First Tattoo Fail

Posted on May 28th, 2010


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    1. crappy says:

      looks like the excorcist, hispanic edition.

    2. lol says:

      wtf is up with her. total fail.

    3. maximus says:

      wow. i dont even wanna know how she reacted to her first anal. Or worse her cherry bieng popped.

    4. SadsadDay says:

      If you’re going to complain that much just tell your friend what you want then either get shit faced or take some vicoden. Jeeze

    5. Krushal says:

      GOD DAMN!
      I Wonder If She Yells To Take A Shit

    6. Litten says:

      bitch wanted a tatto…i guess the guy ended up hating her…i know i would.

    7. neofail says:

      that mouth screams for something..

    8. Diced Peas says:

      1. Should have picked a less ambitious tattoo for your first time.
      2. This is why most people put themselves into an alcohol-induced semi-coma first.
      3. You are never gonna make it through childbirth. Sterilize yourself today!

      • lala77uk says:

        ????? getting a tattoo does not hurt that much
        and no good tattoest will give you one when your pissed

        and b4 any one say anything about my spelling i don’t give a dam

      • Hailey says:

        haha uhm lala the whole point of Diced’s comment was, a tattoo doesn’t hurt that much, yet she’s screaming bloody murder, so there are obviously a lot of other things she will DEFINITELY not be able to handle. And I’m sure plenty of tattoo artists give people tattoos while they’re shit faced, otherwise, when would all the stupid tattoos get done?!

      • my little blow me says:

        a tattoo doesn`t hurt that much, most of the pain is in your head…just except the needle and the little pain and put your mind on something else.

        And why the fuck is the tattooist not talking to her. when somebody is screaming and moving like that you can`t make straight lines.

        A good tattooist makes you feel comfortable and doesn`t give you a tattoo when you had alcohol because the blood is thin and tattooing will be a bloodbath.

        There is lots of shit going on around tattoos, but there are a lot professional tattooist that give a damn about you.

      • cc says:

        tattoos do not hurt dat much i get my 1st 1 at 18 and not even 1 tear came frm my eye hahahahahahaha shes just a punk or a drama mama

      • Curtsan says:

        Tattoos dont hurt at all. All you do is remove the wet paper towel, and peel the paper and THERE U GO! A beautiful butterfly for you.

      • Lilii x says:

        No curtsan, yew have to get the Unicorn one! ;)

    9. Marcelo "Demuloc" Arnas says:

      Im just missing a “slow motion” crying!

    10. dyler says:

      Sounds like GODZILA :D DD

    11. justme says:

      The bitch needs to be slapped!

    12. neodox says:

      The fuck is he putting up with that shit for? Any artist I know would have kicked that bitch to the curb.

    13. fly poster says:

      Banshee

    14. Jesus F. Christ says:

      he sould have stabbed her with the gun…

    15. checho1800 says:

      jajajajajajaja… stupid bitch….

    16. joey says:

      wait till she gives birth

    17. Samuel L. Jackson says:

      i hate her

    18. >>>>MR L says:

      WTF.. a howling Bitch…..

    19. Tom says:

      They should have had her on that pain tolerance Mythbusters, then men would’ve looked better.

    20. VERGONIUS says:

      wow
      that concentration from this guy!!!

    21. Spanky says:

      someone slap that girl lol

    22. UglyLovely says:

      Efin kids today are retarded……She wanted her tat licked on by kittens..

    23. V says:

      getting inked doesn’t hurt THAT much. what the fucking fuck.

    24. Anal Lover says:

      she screams like she got an dick in her ass:P-….;(

      • sabrinas says:

        i no. she also sounds lyk someone is giving birth.
        fail on sex voice and giving birth voice.

    25. BERSERKER says:

      nice ass…only can i say..

    26. bob says:

      if i was doing this tattoo i would be getting a hevy hand just to hurt her more.

    27. lala77uk says:

      i go to sleep when i had mine done

    28. Inked88 says:

      hahah this is 2 fucking funny. i just got tattooed on my neck and it didnt hurt that much. what a wuss

    29. FailOuch says:

      My ears failed

    30. ihate says:

      dumb nigger

    31. CupCake says:

      oh my god stop calling it a fucking ‘gun’! we don’t SHOOT the tattoo into you – its a GD tattoo machine.

      and as a tattoo artist, I would have refused to work on her any longer, you can always finish it another day. Guarenteed if he just stopped and started to reschedule her for another appointment she would have shut the fuck up. People act like this while getting tattooed or pierced because they want attention (which is most likly why they are getting modified in the first place) and they think they can get away with it.

      And the artist is partly at fault since he’s jumping all around the tattoo. Once you hit a spot its sore, don’t go back into it over and over again!

      • HeartbreakPrincess says:

        Thank you! I was hoping someone that was actually informed would get this thing right.

      • V says:

        right on i couldn’t fucking believe it, he was still inking round her jumping and shit, ONLY TATTOO I’D HAVE EXCEPT THE SCARS IS ONE DONE BY MYSELF. one love

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        Where are your scars located V? Around your wrists? Keep trying, you’ll hit that vein one day.

    32. Ms. Mangina says:

      Did they ever take the horse out of her ass?

    33. steve says:

      haha can u imagine this bitch giving birth lol

    34. Dyquen says:

      Wow a first tat and cried like that? she should have started small and see how it went before dedicating an entire shoulder (albeit a small shoulder) to a tat.

    35. CooGaBUGZz says:

      i didnt know you could legally tattoo someone with down syndrome…

    36. jack haslam says:

      i would be saying shut the f*ck up b*tch

    37. spasticink says:

      She has dildo up her ass thats why !

    38. anonymous joe says:

      FAPPING

    39. lukas says:

      wth is he letting hwe be a little bitch? he should just kick that bitch out half way finished.

    40. Mark-e-Mark says:

      Something that came to mind, a bent needle or a needle with a barb/nick on the end will hurt quite a bit. Of course any experienced tattooist would realize this, so either she’s a whiney bitch, or the tattooist sucks. Or both.

    41. Angelaki says:

      Gosh ! that’s embarrassing , I’m a woman and I don’t remember shedding a tear when I got my first tattoo.. She needs some bitch slapping.

    42. random pervert says:

      take it like a man bitch…..take it like a man

    43. BRANDYJ says:

      im a tattoo artist and let me tell you when that first started up he should have stoped and refused to work on her any more that day oh and they sell a topical cream to numb thatthey are both idiots

    44. kirasao says:

      I would have to punch her in the face, and then finish the job if I was the tattooist. Theatrically carrying on like that is just way outta line and immature.

    45. manxslaughter says:

      bahahahahaha i wonder how she acted when her spickself got fucked in the ass

    46. Jamie says:

      Yeh she’s baddass getting a tattoo loser :S

    47. Danielle says:

      lmfao.

    48. angie says:

      she sounds like she is giving birth

    49. DANNY says:

      SEXY BITCH FUK ALL YA FAT LIL ASS

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