Sexy Photo Fail

Posted on May 14th, 2010


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    1. lol says:

      anyone order a flame grilled whopper

      • Epic Wiseguy says:

        Oh god. Another Fat black woman who thinks she looks hot, this is getting old. What the hell is wrong with these bitches, I guess giving up & saying “fuck it” is the new cool. Good luck with that. Try some self control dumbasses.

      • Hrafnhildur says:

        wow, they cant have a little fat on their body’s then their fat :o !! BASTARDS!!!
        FUCK YOU!
        FUCK YOU ALL!!

      • Hailey says:

        @Hrafnhildur
        I think that’s more than just “a little fat”
        I’m no skinny minnie, and that woman probably has more than 2 of me on her.

      • jusplainwrong says:

        wow who gave this killer whale a camera she should be shot

      • Luv u says:

        btw its nice that u can c that lovely toilet in the mirror

      • jesus says:

        @Hrafnhildur Do you have some fucking eye problem?!

      • billy weazel says:

        omg a little fat?her gunt is hangin out!!!!

      • brandon6 says:

        @epic wiseguy what about another black woman yes she looks horrible but dez fat white bitches do to

    2. ImFirst says:

      My name says it all

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        You must be a Mac OS user…http://www.themacuser.org/

      • TaMereEnShort says:

        you not even first… you fail bad !

      • ImFirst says:

        I was in school on a really slow PC DAMN!

      • ihate says:

        DDB wtf is your problem with mac os user
        we dont have virus! : D

      • PornStar Marc says:

        Ya, no viruses cause what does a hacker gain by stealing your shitty junior art project? Mac blows, fucktards who like to pay too much and are too stupid buy into the marketing that is Mac.

      • bethanyInWonderland says:

        Why are you insulting Mac’s DDB? Oh it’s because you can’t afford one .

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        I’m insulting Apples crappy hardware and their greedy ambitions. It’s a fail company that created a good operating system that they don’t want to share. I’m not paying $1200 for a mac when i could just buy a dell laptop for $600 and hack it so it works with Mac OS X. Plus with a Mac you can’t even exchange battery or add more ram when you can do all that with a Dell. Only a rich cock sucking ignorant idiot would buy apples crappy hardware.

      • Happy Camper says:

        Dude, you really need to know more about Mac before you speak. I don’t have a Mac or want one. But your facts are all wrong.

      • OMFG says:

        ur first? is that what u sed 2 yo mamma last night in bed??

    3. assfuckingwomandrivivingmissdaisy says:

      Whoa…

    4. assfuckingwomandrivingmissdaisy says:

      Fail.

    5. Dyquen says:

      NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHAT THE FUCK FATTY!! and no im not jealous nor do i want her. i just want her to Get The Fuck Out.

      • Dirty Sanchez The Butt Pirate says:

        What in the bloodeh’ hell was she doin’ in yer house in the first place mate?

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        Dyquen has a fetish for fat black chicks and thats the truth

      • StailkinUrMom1 says:

        why d’ya even let her in, in the first place?!

      • Dyquen says:

        I dunno i click on this fail and the bitch appeared behind me asking me to let her suck my dick. If anyone asks i was at church when the bitch got shot in the skull.

    6. hayley says:

      HOW does this person think there hot??!?!?!? im not jello just saying and thinking WHHAATTT THHEEE FUUUCCCKKK!!!!

    7. Dirty Sanchez The Butt Pirate says:

      *Sigh* It seems no matter how many whales i hunted, another one apears. Me ole pirate soul is getting sick of these creatures… Oh well, they be worth a dubloon or two. Crew, get ye harpoons, we got work tah do.

    8. maximus says:

      jello..jello..jello…hello..oops i mean jello..

    9. xtrememayhem says:

      i bet she took this right after she left a big steamer there in that toilet in the background

      • xtrememayhem says:

        perhaps maybe she felt 10-20 pounds lighter so she snapped the pic

      • Smork and Smindy says:

        Nope. She can’t have visited that toilet recently. It’s still standing…

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        Hahahaha i found her lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24

      • Baris says:

        I never made any racist comments on anywhere, but after I’ve seen that video I can’t fight back this outburst any longer: THAT FAT AMERICAN NIGGER NEEDS TO BE STUCK IN THE TOILET SO THAT I CAN PISS AND SHIT ON HER AND SEE HOW SHE ENJOYS AND I GET DISGUSTED. THEN I WILL KILL HER WITH FIRE. THEN I WILL COMMIT SUICIDE, ‘CAUSE I CAN’T REVERT MY FUCKING MEMORY. WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS LIVE? WHY? WHY? DIVINE JUSTICE? FUCK IT. PUT SOME SENSE IN THOSE FUCKING BRAINS, YOU HIGH.

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        Baris win!!!! lol

      • The Dictionary says:

        God, it’s like everyday i have to flag a moron for racism so, im gonna make this short and simple for baris.
        Nigger= Ignorant
        Ignorant =Not knowing
        not knowing that she realizes that shes a fat black dumbass? Thats where you fail. And this is where you should go execute your self right now..

      • jusplainwrong says:

        wow Baris it says submit comment not vent save that shit for your myspace blog

      • bob says:

        baris fails like hell, dude the best thing you can do for the world right now is fall off a cliff. and if you dont got the balls, ill gladly push you. and wats with the american hate-ing part i bet your european right. fucking stuck up european assholes. cant win a war with a tiny country like germany so we gotta go kik their arses for you. so stop whining

      • Baris says:

        I won’t give the slightest of the fuck if someone flags me as a racist.
        Bob, please do push me off the cliff, ’cause I can’t fucking revert my fucking memory.
        And you Americans shouldn’t forget that you don’t know any other country other than USA.

    10. SpaceWhale says:

      Oh man toilets in the mirror behind a fat chick is just so sexy

    11. Selena Big Tits says:

      got to love these fat niggers

      • hatchet says:

        any body wanna text me shit know one texts me anymore text me some funny shit text at 918 971 8934

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        Hatchet, I just signed you up for many subscription services like daily horoscopes, ringtones and daily jokes. If it’s not your number, then you & me both just screwed someone else.

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        Just need you to confirm the texts and your subscriptions will begin… Come on, do it!

      • amanda says:

        epil fail at chaotic.. you obviously have to do more than sign him up he had to agree.. douche

      • The Dictionary says:

        Fail Amanda, the confirmation text IS the agreement for many sites. Now go back to what ever hole you crawled out of

    12. StailkinUrMom1 says:

      DildoDoucheBag ur awesmazing! how d’ya squidbelly?

    13. Senny says:

      It’s times like these that make me want to go stright. -.-!

    14. DildoDoucheBag says:

      hmmmmm this must be a impregnated female gorilla. These species here reproduce in mass since they have more space inside. Interesting… i never thought id see one of these in my life, i guess they’re spreading pretty fast.

    15. DildoDoucheBag says:

      Reason #112342445232 why Negroes need to go back to the jungle.

    16. Cutie says:

      I hope that’s her good side. I’m scared of the dark side of that pic

    17. hatchet says:

      what the fuck is that shit did king kong drop his shit off at yo house or did you forget to flush sevrel hundred times cuz mr. hanky needs to go wieght watchers hahahaha

    18. PP_Punch says:

      Does her monkey lip naturally hang down like that?

    19. ihate says:

      niggers go back to the jungle!

    20. klaus says:

      fat people suck! send ‘em to KZ!

    21. jack haslam says:

      where does she keep the flour at

    22. Kaykay says:

      eww, the toilet seat is up. you guys are sooo fuckin’ racist. grow up, so what if she’s fat.

    23. adolfhither says:

      Heck yea, it’s Precious! — Hot Negro Flabbies, Just Hot!

    24. Jesus Christ says:

      I’d hit that….with a spade

    25. wagon says:

      i’d do her

    26. Mark-e-Mark says:

      Fat people have sex too, get over it.

    27. Norticle-Nonsense says:

      Please tell me that that’s a reflection in a mirror of the toilet…. Not a doorway!?! If that’s the case, then DAMN she’s huge!!!

    28. hubby69 says:

      Geeeee I hope she has a great personality and a ton of money !

    29. Peter J. says:

      hum…belly :D <3

    30. Oops says:

      oh jesus christ and here i thought you loved everyone :’) i think because of that comment ima convert to christianity :)

    31. bulldog54345 says:

      maybe she thats her thin side

    32. black4 says:

      at least clean the mirror first well no the bathroom.

    33. bullfeces says:

      i like how the toilet is in the mirror and covered with clothes. way sexy fail.

    34. diamondsmiles says:

      White bra straps are so ghetto! They should not show at all.

    35. Malzziy says:

      Ok I can tell what she fail on if she would of stick in her tounch,Take the galsses off and let the hair down she would look sexy as fuck.


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