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By jason in People Fail on May 13, 2010
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37 Comments : trollzone

  1. SDee posted on May 13, 2010 at 1:06 am

    Oh I adore the sheer and utter stupidity….awesome.

    Reply
    • TurdFurgy posted on May 18, 2010 at 2:16 am

      the real fail is you and the rest of the people who think that this is a fail. look closely, you would have to pick the whole thing up to get the rope over the pole

    • Ruff Ryder R6 posted on June 16, 2010 at 3:08 am

      Do you know how light that thing is? Plus look at the slack, just lift the front wheel. It’s also a damn fail because you need a key to start it. Good job callin everyone out. Welcome to failing

    • Skeeterg posted on August 5, 2010 at 4:36 pm

      Fail to all of you! The cable is in the spoke. You can’t drive down the street with it in the wheel!

    • King Checkmate XIII of Chess Land posted on February 22, 2011 at 5:27 pm

      Fail to Skeeterg. You can cut the rope with a knife.

    • derp posted on December 1, 2011 at 11:15 pm

      fail to checkmate, it isn’t rope

    • ¿ posted on April 8, 2013 at 7:11 pm

      but how would you drive it, with the lock around the tire?

  2. hongkong phooey posted on May 13, 2010 at 2:11 am

    Oh! dear oh! dear what a numbnuts.

    Reply
  3. JaySen posted on May 13, 2010 at 2:27 am

    wow i’ve done that before…..i just realized….

    Reply
    • Jesus Christ posted on May 13, 2010 at 4:07 am

      and so did we…I mean we done your momma

    • DildoDoucheBag posted on May 14, 2010 at 1:35 am

      Ive been doing your mom biotch. Now that you know what are you going to do about it?

  4. Epic Wiseguy posted on May 13, 2010 at 4:18 am

    Crooks are lazy fuckers… that’ll pretty much do it. ;-)

    Reply
  5. maximus posted on May 13, 2010 at 5:21 am

    it be funnier if it was a smart car tied up like that.

    Reply
  6. JessicaM posted on May 13, 2010 at 10:09 am

    Why the fuck would you put NOs on a damn scooter

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    • Bud posted on May 13, 2010 at 11:42 am

      Oh, I don’t know… maybe… to TRAVEL THROUGH TIME, stupid? /rolleyes

    • Glen posted on May 13, 2010 at 2:23 pm

      not sure what you mean, unless you’re mistaking the muffler for a NOs bottle?

  7. btk posted on May 13, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    How is that a fail? that’s a chain lock which is steel someone would either have to pick that up which probably weights 200lb or cut it.. people who would even consider stealing a scooter in my book are a fail.

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  8. Pacific Mole posted on May 13, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    Clearly a Security WIN.

    No-one’s gonna steal that blue pole when they’d have to take that dreadful scooter too.

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    • poop posted on May 15, 2010 at 8:19 am

      that’s right- except for that one Chinese delivery guy…

    • theoriginallala posted on July 2, 2011 at 2:00 am

      omment win, mole.

  9. Mark-e-Mark posted on May 14, 2010 at 12:32 am

    I suppose if the scooter’s heavy enough then that might actually work. That said I’ve ridden scooters and I doubt that it’s heavy enough.

    Reply
  10. DildoDoucheBag posted on May 14, 2010 at 1:35 am

    Typical Mac OS user..

    Reply
    • My Aunts Place posted on May 15, 2010 at 1:34 am

      Typical PC user…

    • kirasao posted on July 31, 2010 at 8:28 am

      At least it’s still ok to be a PCP user…

  11. agreer posted on May 14, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    Is it fail because of the lock or because there is nothing on top blocking it? I would think that it would be easier to cut it than to lift it. It would probably be less work and a little less suspicious.

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  12. Fuckers posted on June 14, 2010 at 10:03 pm

    It’s so easy to pick up that scooter.. and take it up. it not heavy… for a man.. You never drive a motorbike and have to move up for jumping? the front wheel is the lightest part of it.

    Reply
  13. hubby69 posted on July 3, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    This is the kind of person that locks his car doors with the windows left open.

    Reply
  14. orange juice posted on July 22, 2010 at 7:18 pm

    REDNECK ALERT!!!! i think, they didnt about security for there scooter… i could slide that bike chain right of that pole..LMAO that sounded dirty

    Reply
  15. Pancakes posted on July 23, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    Ok, even IF you could get the rope off the pole (I think you’d need help because you can’t life the scooter AND the rope), you’d still have to drive off with the rope still attached to the wheel. I’d think the rope would get caught on the mud flaps or something.

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    • kirasao posted on July 31, 2010 at 8:26 am

      Mud flaps?

  16. Pancakes posted on July 23, 2010 at 10:20 pm

    life = lift

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  17. kirasao posted on July 31, 2010 at 8:27 am

    Who the hell would wanna steal that Faggio anyway?

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    • 冬 posted on August 25, 2010 at 8:31 pm

      Exactly! This is a fail not because of the way the scooter was locked, but because the owner felt the need to lock it in the first place.

  18. dashe posted on January 10, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    its a scoter u could lift it up over ur head and walk away with it and ITS A FUCKING SCOOTER so their is ur fail

    Reply
  19. french posted on November 28, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    what they probably don’t know is that u can lock the handlebars as well. would make it way harder to steer, but, u can carry it, only weighs about 150 lbs, or just roll it. (lift the front wheel off the ground and rotate it to get the cable back on top every once in a while)

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  20. D posted on April 8, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    To anyone contemplating stealing this scooter, your focus should be more on the fact that you dont have a key rather then how to remove the chain from around the pole without raising suspicion. Oh and if you really feel the need to boost a scooter then you are obviously no smarter then the owner who felt the need to chain it to the pole.

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  21. Suzuki GSXR posted on July 9, 2012 at 5:38 am

    All right real talk if your a cute chick it’s cool for you to sport a scooter if your a dude your pretty gay/lame as hell, But anyways it’s called bolt cutter’s for cable and break ignition switch dumbasses….But don’t be a lame ass thief it’s not cool.

    Reply

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