Mating Fail

Posted on May 8th, 2010


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  • 23 Comments on “Mating Fail”

    1. Dyquen says:

      Well this one was pointless.

    2. AiMLEzZz says:

      Did he died? No seriously, what the hell was this about?

      • PornStar Marc says:

        Don’t start that fucking shit! Let it die with Terrance and 10 years ago.

      • Master Shake says:

        Agreed

      • genius says:

        This is not a fail, a lot of animals hook up with a special hook on the tip of the penis so once they are in you can’t take it off until the female is fertilized. This is to prevent in nature other male from stealing his mate. Nature did not fail. Humans do.

      • PornStar Marc says:

        Check out the fucked up penis on an Agentinian Lake Duck! It has scrubbing bristles on the head to scrape the sperm of other males out. And the penis can be as long as the bird’s body. How fucking crazy is that?

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentine_Blue-bill
        http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-04/argentine-lake-duck.jpg

        And no I’m not some sick, fucked up guy scanning the net for dicks. This was discussed in a vertebrate zoology class as well as an evolution class.

      • Dicking around says:

        Sure, your name is “PornStar Marc” and you want us to believe “And no I’m not some sick, fucked up guy scanning the net for dicks.” LOL!

      • Lukey Dukey says:

        @ “genius”. You have a shitty command of english. Try some punctuation. Genius FAIL

    3. me says:

      I see no fail here. This is how my wife and I do it. Its only embarrassing when she drags me outside and the neighbors see.

    4. 2lolo says:

      HE OR SHE CAN’T LET IT GO……..

    5. anonymous joe says:

      looks like he won to me..

    6. TurdFurgy says:

      RAPE!!!! RAPE!!!!
      poor turtle tried to get away…

    7. Dans says:

      posted video fail! =S

    8. blablabla says:

      firsts she try to dump him on water then eating so he sees shes not interested…………cant she take a hint???

    9. lars says:

      “Get of me bitch, Trying to get some food!”

    10. Usein says:

      I’m sure what I saw !!! didn’t look like mating to me, more like Surfing

    11. hehe! says:

      being a turtle sucks!

    12. post it says:

      Talk about being lead by the d*ck!

    13. Fred says:

      I’m glad human females can’t do that. I’d hate to be dragged thru Walmart like that.


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