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Primero…
lol
first to kill yourself while you suck my cock and your mom gives me a rimjob
i would love some of that preggo pussy..preggo pussy is the bestest!
Yoo, i agree. The preggo pussy is the best kind of pussy !!! ^
this must be nigger guys talking
jsk0323 You’re an epic idiot. Your mother loves black cock and your father eats wet pregnant vagina for breakfast, he says it’s better than cereal and milk.
that is so sick.. ah
Arent you suppose to wear clothes under that 0:
I even think that that’s underwear… Doesn’t really matter. It’s shocking!
pregnant is HOT! She has a great body. Her face however….
A WIN on the body and a FAIL on her manly face.
The chick on the left is really cute though
+1 Definitely. You are right about the slight case of man-face but otherwise hot.
You’re also right about the one on the left. Green eyes on a black woman is such a win.
if you think they 2 are hot you nid to go out more often son.
You need to stop watching naruto.
lol nice name winning loser
Pregnant chicks.. *drool* I’m not a fan of the one on the left, but I’ll take the preggo and a paper bag, to go, please.
^hahahah xD
Sasukio lol i see your comments alot XDDDD. i love the picture tho
You really think that chick has green eyes? Duh, she bought those cheap fake contacts at the dollar store that give your eyes an infection after wearing them…hello!
To all you fucking retards that think the preg chick is hot , GET SOME FUCKING GLASSES . For fuck sakes man , she’s a horse faced baby killer . And besides , she’s fucking pregnant and wearing shit like that ? EW . Also , you think a fat preg bitch with a belly bigger than the fucking moon is hot ? Retard . (( get ur facts straight you gay little boys )) . Man face . HA . Ur gay ^ FAIL . and yes im a girl so leave me out of it …
Coti-sauruss you comment is win.
Hmmmm… more signs of evolution… this keeps getting more and more interesting. Whats next in my studies? Maybe another evolving species raping Chaotic Theory, who knows.
whats your obsession with chaotic theory??
srsly man get a life
What will this species give birth to? My hypothesis is that it will give birth to a mandrill. Mandrills and these rare monkey like species bear many similar traits.
Hahahahahah ^^^^^^^^^^
No this can’t be. The species is very harmful to our society. They spread like a virus and eventually they may control a whole society. U.S.A is already controlled by one of the tribes chief. So ill warn you my beloved people,if you ever see one of these species around your neighborhood, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! I REPEAT KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! If you leave them alive they will take over. Your country’s language will change to Ebonics, their way of communication. Back then these species were tame and obedient, but as you can see now they are wild and rebellious and very ignorant, so be very careful as you approach to kill it. One last thing my disciples, if you don’t kill them they will suck your tax money which will allow them to party more, where they reproduce in mass. These promiscuous creatures are very harmful so we must make them extinct as fast as possible. This problem is world wide. Africa and the U.S are a lost cause…Man i should move outta here!
What tax money? you’re about thirteen years old. And when you get to work force age you will definitely be on welfare forever anyway, so no problem for you.
Yarg, ye be stupider then ol’ petes son Jacko. Why dont ye follow me to me ship and i’ll keel haul ye off the port bow. I’ll give ye a bucket o’ chum to lure some sharks to ye idiotic hide. Yarg
ok that pirate talk is old now, you can stop.
lol
but really douchebag thats sorta racist
Me pirate talk aint suppose to be “New” ye bilge rat. I be a pirate. my name aint “Dirty Sanchez The Butt Pirate” for no reason, i be a bleeding pirate!
Trying so hard to be noticed huh DDB? well mission accomplished but now you have a warrant for your death. Its funny how you use the garbage that your parents spew to you since birth you hold as truth.
I bet if they told you that real men suck daddy’s dick and eating momma’s marinated asshole makes you big and strong your would follow their words with no question.
I don,t have any parent dycken. I was born from the ocean and had my own horrid experiences with these sort of creatures. I admit not all of them are bad, but most of them are horrible. I don’t copy other peoples beliefs, i learn from self experiences.
Your parents where the ones spewing garbage Dycken, thats the story of how you where born. Stop saying the things that your parents made you do since you where little. Nobody wants to know how you sucked your dad told you to suck his dick because it was healthy, or why your mom made you give her rim jobs after she had butt sex with your dad.
dude, wats with the rimjob fetish
Exactly my thoughts bob. this guy really cant even come with any good comeback even when he tries twice at one diss. I’m done with you dude. it’s not even entertaining to lay a burn on you, you just suck at being worth anything that much.
Dyquen,
Why couldn’t you attack any of the points he made? You’re even dumber than he is. Resorting to name calling? How old are you, 7?
“Waaaa.. I don’t like what he said, mommy!!!”
I would say you could go ask her to deepthroat you to cheer you up, but it’d be more like picking her teeth.
Damn people can be so ignorant. I my studies i find racists clowns are mad simply because there penis is too small or just a lack of self-esteem. It’s ashame though you should see that we are excelling by great leaps and will never go in reverses a$$hole.
Lmao! Racists, inbred, narrow-minded bitches like you make me laugh.
Ha ha ha, this made me chuckle. Good story-telling.
As for the Dyquen, how the FUCK do you pronounce that name? Dike-wen?
The only thing that black people excel at is burning through their money. “Hmm… baby needs food, but I need a nickle-bag for the night. Fuck the baby, I am getting high. He can drink mama’s milk tonight.” (Baby is 1.5 years old. True story by the way.)
wow DDB, you should just start a blog about … oh wait, i thought you were talking about something that fucking mattered.
Well it is an urgent situation my friend. We must warn our beloved ones.
That’s proof she puts out, can’t get her pregnant, so where is this club at? Jesus Christ taught us that paper bags fixes man-face. And what the hell is DDB’s obsession with me? Nice to know I have an online stalker… I feel complete now. Damn it Ziggy, tell me something I don’t know!
its nice to be heard now and then
Scrolling down i thought the green eyed one was gonna turn out to be the fail that BAM pregger chick in lacey mesh lingerie in a club.
wait is that… is that a crucifix she’s wearing. I guess it cant be an abomination or sin to wear this while prego in public since she burns not in its presence. (it should be).
+1 to Chaotic Theory for the comment and to JC for teaching us the most valuable use of a paperbag.
another black bitch that thinks fat is sexy
not fat preggers. if you say same diff. then my friend when you knock up your wife you’ll be in the dog house for a long ass time.
Dyquen Win!
wats with all the hate and racism in the world???
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fuck you joe
bob my son, the world will get worse as life goes on. kill yourself now before you get killed.. listen to my wise wods
Suicide is your only option DDB. Your life on this website is just as pointless and meaningless as your real life. And by the way, congratz on your job of cock riding the shit out of Chaotic Theory. You have been rightfully throned as the even more failed Version of Daniel. You have a wonderful day.
dildo you said you were born from the ocean? hell no, the ocean kiked your faggot ass out cuz it got tired of your annoying racist rambling bullshit.
Hey! Nobody cock rides me without taking me out first! But seriously, there’s no reasoning with “Its Pat” up there, so I’d take fatass bastards advice and just not reply to anything Pat aka sheman(DDB) says.
Stupid fucking amaericans, and by that I don’t mean the ones in the picture, I mean the comments. Ya’ll from S. Carolina? fuckin hicks.
You must be one of those gay British/French Fags. And you’re not funny. The SC joke is a cornballs friend. Go back to sucking your mommys dick(yes your mom is a tranny. how do i know you ask? i did her while you where at your friends house having gay sex).
So what you got against Brits? Ok French I’ll give you that one
SHE MUST BE A PREGNANT HOOKER. SELLING……..
That hooker would be your mom my friend.
NOT. A. FAIL – NOT A FAIL AT ALL – SHE’S FUCKING PREGNANT YOU IDIOTS. SHE IS GOING TO GIVE BIRTH. IS GIVING BIRTH A FAIL NOW TOO? HOW REPUBLICAN, HOW NAZI OF YOU.
she is gonna birth a negroe
thats a fail
the only fail is her choice of clothing and fuck off ihate
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yep, mmm hmm, gotta put muh little middle finger thing in there lol
i agree 318978 percent with ihate lol
wow this site really does attract SOME TRUE FUCKING IDIOTS.
No but dressing like a whore at a bar/club is
Bleeding heart liberal cunt. Your mom should have aborted you!
reason #23452 that the negroes belong to the jungle
thats messed up faggot
Jerk off in a cup and drink it you faggish asswipe
hahaha i agree youre my new friend ihate. we should both become the ultimate trolls
you both are already
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you fuckin faggots
The only negro that belongs in the jungle that i see is you ihate. People like you are the reasons why morons aren’t allowed a computer and free time.
“The Dictionary ” wow nice come back that a will teach him a lesson …
Quick tip. Don’t wear see-through clothes when you are prego. and if you do decide that your gonna live on the edge, then at least do it by yourself and not while standing next to a thin person. It is not the most flattering.
Quick tip, both of these women are fuckable.
Quick tip: pregnant or not, please do not wear see through clothing AT ALL (in public). More than a fashion fail- a self respect fail, a classiness fail and one fine day (based on the aforementioned fails) a parent fail.
Quick tip: any straight man would plow a woman wearing this even if he thinks she has no self respect or class. its called quick pussy. strap on a rubber and go to town… yes right there on the dance floor it makes it more of a thrill ride when you’re in public.
she needs affection too
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
She’s definitely hot! Except for the horse face..
This is fap material.
eww… the fuck ? lez .
black women are the most ulgy motherfuckers
fuck you you racist cocksuckng bastard mother fucking adopted child! i facepalm your damned ignorance
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lol random outburst there srry other pplz
He’s just mad that even the ulgiest of women find him replusive. There are attractive women of all shapes, sizes and color. I made a list and you better believe I’m checking it twice.
Lol, i got bob to continue my work as a racist checker. Keep up the good work.
WOW I WONDER IF CONMPLETE FUCKING IDIOTS like that exists, racists twats of just trolls. cunts, idiots, racist fucking scum
thanks dictionary. racist people just piss me the hell off
bob and dicktionary must be niggers in our society. KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!!
the only real nigger here is you dildo, you stupid goddamned IGNORANT fuck, learn what nigger really means asshole. and thanks Dictionary, for teaching me what nigger really means.
well truth is you are a nigger bob. Just face it you gay nigger
do mean black or ignorant you stupid fag motherfucker?
lol *do you mean*.lolol… fag
Bob stop entertaining DDB if you ignore him he will disappear.
but hes just so goddamn irritating
Lawl, messing with bob DDB? It’s ok thats why we know your the kid from the yahoo questions fail. You know the one with the crust in his butthole?
This is one of those Bitches you see on the talk shows that is looking to see which one of the 12 guys they bring on the show is the Baby Daddy!
Hahahahahaha MAURY MAURY MAURY
I would say I’d hit it but looks as though someone else already did, and left a bump on her.
Wow i see DildoDoucheBag & Dyquen has decided to devote their lives to free porn and epic fail….you too should get married move to the south some how have kids then make ur kids have kids toughter adding to the population of inbred rednecks… and live Happily Ever After
Umm no. What you just said is what negroes do. I don’t do reproduction my gay friend.
hey man, leave Dyquen alone hes cool. DDB on the other han is a rascist asswipe. and the reason he doesnt “do reproduction” anymore is cuz he fucked so many other dudes with his 1 inch dick it fell off so he thought hed just get a vagina to make up for the loss, too bad it doesnt work. lol
bob your insults are gay and stupid. Go and give the Homo a blowjob you turd fag. http://thehomo.org
thats all you got dude. thats probably your fantasy giving that guy a blowjob, but you cant find him, so go masterbate to his picture you fag 10 year old.
Suck my 10 inch black implanted penis you idiotic americunt. I am sure i’m older then you bob, you’re a 5 year old fag that doesn’t eve know what masturbate is, i mean look you cant even spell masturbate. And i put that picture on there because you need gay porn content and i bet you any money thats what you do when you jerk off.
i thought you hated black ppl. and why did you need an implant? because it fell off while you were fuckin yer BF.
i bet you made that website after you you suckedd that guy and then you took that pic and started worshipping him.ok im done, so now you can go back to sucking his dick now. go on it ok. fag
Yes “Justplainwrong” I do devote my self to gettin laid, free porn and Epicfail, thats what i do when i get vacation time from work. but dont group me in with DDB. 60 seconds on a deserted island with that 10 year old bitch and i would kill him with a coconut to the skull and toss him in the waters to chum it for fish.
i like the left one ;o shes hot ;O~~~
im not gonna lie that preggo is really hot
damn prego
FUCK ALL THE RACIST IDIOT CUNTS ON THIS THREAD. THE YOUNG WOMAN IS PREGNANT THAT IS ALL. EPICFAIL.COM YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED – FUCKING ASHAMED. YOU’RE A TRUE RACIST-HATE WEBSITE ARE YOU? YOU CONDONE THIS KIND OF MESSAGE AND POSTS? SHAME ON YOU. YOU FUCKING CUNTS. FUCK YOU RACIST SCUM.
and what are you going to do about it
Lmao….you ppl are hilarious….I’m black and although ignorant, ddb had some points…as a race blacks have hit a down curve….honestly….what black woman from an earlier generation would have done this…our ancestors wore, and sought to wear, clothes that showed our class
Yeah. Deff a fail, I hate when black people wear color contacts; -) just kidding, I see the sexy chick with the big belly. Wonder if she knows who her baby daddy is??????
I’d hit it right now. I think pregnant women are sexy. Any color……V
well the chick on the left looks hot with that face and belly
i mean without the face
If I even knew someone who did that Id kick that ass!!
this is ridiculous and i got tat dress the non prego one got on…it was mad seasons ago at forver 21! smh lol priceless
Dude no wonder this bitch is pregnant she will probaby b pregnant for the rest of her life just keep pumping out kids thats all black women seem to do that and cause unecessary fucking drama she should abort that kid so it doesnt have to grow up with her as a mother!
Like I always say …..There are some sistas out there that will wear some really hokey shit in public
now thats a pregnant man
EEEEEWWW She’s pregnant!
the girl on the left is pretty and NOT pregnant … but who the hell would fuck the ugly bitch on the right ? pitiful …
Anyone who ever had sex with a pregnant woman would. Congrats to you for never being laid!
She was probably wearing that when she got pregnant..
LMFAO!! I bet she has 5 other kids at home, and she has the nerve to be up in a bar. She needs to be at home getting her rest, but yet she is still trying find something, what that something is no one knows. All I can do is say WHY!!
I know what that something is…
A NEW baby’s daddy. Someone needs to stick around longer than the time it takes to get her pregnant. (Well, if they are smart, they won’t… she’s hideous.)
Preggo babe wants to be sure that when this one comes out, she has someone one hand to get her pregnant again.