Mating Fail23
By jason in Animal Fail on May 8, 2010
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Well this one was pointless.
Agreed.
I like turtles!
Did he died? No seriously, what the hell was this about?
Don’t start that fucking shit! Let it die with Terrance and 10 years ago.
Agreed
This is not a fail, a lot of animals hook up with a special hook on the tip of the penis so once they are in you can’t take it off until the female is fertilized. This is to prevent in nature other male from stealing his mate. Nature did not fail. Humans do.
Check out the fucked up penis on an Agentinian Lake Duck! It has scrubbing bristles on the head to scrape the sperm of other males out. And the penis can be as long as the bird’s body. How fucking crazy is that?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentine_Blue-bill
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-04/argentine-lake-duck.jpg
And no I’m not some sick, fucked up guy scanning the net for dicks. This was discussed in a vertebrate zoology class as well as an evolution class.
Sure, your name is “PornStar Marc” and you want us to believe “And no I’m not some sick, fucked up guy scanning the net for dicks.” LOL!
@ “genius”. You have a shitty command of english. Try some punctuation. Genius FAIL
I see no fail here. This is how my wife and I do it. Its only embarrassing when she drags me outside and the neighbors see.
This uh, this wife of yours… She hot??? Where ya live at my future neighbor?
lol
HE OR SHE CAN’T LET IT GO……..
looks like he won to me..
RAPE!!!! RAPE!!!!
poor turtle tried to get away…
posted video fail! =S
firsts she try to dump him on water then eating so he sees shes not interested…………cant she take a hint???
“Get of me bitch, Trying to get some food!”
I’m sure what I saw !!! didn’t look like mating to me, more like Surfing
being a turtle sucks!
Talk about being lead by the d*ck!
I’m glad human females can’t do that. I’d hate to be dragged thru Walmart like that.