Rihanna Moonwalk Fail

Posted on May 15th, 2010


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    1. arjan says:

      first

    2. ImFirst says:

      Oh my gowdddddddd… Wa tah fak is this, more like stupidamericannigga walk!

      • maximus says:

        kill yourself please you waste of human flesh.

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        Reason #1213212 Rihafag should get beaten up and thrown into a jungle in africa

      • CeeFireflyy says:

        It’s funny how all of you POOR WHITE TRASH HILL-BILLIES have a mother fucking thing to say online b/c you’re at home and safe, but i bet you wouldn’t say it aloud! kill yourselves! u wish u were in rihanna’s place….you worthless piece of shits!

      • yaget says:

        Over-reaction FAIL!

      • CalciumBirdy says:

        CeeFireflyy…you say that, but aren’t you safe at home right now when you wrote that? FAIL!

      • Says Me says:

        No CeeFireflyy , I don’t wish I was in Rihanna place, but I would like her pussy on my face.

      • ShoopdaWheep!? says:

        Actually Rihanna is from Barbados, she’s not American.

        You’d think the accent would give it away but some people are just too dumb to live.

      • kerrr says:

        An Intelligence Win by ShoopaWheep!? ^.^
        By the way she isnt a american or a “nigga”
        The word “nigga” is from the word “Nigeria”
        she would have to be from Nigeria to be a “nigga”
        not barbados -.-
        You may also what to buy a dictionary too…

      • The Dictionary says:

        kerr, your failure hurts me, nigga doesn’t fuckign mean from nigeria. It means black and it derives from the word Nigger. The word nigga is used openly amoungst black people ni MULTIPLE different ways. Nigerian’s = people from nigeria. Now please unplug your computer.

      • Research says:

        +1 Dictionary.

      • Kiwi says:

        And for your info in the dictionary Nigger means unlearned or unintelligent. Not about a persons race you dummy…ugh

      • regbrigirw says:

        ummm no. nigger came from the term negro which means black. stupid asses.

      • blehh says:

        Hahaha wow the stupidity in this comment thread is astounding! except for regbrigirw, you are ALL wrong! Lets just sum it all up: Rihanna failed, she isn’t an “american nigga”, and both white and black people can lack extreme amounts of intelligence.

      • RntIAmahhzinng says:

        Rihanna Isz Barbadiann,,, Not American,, Tense Herr Accent!! TeeHee

      • Literate says:

        I want to see every person above me moonwalk in spike heels ;)

      • tranCe says:

        Micheal jackson was a american nigga…

    3. Sabré says:

      what a looser :D

    4. maximus says:

      rihanna is just pure hotness. moonwalk fail or not.

    5. Chaotic Theory says:

      I’d be tapping her harder than chris brown’s fist

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        CT you’ll just end up with a mysterious std so don’t even try.

      • Dyquen says:

        Im with you Chaotic, make sure to leave a permanent mark and sign it “dyquen was here”

      • Weedbop09 says:

        dude, DDB, you’re a fucking cock knocker. get a life besides commenting on EF.com you sleazy racist dick purse. pull the tire iron out of your ass and kill yourself with it.

      • Delano says:

        Weedbop09 lol you just contrdicted yourself bc you commented, fail

    6. james says:

      did michael jackson anal her?

    7. PornStar Marc says:

      The fact that someone had to go to see her “perform” is the fail here.

    8. hitler says:

      i’d take her for a moonwalk on my cawk (or more of a moonride actually)

    9. Nagger says:

      She needs another ass beating again for doing this…

    10. Cutie says:

      So wrong… She looks happy that she think she’s pulling it off, its sad actually

    11. AiMLEzZz says:

      Pathetic…

    12. Kaykay says:

      damn, that’s fucked up.

    13. _jaded_ says:

      she walked like a toddler.

    14. Alpine says:

      chanta cojonuda de mierda

    15. fly poster says:

      She looks like a velociraptor.

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        Have you ever played Monster Hunter? She actually looks like a Velocyprey from the game lol

      • Cutie says:

        Go back to your basement you damn retard. douchebag really lives up to his idiotic name.

    16. cutiko says:

      lame

    17. Dyquen says:

      She might suck at it but I WOULD STILL KNOCK THE HELL OUTTA THAT WOMB

    18. jack haslam says:

      look at me i can walk backwards duh what a tard

    19. Kryzkontrol says:

      Kill u self Rihanna.. or I must call Chris Brown?

    20. Baris says:

      MJ must be turning over and over in his grave.

    21. Stan says:

      Rihanna fails in general.

    22. Cunnie says:

      OMFG,
      poor MJ.
      At lease Chris Brown do it way better.
      Totally agree with Stan, she fails!.

    23. TALES (Theorys And Lies w/Epic Sounds) says:

      This is the dumbest thing that i ever seen!. I’m not a Fan of Rihanna but, i bet that you can’t do the “MoonWalk” Either!.. But, whatever, it’s just my comment! =D. Have a Good Day!

    24. Kuklix says:

      mmmm… what a surprise… A nigger shit doing stupid things…

      • The Dictionary says:

        Only nigger here is you. She’s barbadia, and has nothing to do with being black because, last i checked being an islander and a black person was 2 different thnigs on some papers. Fail for living in the gay communities of the KKK

      • Kiwi says:

        So that makes u feel good knowing that u called her that? U dummy!!! As people has pointed out she is from Barbados.

    25. whaddup says:

      you try moon walking in those heels :| leave her aloneeee

      • Edwardwong says:

        Moonwalking is simple. If you ACTUALLY SPREAD YOUR STEP you can do it with heels. In fact, because of the torque involved, it’s easier with heels. T/I=A, and since T = r [radius of circular motion] x F [force inputted], the greater the r [HEELS YOU INSIPID FUCKTARD] the greater the overall accelleration. The weight of the shoes compared to other shoes would not change the inertia modifyer enough to make it more difficult.

        Also, fuck you. She uses autotune.

    26. Rudy says:

      never liked her, she’s waay overrated and besides she just looks strange.

    27. radioclit says:

      that’s no moonwalk, that’s just walking backwards

    28. neofail says:

      WANNABENEILARMSTRONGWALK

    29. ggallin says:

      I bet her vagina smells like chitlins

    30. packito says:

      the biggest fail is that the crowd thought it was awesome :)

    31. theSolace says:

      lmfsao what the hell was that? Pahahahahahahah *choking on laughter*

    32. Epidemia says:

      Losers I’m thirty FIRST.

    33. Malzziy says:

      why why would u do dat 2 urself smh i c hey chris punch u now lolss

    34. AkatsukiiDemon says:

      now u see why chris brown did what he did lol

    35. Hiiiii says:

      SHE IS AN EPIC FAIL AT LIFE [:

    36. Lilo says:

      Her moonwalk is as great as her lipsyncing.

    37. MJ says:

      on one hand there is professional entertainment, then, well, on the other hand there is this shit.

    38. Gerry says:

      How does anyone moonwalk in high heels?

    39. kijarochja says:

      please stop the music!! you know michael jackson (dead or alive) would whup her ass for disrespecting his moonwalk like that. he’s gonna haunt her forever!!!

    40. RntIAmahhzinng says:

      HaHa, EvryOne’s Hating- Stop Being A Weenie And Take It To Her Blog! :) TeeHee :)

    41. lorerercn says:

      what the hell? trying to imit the master, pfff,

      “Number one? You’re not even # 2″ frank Zappa

    42. gappydave says:

      last

    43. Butch says:

      No, I’m last.

    44. E Pix says:

      She shouldn’t have done that., But I’d still babydaddy that. No marriage just a kid or two. Swag.


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