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Well there will be no kids in his future.
After hearing that little bitch scream & crying, I doubt he had much of a chance to begin with.
wtf carella?? I seriously doubt that you would have simply stood in silence after having ur balls smashed like that (the collision even broke the skateboard in half). So don’t call him a “little bitch” u pathetic online “thug” gangster wannabe.
yeah WTF Carella. asshole
I agree
Look up Frank Bunce – Torn Scrotum on google. He’s a New Zealand rugby player from back in the day who had his nut sack ripped open during a game and kept on playing.
If you are stupid enough to try that, don’t cry like a little bitch.
I can also assure you that if you truly get hit square in the balls, you are not getting up and running around. You are down on the ground and not getting up.
flawless balless
Eric and Carella, you both are the biggest online retads, I’ve ever seen! serious there is no differnce between saying sh.t or yelling what ever noise out lound, That would have hurt like hell. Let me Kick you both in the balls and lets see how you react? loosers!!
LOL! Getting called “looser” by someone too dumb to spell “loser”.
i agreee with online loosers =]
hahaha! omg… yes.
he broke the board on his nuts.
hard nuts, break hard boards LOL
Yargghhhh!!! I think I lost the ability to have kids just watching that.
Mesaa thinksaa vebby funny! “ARGGHH! Im bleeding outta my balls dude!”
whoah – that’s heavy!
He actually landed it and the board broke. Then the broken edge of the skateboard stabbed him in the balls! SkateBOARD fail!
Well it was still SKATER fail for the way he acted afterward.
SKATER FAIL? well haha – lets see you as a young dude who gets his SCROTUM RIPPED OPEN?! haha, yeah i’m sure you would be laughing. SKATER WIN for attempting the stairs, would have rolled away if the board didn’t brake too.
Filmed and skated that spot a few weeks before 9/11 too. tough luch, split the sack. at least he wasn’t sitting at home on the x-box, eh?
Zero, a skater win would be if he lands the jump, not if he shoves a skateboard up his ass. But you consider having things shoved up your ass a win.
Doing the jump was impressive. I sure as shit couldn’t do that…even when I used to skate. If you read my first comment V you would see I said SKATEBOARD FAIL. The jump was a win and the landing was win but the board broke. Now I don’t know how I would react if my balls got stabbed by a broken skateboard flying through the air but I wouldn’t be such a huge bitch about it. Then again, when I was 12….
at no point chaotic cock, did i say this was a win. learn to read, or just learn?
“SKATER WIN for attempting the stairs, would have rolled away if the board didn’t brake too.” -V
“at no point chaotic cock, did i say this was a win. learn to read, or just learn?” -V
LOL AT YOU!
Damn zero, you even caps locked it, what a fuckin douche. So zero, who needs to learn to read or just learn now?
STILL NO SENSE AND MORE RAMPANT DELUSIONAL BLURB FROM THE CHAOTIC COCK THEORY, OR JUST SIMPLY ‘COCK’ TO HIS FRIEND/PORNO COLLECTION.
either way, thet kid is pretty brave – taking on such a trial
BTW: In Soviet Russia trial takes YOU!!!
Sorry V I shouldn’t have called you out. I had no idea you are actually mentally retarded. I feel bad now.
ahahahahaha i wouldnt want to have such fucked up friendships, no one did anything when they saw him screaming like crazy lol, everyone was like just staring at him…retards haha
they scream everytime… and then after a few seconds its over. but this boy… holy crap!
i hope he will be a lucky womon in future! damn!
nobody tougth it was serious untill he realized he was bleeding
One guy whips out his phone so fast when he says he is bleeding.
Haha you can see one of the guys grab his balls out of sympathy pain.
This is a prime example of evolution at work. Reckless tendencies is counterproductive to the survival of the species. He cuts his nuts open doing something stupid and now he can’t dilute the gene pool. Darwin would be proud…
Brilliant!
adaptative concept well aplied, would improve you argument, however, still funny
You’re not talking about Mr. Charles Darwin right? The Man who married his own cousin?
yeah right – darwin was a cock, out-and-out cock.
Skater fail for doing something stupid.
Skater win for landing it
Skater fail for breaking his bloody board
Board fail for breaking and nailing him in the nuts
Skater win can’t get a girl pregnant
you forgot friends fail
his friends just sat there exept one, but he only got up and took out his cell phone after the skater said “my fucking balls are bleeding!!!”
Hillarious how every jus sits there and watches while he screams untill he bleeds out hills balls
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALMFAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLMGDAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drdeep you fucking ignorant FAGGOT! Next time try to shorten your “LOL” phrases. You are ruining my fucking page resolution, you punk ass!
HOLY F****** S***!!!!!!!!
THATS SICK MAN!!!!!!!! wonder what happened to him??? O_o!!!!!!!!
On the slow-mo it sounds as if a sniper shot the skateboard out from under him.
holy shit it does, thats fekken awesome
i no thats freakin awesume!!!!
LOL thank god he wont be able to reproduce idiots like this should not be allowed to reproduce anyway
uhh, that had to hurt!
wooooow that is the most painfull skateboard accident I have ever seen
Thats why i choose to walk down stairs
Comment win! lol
lol….agree..
so young… and so sterile…
well kid srry to bust your balls, oops its to late, well anyways u fail at scateboarding
stupid asshole
only in america!
Dude only in this stupid world!
@ihate; seriously? Ass Clowns are not restricted to the US dumbass. Where there are human beings…there will be EPIC FAILS! America Bashing FAIL!
now I know what chunk from the Goonies would have been like without the childhood obesity
Saw something like this on a show awhile back called scarred. One of the dude’s balls came out his nutsack. Even if this kid was stupid i wouldnt wish for a deballing like this on anyone. OUCH
Walk it off, dude. Walk it off.
balls balls balls balls of steel, oh wait wrong guy
It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I’m all outta gum.
At long last, someone savvy with the camera, remain calm, keep on filming. Camera man win!
LMAO when he screamed ‘i’m bleeding’ the first guy jumps up and whips his phone out to start taking pictures…. lawl!
Not funny.It was rather painful to just watch the thing :S
the slow mo made it even more painfull to watch.
ha ha ha ha ha ha no kids for you little man you stupid fuck
he died in the hospital, ball cancer, but he got free weed for 2 weeks.
Score: board 1 – skater 0
Something like this happened to my brother when we were kids. He came out of a trick and got credit-carded and it just happened to get his sack and opened him up. It was not good.
Quick question: How is this kid an idiot because his board breaks as he lands an ollie? That’s like saying a driver is stupid when his brakes fail. He wasn’t stupid; he was just very unlucky. I’m sure if you guys saw someone ollie a thirteen-stair set and not have his board break, with no fault of his own, you wouldn’t call him stupid.
Have any of you stepped onto a skateboard before?
Not stepped on a skateboard, stamped on the middle of a few though.
why nobody is talking or moving when the kid got his balls chopped?
OOOPSSS!!! NO KIDS FOR YOU
Nowadays kids are stupid as shit. A friend of them just got the hardest pain he´ll probably ever have in his life, and they continue seat down like if nothing had happened. Who needs friends like these???
the kids had some balls for trying that….. Shame thats what it cost him…..
You’ve got the balls for doing something like this… wait… you don’t…
Now he can only be a godfather…. MUHAHAHAHAAA!!! XD
haha, i love it how his friends are just sittin there until he says “i’m bleedin” then they all jump up!
The best part of this hole thing is when he said owww my balls are bleeding, classic.
i guess he cant cum anymore D:
I hope ur balls are ok as I too have experienced this anguish
Buy this kid a t-shirt with “I am with stupid” on it, but with the arrow pointing down.
This is what happen to all girls when monthly period comes …
they crash their skateboards and cry about their balls? :C
doctor says “Nothing special, you are just growing up, it will happen once a month since now on.”
nobody flinched. complete delay of reactions
I like how the kid’s screaming bloody murder and everyone on the steps does absolutely nothing.
(crash) ohhhhhhh…ahhhhhhhh…fuck..owwwwwww..i think my balls…..im fuckin bleeding….IM FUCKING BLEEDING!!!….Im bleeding out my fucking balls dude..(wails)
i like how he tried to run from the pain
The kid got what he deserved. All skaters need to just die or grow out of it. I thoroughly enjoyed watching him writhe in pain like the retarded sack of useless shit that all skaters are.