfection…
Whats the y for?
lmfao idiocracy… great movie watch it.. you are probably the bigger tree.
I think the army pattern is off someones knee. Wouldn’t it be awsome if that was actually a soldger?
**soldier** it would be awesome if it really is. coming back from deployment and for once seeing something truly hilarious IRL. would make a shitty day just great.
i have them shorts 3.99 primark digital camo they are good for blending in when taking photos of epic beast like this fat fucking cheese burger
its definately the new air force uniform. i dont know if they gave it out to the other military branches but if they didnt then the person if air force
no, thats the army uniform acu’s. none of the branches wear the same uniform btw.
Lies LIES, All of IT LIES. Upgrade my ass.
I am scared to see what that is an upgrade from.
thats the windows vista upgrade.
Somebody drive me to the eye clinic.
Yes that’s a soldier. The ACU pattern is a dead give away
-Courtesy of the 82nd Airborne Division
Definetly ACU pattern. Pretty Funny to see one of our men checking out the fat chicks.
-Courtesy of 2nd Lt. Misci, 196th Light Infantry Brigade
whoa… hey sexy… come to daddy…
WIN for the person sneaking the pic and not laughing!!
is that an huge camel toe?????
No it’s the whole camel….
Comment of the day win!
lol uglylovely i admit that was funny. comment win!
u see this only in america!
damn right!
and in russia
Am I so wrong for one handed typing this?
Is that her GUNT or her FUBA that’s trying to fight its way outta her clothing?
She should be self-conscious over that hotness next to her
omfg there is a whale on the bus
If that’s the upgrade, I’d hate to see the downgrade…
Oh man, and some dude fucks that
well i did and its your mom
stfu you dumbass
my god… ur hella stupid DDB. u need to STFU!!!!!
omg it must be SoldierKnowsBest that took that picture. if nobody knows who he is hes a youtube star
largest fupa ever..
The shirt makes it so much funnier..
she is an upgrade from my girlfriend!!!!!
fail -.-
What I want to know is who let her out of the house dressed like that
I thought that the denims were a mock earth until I read the shirt…
Upgrade to Supersize?
and those arent shorts. They’re biggs.
You can see the pride on the face of her Mom sitting next to her. You can also see hwere she gets her “good Looks”.
Ok, Guys . This is just mean ! . Yeah maby shes fat and has not a passion for fashion but what did she do to you ..
dammmnn, of course a amry man took this lol
…I think I just threw up a little.
The bitch has more chins than a Chinese phone book. If you wanted to fuck her, you’d have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
NO, JUST FIND A FOLD AND FUCK IT!
t shoud say “im your D GRADE”!
its funny that its an Army guy that took the picture. That seems like something one of us would do. You have to find ways to entertain yourselves.
In this case I feel sorry for this girl.
OMFG!!! lol i went to high school with this girl.. i feel privlaged and ashamed that shes on this web site.. lmoa she also only has 9 toes that she would show every body.. CRAZY hahah
I love how it’s a soldier taking the picture. Oh the things you see when you travel.
he’s no where speacial just baltimore md….
and that is what soldiers do sometimes they take the pic so everyone can enjoy it.
can I pet it
Notice the UP in upgrade She Up graded from a Pig 2 Godzilla’s Vagina.
yoo if u look closley the person taking the pic is a army guy! lmfao!!
she knew she was wrong when she bought that shirt… and those shorts…. and then wore them together…. (shudders).
A wild snorlax appears!
Really bitch……Really…..Come on!!!
her pants simply vanished in her legs