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By jason in People Fail on May 10, 2010
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word! That stupid bitch deserved it. She put herself there. Did anyone notice there wasn’t someone riding behind her with a gun saying “hey bitch,ride that long board whilst getting towed behind a vehicle or I’ll blow a hole in your dumb ass”….. lets just hope she doesn’t already had kids, ‘cos her chances are probably pretty slim now that her face is all fucked up! Slam!!!
Actually it was asphalt she ate, nice comment thou.
Cowabungaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bitch
What a Bunch of foul mouthed Fucks you all are!
Nice face plant u stupid whore
Hey dont insult HBP like that
Fuck you assholes. What the hell is wrong with you people? She probably got seriously hurt. I hope the same thing happens to your Mother & then let’s see how funny you think this is. Grow up a bit.
Hey fuck you buddy (^_^),,!,,
Why come to a fail site if you’re not gonna laugh? I’d still laugh if it was my mother who face planted. Fuck, funny is funny.
My mother isn’t dumb enough to hold onto a rope attached to a car and stand on a skate board. If she were, I wouldn’t feel bad for her if she face planted. If you don’t think this chick deserved it for being stupid, maybe YOU should grow up a bit.
Fuck you and your mother
two word’s pooh head
Wow you’re a looser looserfag. You’re probably one of those douche bags that tan alot.
Lol tan douche
Quit ef then. This site is for making fun of the mistakes of others not because we’re perfect, but because it’s fucking funny.
It’d be funny if your mother did it.
STFU you bitch ! what you’re saying is like a greenpeace fan coming in a Industrial fabrick !
riding a fucking longboard is already a gigantic fail itself, the bitch munching asfalt just magnifies it.
exactly my thoughts. too bad the moderate helping of boobage she had got caught in the wreckage. **pours some liqour for the innocent fallen, “may they be reincarnated on smarter, cuter, flat chested chick in a bigger cup size for the past life they once lived”**
cheers! *chink*
Fifth!
lol i bet she has an epic brain injury now XD
she was being an idiot, idiot enough to put her foot off the board
so was the guy who pushed her off! Afro Thunder FTW
Losersabovelosersbelow, are you the cunt that ate asphalt? LOL stupid ass twat. Natural selection at its finest!
And grab the other dude’s arm. If you’re going to do stupid stuff like this, give the girls the camera and the car, not the board and the rope.
NO NOT THE CAR TOO!!! What else you want her to fuck up, it would be bad enuff that she is already holding the camera, you know a chick like this cant multitask like that
haha
@Dyquen sexist win!
Just thinning the herd of one more idiot!
WILL SHE LOOK MORE BEAUTIFUL NOW????
Everyone here that takes pleasure in seeing another human get seriously hurt deserves to be on the thinning the herd list. The world needs less 13yo basement dwellers. Everyone heartless soulless individual here needs to grow up. Then again I really shouldn’t expect that much from a group of mindless teenage sheeple losers. I doubt a single person here has the mental capacity to tie their own shoes with out Mommy’s help. Let’s take a poll, how many of you are or ever have been in therapy???
you defend the retards, you are a fail person
I graduated college!
What?! You want to thin 13yo’s but you defend asphalt eaters! Wow! bolshevism on the ris4e again!
stupid douchebag gtfo if u dont like it fag!
I’ve been in therapy for years. Took a long time to get over your mother. We grew apart because of her addiction to black cock. Tis better to have loved and lost eh…
Ok! So if we believe that this poor teenager is stupid to be pulled behind a car then we need therapy? Oh, we are losers too? I guess I should sit back and reflect on my life. How could I be so foolish? What is wrong with me? Oh, I need to grow up that will fix everything. Perhaps I just need some insults from a wise person on the internet. Why thank you, I feel so much better now. Now I will cry for this poor missunderstood girl, not for her physical pain but for the heartache of being mocked by such a “heartless souless” sheeple as myself. By the way how can YOU be so heartless and souless as to wish 13 YO “basement dwellers” to be thinned? Maybe its time for YOU to check yourself. But we are all just a group of mindless teenage sheeple losers, not a mental giant like you. Oh and check HELL NO!!! for your poll on therapy. Please! this is a stupid internet site dedicated to stupid things stupid people do. Thats it! if you want intellectual banter why don’t you go to a Mensa website and leave the laughs to us sheeples. Go away!
And for that she deserves to be called a whore or a cunt or a bitch? No one here has ever made a stupid mistake before? Laughing is one thing, adding unnecessary insults to injury is entirely uncalled for. So Failboy, what you’re trying to say is that you condone such antics? That this is the society you wish to belong to? This is the type of person you wish to be and the people you wish to associate with? Sad…very sad and incredibly disturbing.
People who get offended by internet message boards should just read books. Are you REALLY that shocked that people used the words “cunt or bitch” on this site? Is this your first visit to the internet? If so you might as well stick to sites like Disney or Toys r Us or PBS because pretty much every other website will consist of somebody calling somebody else a cunt almost everyday.
So please explain to me how her fail makes her a whore or a cunt? It might make her an idiot or a dumbass but a whore? Really I don’t see how one has to do with the other. So please enlighten me. Making fun of someone is to be expected but saying things simply to be hurtful? That’s behavior you find acceptable?
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It’s funny though that everyone here seems to think it’s acceptable to call other people names, wish them pain and death but should the same be said to them or about them they immediately find the idea unacceptable. If you can’t take don’t dish it out.
Says the person named “LOSERSaboveLOSERSbelow” you Fail.
Daniel, is that you? buddy where you been we all here on EF really missed your pointless defending of people that do stupid or fail at stupid shit. Dude if i did something stupid and yeah if i got hurt doing it Yet it was hilarious as fuck i would upload it here for all me fellow fail laughers to chuckle at. I know i would get a hell of a ribbing but its why people purposefully host a roast of themselves or put their stupid shit on youtube. and when we honestly think something isnt really funny we say so, if the person looked like they fucked up in a tiny fraction but held composure we applaud them call it WIN.
Activate that funny bone of yours, matter of fact locate it first by watching a cartoon or two and some standups, and enjoy life and the fails happening around you it makes things a little less miserable, and might be the answer as to why you havent gotten any poon yet.
Never heard of Daniel sorry.
Loserthingyguy or whatsoever is you’re name, you are just an stupid annoying troll who doesnt gets enough attention from people in real life, so you seek it on the internet. Well sir, Just get a life and stop trolling, cusz this is an fail site, where people laugh en make fun of them en call them names
Losersabovelosersbelow if youre going to be an idiot troll gtfo epic fail. You need to be a cool troll like me if you want to be here
Losersabovelosersbelow, you’re the type that laughs at Ziggy and Cathy, aren’t you? And Family Circus is just downright a hoot?
DDB, you fuck there is no such thing as a “cool troll.” You’re pond scum, dog shit, fucking garbage. The lowest of the low, unworthy of attention. And yet so desperate for it.
Its funny your arguing with 13yo’s, that shows the maturity of you. YOU FAIL
Speaking of calling people names how about your calling the fine people of this website sheeple or 13 YO basement dwellers who should be thinned. How sad it is that you fail…but then again this is an epic fail site .. to see that you are doing just what you are preaching against.
Just because I visit this site doesn’t mean I condone the activity or want to form a society with the people as you think. For the most part the comments made are as stupid as the fail people featured in the pictures and videos. But unlike you we can all except them for what they are stupid. But in this forum they are what they are. Perhaps you desire deeper, nicer banter. I would suggest you go to a site that is not dedicated to making fun of what people do. Just by the nature of calling it Epic fail even a person with limited intelligence should know what to expect. Even a sheeple. I would suggest you go to another site for fun exchange of happy ideas and thoughts. Epic fail is for making fun of a-holes. Right now it appears that the A-hole of the hour is YOU! Enjoy.
Hard to believe that happened with all the safety precautions they were taking.
comment win
Hah! She fell off! And that is why it is funny!
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PEDOBEAR DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR ATTEMPTS AT BEING A SAGE.
guess who’s back,
back agin,
Pedobear is back,
dissaproving trolls
Damn i love u V and ur Pedobear<3
That’s still a fake V.
dammit chaotic, is pedobear still serving a 6-10 or something?
Dunno how long he’s gonna be locked up, but this is for you V.
*cracks open a 40, pours it out on the ground*
PEDOBEAR WIN.
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PEDOBEAR DOES NOT APPROVE OF LOSERSABOVELOSERSBELOW’S ATTEMPTS AT BEING A SAGE
Neither does DildoDoucheBag. If you’re going to be an idiot that goes on epic fail just to defend peoples stupidity, go kill yourself.
DDB, V actually makes funny comments. You just regurgitate retardedness. So STFU.
PEDOBEAR WIN #2.
That must be Dyquen HBP and Chaotic Theory.
Why are you picking on your only friends? We know you don’t have any in the real world, no not that god awful MTV show, but you’re gonna ruin your friendships if you’re not careful Sheman.
Sorry Chaotic Theory i wont pick on you again…. So can we get back to butthole sex?
CT, he’s just jealous and trying to get the big guns on here all riled up. You see, his mom took away his fuck stick. That dildo on a pole he uses to fuck himself…
Noone on here is his friend, cuz if we were then this would be a horrible dream and it would be possible for people to go to prison for having dreams of using some of jigsaws methods and applying them to DDB, i personally like the slow death that the pit of syringes would bring him.
if only that car behind her was traveling at a much greater speed
fss kill those punks
look at his hair o.o
Thats why girls should not do that
instead she should be tripping and landing head first on a big dick.
they should not also be allowed to vote.
best head plant I have ever seen, thats is a serious bump LOL
agree
she will be handicap and we will pay for her
Look guys! No hands!
- Damn girl, no teeths!
Hahaha! Now to the above back and forth of bs. Why so defensive unless you are the “whore” that eat shit? Does someone calling someone else a name on the internet that catastrophic that we have to cry about it? I don’t know about the rest of the world but I have had my fair share of ugly verbal abuse. Guess what the world still goes on. You never got an std or a black eye from someone calling you a name did you? Obviously you didn’t die or contract a disease. So shut the fuck up and go on. If it offends you then DON’T READ IT!!! If it offends you TURN IT THE FUCK OFF! and unlike you and the others I will not worry about coming back and reading your futile remarks so feel free to blast away, but as you do keep in mind that it will have about the same effect as spitting in the ocean.
she probably died… there was a car behind them O_O
You should have stayed in the kitchen bitch!
hopefully the car behind her was a hearse.
He totally shoved her!
Disco Stu WIN!
the best was the slo-mo voices at the ending XDDD
Afroginger totally fucked her on that one. The only fail i see is the afro on that guy. her falling is just shit luck.
Not so pretty now…
Wasn’t great to start with either…
too bad–she looked cute
but risk takers like that are usually infected with STDs
the Afro=huge WIN
What a dumb bitch, this is why we should have never allowed women’s rights. They have a lack of mental development, in turn putting all drivers in danger of getting their car STD along with that filthy vagina