Sneak Attack Fail

Posted on May 9th, 2010


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    1. say whaaat? says:

      nice one

    2. Epic Wiseguy says:

      You didn’t see the wasp buzzing around his head? the guy is a hero! Wish I had friends like that, willing to take a fall for me!. lol ;-)

    3. Spicolie says:

      Typical sneaky Russian! We should of attacked them after WWII!! Then again, why would we want to be in charge of these cave like people? Too bad the kid didn’t split his wig from the fall!

      • Vladimir says:

        You bitches are sitting here and chase on the Russian. Russian beat from the back, I had to attack them after the war.
        In your school as far as I know you say you won the war … Well shithead want to disappoint you.
        You will arrive when the war was already almost won us – Russian .. I’m not saying that you did not do anything, you just took a small part, but now you sit and say that your army is the strongest and so on ..
        If it were not for the money – your 20 soldiers would not be worth a crab and beret.

        You say “it was necessary to attack them after the war” and then write “Russian attack from behind.” You yourself suggested that an attack on Russia after the war, that is also behind. You stupid snickering bastards did not know and very blunt. I watched the video, in which your citizens breathtaking backdrop distinguish the city from the state, but of cities outside the USA do not hear even the capital! This shows your ignorance and idle chatter.
        And about the war – well fall on ))))) You all are brave, and more than 3 / 4 of you did not even served in the army losers

      • LuckyLuke says:

        Vladimir, shut the fuck up u messed up russian

      • fedorRUS says:

        shut the fuck up!

    4. Master Shake says:

      3rd that dude lost mad respect points

    5. karg says:

      man, my ego would of taken a DIVE after that one.

    6. humperdink says:

      Wow he was REALLY trying to kick that guy in the head I think. If so, he deserved the crash landing.
      Fail for trying to hit that dude from behind. Fail for the lame ass kick. Win for the street.

    7. ThTh says:

      He deserves it the cunt…

      • Carella says:

        Agreed. Pieces of shit like that he try to attack someone from behind deserve whatever bad thing happens to them. Thats Karma bitch. Too bad he didn’t land on his head and split it open so all the shit can come pouring out.

    8. Soviet Russian says:

      and the’re Russian?! Man… what a shame to have that Losers in my Country…

    9. Baris says:

      давай давай!!

    10. Nordvind says:

      lol, he’s definately not a Chuck Norris

    11. PornStar Marc says:

      You can do it, put your back into it!

    12. cutiko says:

      and thats what you get when drunk european teennager pretend to be jacki chan =)

    13. Tom says:

      Even if he landed that kick he would have ended up in the same state. Since he most likely has little to no martial arts training, his enemy would be hurt but still standing, would then administer a beat down to his fallen stunned opponent. So in missing, homeboy got less damage done upon him.

    14. gayreth says:

      wow major fail you little cunt

    15. gayreth says:

      and the dirty little fuckers pissed his pants

    16. Stuffiman says:

      Oh, he had his kicks.

    17. Chaotic Theory says:

      Flawless victory?

      • humperdink says:

        A Mortal Kombat reference. thats a Win!
        or maybe Im a fail for thinking that. Cause that game rocked like 17 years ago.

      • Dyquen says:

        The Game still rocks now. i mean the classic ones not the crap they got out now.

    18. rapperkid210 says:

      wat an epic fail , playin mw2 s&d on derail. i would of laughed if he got kicked, thts i cant think of anything

    19. LakseJohn says:

      that guy should spend his time in a more productive way..like playing russian roulette with superman.

    20. TurdFurgy says:

      thats not a fail, its a win, he was gonna land it but, then decided not to out of the kindness of his heart. I respect you!

    21. K says:

      Какой идиот, что карма для этой суки.

    22. agreer says:

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      Funny stuff

    23. Kaaskop says:

      Asphalt WIN!

    24. DoubleAgent says:

      No one can kick Dave Grohl from behind, not even Chuck Norris

    25. Jonathan L says:

      In Soviet Russia, head kicks you.

    26. fly poster says:

      Pause it at around 20 seconds, that picture should be in the dictionary under Nonchalance.

      Absolute nonchalant win for the guy walking away.

    27. jar says:

      why when fail Russian – just mention the nationality and the rest of the site is scored by the Americans and others, this is normal.

    28. Roger Your Mum says:

      If he actually connected with that kick it could of been a good one, but it was far more entertaining to see him fail hard XD

    29. Aye brah says:

      Am I the only one who noticed how it sounded like he said “I blew it” When he fell?

    30. adolfhither says:

      Stupid krauts.

      • Hitlers son says:

        i hope you know that the guys not even krauts you bastard????
        they are red russian stuoid communists and you are an communist too, zur hölle mit dir dreckiger scheißidiot

    31. Spasticink says:

      Russian Matrix fail

    32. sabrinas says:

      i am givin this guy at least a C+ for effert………
      he could have at least gotten the landing better……
      i kinda feel bad for him but at the same time i dont cuz he was tryin to go all jackie chan on him…..
      shame…….
      i change the grade to a D…….

    33. Govno says:

      все говно!кроме мочи!)

    34. donny says:

      thats what you get for being a little bitch ass bitch

    35. radioclit says:

      in russia, sneak attack hits you!

    36. YoYo! says:

      translate: he kicked his own ass…

    37. Chichi says:

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      Stupid Ass Coward!!!

    38. PYRO404 says:

      another deserving idiot..lol

    39. NeAndresthal says:

      Instant karma.

    40. orange juice says:

      if i was fimling that and i was black…i would run police would be there shortly….

    41. Dude Awesome says:

      The dude was fail.. doesn’t matter if he’s Russian or not. Calm the fuck down, people!

    42. terry says:

      RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    43. Noble Vendetta says:

      Roadhouse

    44. kristinasgone.com says:

      Am I the only one who thought it looked like he pissed his pants. By the way, fantastic forum for the vodka induced history lesson.


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