Mineral Name Win

Posted on May 27th, 2010


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Link to wikipedia listing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite

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  • 33 Comments on “Mineral Name Win”

    1. jroc says:

      I already came tonight but i’m game for another

    2. Dyquen says:

      This is definitely a WIN for a name, but used as a pick up line will result in failure. The mineral will not have anyone cummingtonite unless she is a geologist and your the “coolest” one at the “Mineral and Rock Geological Convention”.

    3. vic says:

      I Laughed my ass off and I learned something new, WIN!

    4. ihate says:

      i wanna b first:(

    5. Chaotic Theory says:

      Perfect cleavage = cummingtonite

    6. lapantouflemagic says:

      tsss, my post got phased, you suck.

    7. Terrorist of elm street says:

      This is real?!?! WTF! Lmao this is great.

    8. Kaaskop says:

      Historic moment! This post is gonna usher in a whole new generation of nerdy t-shirts, pick-up lines and an eqally large number of rejections.

    9. gee says:

      could someone make this a WIN button? i dont want to hit the fail button..

    10. dicedpeas says:

      I want to rename my town Cummington so i can be a Cummingtonite.

      • Penis says:

        I guess thats how they came up with the name… it was discovered in Cummington, Massachusetts… read the article :D

    11. 2lolo says:

      AFTER READING THIS POST. I HAD A HARD ON ALL DAY…
      THANK YOU

    12. neofail says:

      a scientist discovered a brand new mineral and named it thewolrdsucksmydicktonite

    13. random pervert says:

      is it sad if i already knew of this minerals existence?????

    14. cutiko says:

      this is great next time a scientist discover anything I hope the name it on the same way

    15. Dman98 says:

      i bet the people of that town have no idea why everyone finds it funny

    16. me says:

      that’s what she said

    17. Jphn says:

      Firtst Post!

    18. Danielle says:

      :/

    19. ass face says:

      cummingsoon

    20. HallieBug says:

      THIS IS THE BEST WIN SO FAR “hysterical crying” I LOVE SCIENCE NOW OFFICALLY!!!! cummingtonite IS my HERO!

    21. NeAndresthal says:

      Who said scientist were boring people?

    22. Earl Joshua says:

      Cumming tonight!!! XDDD

    23. SilentGun says:

      Scientist one: cummingtonite?
      Scientist two: cummingtonite!
      Both: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      Scientist humor…

    24. Fred says:

      Never knew it was that complicated.

    25. skx says:

      not tonight, maybe tomorrow


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