Epic Crime Fail

Posted on May 28th, 2010


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    1. redneck says:

      FIRSTLOLOLO

    2. cutiko says:

      that guy is way over the line =/

    3. molly says:

      poor dog O.O

    4. say whaaat? says:

      the picture is spot on!

    5. Beans says:

      Doggy style!!!

    6. Chaotic Theory says:

      At least the dog didn’t bite off his wang doodle like that lil furry raccoon did to the other rapist.

    7. Krushal says:

      SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!!!!!

    8. Cutie says:

      i knew there was something wrong with Shaggy.

    9. neofail says:

      the dog was under 18

    10. Diced Peas says:

      Ruh-roh.

      My favorite lines from Scooby-Doo:

      Mary Jane: Hi I’m Mary Jane.
      Shaggy: Like, that is my favorite name.

    11. JoshuaComanSupportMovement says:

      his face is happy, he surely doesn’t regret it, it gave him energy for the rest of his life, so he can work harder and contribute to his country with a bigger tax, how’s that bad? sacrifice a dog for a nobler reason!

    12. jack haslam says:

      lol doggy style

    13. StitchFace says:

      Zoinks!!

    14. Zed says:

      Someway this looks to me like a total win win situation, 1-he got caught, win for the police, 2- he loves animals and he looks like shaggy,3 he got laid with an animal. >:-o

    15. M.U. says:

      Aren’t dogs supposed to defend your house from burglars instead of having sex with them?

    16. HeartbreakPrincess says:

      Wow…I wonder if he called the dog Scooby when he was doing it :S

    17. 2lolo says:

      IS HE A MUSLIM?? AS YOU KNOW SOME COUNTRY SEX WITH ANIMALS IS ALL RIGHT. OR HE JUST MIGHT BE A CATHOLIC WITH THE POPE BLESSING???

    18. Tauro says:

      Rottweilers, like all bitches,act like they don’t want it at first.But when you get their ass in the air they take it and end up begging for more.

    19. God says:

      hey he just wanted to give the dog a bone

    20. UglyLovely says:

      WTF, thought rotwellers were good guard dogs?

    21. V says:

      what the fucking fuck

    22. Bobmaster says:

      What would you do for a scooby snack?

    23. Dyquen says:

      Smoking such a joint you can talk to dogs? his defense could be that the Rottweiler she she’s been eye ballin’ him for a while and finally she told him to give it to her. SEE KIDS!! Lacing your weed with meth, and exstacy is a baaaaaaaaaaaad thing.

    24. fly poster says:

      It all becomes clear, the reason DDB has not been writing his brain-fart here for a while.

    25. CRAZY says:

      Had to be a white boy you know they love there animals

    26. Danielle says:

      THAT’S WRONG!

    27. sk8r says:

      animophile!

    28. Gallade says:

      Can’t believe it…the freaking Rule 34 is invading real life!

    29. kohndigs says:

      Dirk Nowitski anyone?

    30. M4ST3R CHI3F says:

      LOLOLOLOLOL HE R NOT 4 MLG!!!1!!
      MLG?//? I DISAGR33!!11!shift+1!!eleven!11!!!

    31. EPICFAILMASTER says:

      SCOOOBIE DOOBIE DOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      SXWD

    32. tohunga says:

      Doesnt this guy play forward for the Dallas Mavericks?

    33. insomniatric says:

      You’d think he’d be a little more cautious breaking into somebody’s garage that had a rottweiler in it.

    34. NeAndresthal says:

      CAN’T be a coincidence! Shaggy!! What have you done?!

    35. madness says:

      i always knew there was something going on between scooby and shaggy :P

    36. Fred says:

      For fifteen minutes of fame? He’ll wind up on reality show now, I guess.

    37. Marshall says:

      Geez, Shaggy , I would rather SHAGGED Daphne or Velma ,before I would have done Scooby .. W T F ?!?!

    38. Taryn says:

      Shaggy: almost..there….
      Scooby: SCOOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    39. Fred says:

      What’s that on his teeth? Is that a “Scooby” snack?

    40. already stole this name says:

      lol

    41. buck skynner says:

      Scooby “rut row”

    42. Christopher says:

      Oh WTF

    43. Drengi says:

      He did it with a Rottweiler! I’m not sure I should be impressed or sickened.

    44. SHeek says:

      It’s the rott’s fault for putting up with that shit.

    45. RebelKnightCSA says:

      He should be on Jersey Shore if he likes fucking bitches so much.

    46. Chan' says:

      The rott’ should’ve bit his dick off.

    47. Scaz says:

      Like WOW Scoob, I got a special Scooby Snack for you!


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