Gay Childhood Fail

Posted on May 7th, 2010


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    1. I_am_me says:

      LOL I want to watch the full vidoe

    2. Zilla says:

      I bet he watches gay porn at night.

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        I bet you touch yourself at night.

      • harsh but needed says:

        nah he gets your mom to do it

      • FIRST says:

        nah he gets this guy to his home

      • Master Shake says:

        Remember when peter asked his teacher why all the dinosaurs died out and his teacher responded, “Because you touch your self at night”. Well this is actually funnier than that. Man that guy needs to come out of the closet. Let those demons come out with a grip of lube and rough trick named Jim. Thank god for family guy.

      • mickeyhouseplantz says:

        mastersnake you are an horribly imaginative person

      • mickeyhouseplantz says:

        mastershake my bad … wait master shake is your name and you laugh at gay people? … ???

    3. K says:

      would be funny if the actor wasnt that bad -.-

    4. Buckwheat says:

      She was owned on her own local access show. That’s hilarious.

      • Tauro says:

        Agreed. The real fail is that it took her so long to realize he was messing with her.

    5. Dyquen says:

      Repressed childhood anger much? this guy is actually pissed off his mom “made him straight” this guy is so fruity if you used him as a pinata skittles and appletinis would fal out when you beat him.

    6. DildoDoucheBag says:

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      *DildoDoucheBag Facepalms This

    7. DildoDoucheBag says:

      And people call me a troll wow.

    8. dareole says:

      fake

      • Orbital says:

        Definitely. It went on for too long. If he stopped after about 20 seconds it might have seemed real.

    9. CraZy_MiC829 says:

      DAMN! did he just go into a trans of his Gay child hood? shiet obvious he still is gay and love little boys cuz he still fightn the feelings..pss gay jerk.

    10. headache says:

      fake n gay..

    11. 2lolo says:

      A RETARD…………….

    12. anonymous joe says:

      ratings…

    13. Dans says:

      what a disturb child, i don’t think that it is fake at all, look at the expresion of the host, she’s clearly uncomfortable and she’s thinking…psychoooooo….LOL

    14. NobodyCares says:

      Was he enacting running himself over with a car? LOL priceless self hatred.

    15. cutiko says:

      That wasnt fake, he actually let him self carry away while he performing as hes mother, its looks weird because he disguise hes profound hate against hers mother with a pervert sense of humor…
      Its kind of a posmodern movie character, If I had to choose a creator, Ill say hes the sum of plenty directors: Hitchock + Kim Ki-Duk + Davyd Lynch + Seth Mcfarlane = That homo

    16. SKYE says:

      i think i can hear the call of the sasquach. thats not just me right? dont play this vid too loud or you might find sasquach busting through your window.

    17. deadbird17 says:

      It’s a good thing he has religion in his life. He seems much more centered now.

      • deadbird's a dumb fuck says:

        He doesn’t have religion in his life, dipshit.
        He’s most likely an atheist liberal trying a shot at comedy! It’s a pathetic attempt at satire, which is why it was titled a “fail”. Get it, dumbass? Where’s this homo at now? He isn’t famous, that’s for sure. Nonetheless, it was still funny to see him make an ass of himself.

      • Dude says:

        Dude, religion doesn’t make people straight… God does not make people straight… some stupid church groups only teach people to hold their sexual desires

    18. humperdink says:

      I was the other boy. I remember that day. She beat the shit out of him, and it took forever to get the sand out of my ass.

    19. HeartbreakPrincess says:

      That was “one sentence’? Wow, I haven’t seen someone freak like that for a while….

      • Dyquen says:

        Does he remind you of the “I’m a PC” guy from the apple commercials?

      • Orbital says:

        Yes DikeQueen. Sorry I just noticed that lol. But yeah he does look like that guy.

      • HeartbreakPrincess says:

        Dyquen, I just noticed that XD it made me lol now that you pointed it out XD

    20. Baris says:

      AZWAUHAUHAEUAHSUAHE the end was like CRAZY FROG. Man, this is worse than the TV programmes in Turkey… I’m glad.

    21. kory porporino says:

      wow. straight mental breakdown on daytime television. instant classic.

    22. xtreme_mayhem says:

      sort of sounds like dildodouchebag’s childhood

    23. V says:

      he’s either really fucked up or he’s some kind of actor. i just don’t know which it is.

    24. GRINGO says:

      WHAT A FUCK WAD.

    25. Leave a Reply says:

      I had a creepy neighbor kid who did that to me once, and that was the last time I ever went to his house.

    26. radoslav ivanisovic says:

      this fail is a fail

    27. ChainsawGutFuck says:

      Its funny because he overacts, and that is why it is funny.

    28. omar aguirre says:

      here in mexico we have a term for that
      EMPI

    29. muffanoodle says:

      this man is not gay, he is a pedophile!! Did you notice how many times in his self-hatred rant he said “little boys”? That man is hiding behind “God” and still has some serious issues with his desire for little boys. His wife needs to take his kids and run!!

    30. Hailey says:

      HAHAHAH is that Bill Gates?
      Wow. Someone is crazy and has not only problems with overreacting, but some seriously bottled up anger.

    31. noone says:

      seriously that guy has a trauma and multiple personality disorder – maybe sufferd because of his mother

    32. Jerry says:

      thank god he tourned out ok…..

    33. 108Dragons says:

      Dude, this is a prankster win. This guy was obviously pulling one on the bible thumpers. Nice work dude.

    34. endurance3952 says:

      lol he’s still gay

    35. Backyard says:

      His mother so did the right thing…she took over. She took control. I know of none of my discipline that I enjoyed, but this guy now has a wife, kids & God & government say AMEN!

      By the way, the butt-crack says to all who chose to violate the order of the sphincter, “ONE-WAY ROUTE, DO NOT ENTER.”

      Even if it’s a matter of AL syle birth-control…

      • biqueen says:

        wow how closed minded can you get? guess what a hole i have sex with females and i still have God in my life.oh yeah and i am all woman! get over yourself!LOVE IS LOVE!!!!

      • kill joy says:

        you both missed the point…

    36. donny says:

      woooooooooooooww hes soooooooo nt flaming

    37. nosocrazy says:

      religion replace proper therapy….. why cause god saves you and you can save your selfs

    38. Chakabrahhh says:

      For the dipshits that think this is real… that’s Spike Feresten

    39. Mike says:

      you got some serious issues dude

    40. FcukU says:

      this was obviously staged…..it looks like a skit ne ways. Could b wrong tho, hmmm..

    41. Fred says:

      WOW! I’d like to have this guy as a friend! He’d be interesting at parties. Just start talking about pouring sand on his ass and watch him go.

    42. Angry Canuck says:

      This is a comedy show…


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