Homemade Zip Line Fail

Posted on June 8th, 2010


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    1. FIRST says:

      lol wut! first again!

    2. Eric says:

      It was kind of fun to try to figure out what would happen. Hit the car? Line snap midway? run into some unseen object.

      Actually seeing what happened was anticlimactic.

      • Conor says:

        i recon ae i wasthinking the whole thing she was standing on was gona fall or sumthing

      • militaryminded85 says:

        i thought superman was gonna show up all fat and old with a Beard containing Venomous lizards

    3. FIRST says:

      woooooooooooo shiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

    4. planetzebo says:

      “You’re such a legend”. Yea, legendary idiot who comes up with half ass rigs like this one without considering safety issues and then putting your kids on them first “to see if they hold up”. Why didn’t Mr. Legend put his dumb ass on it first? Well, kids are expendable anyway right?

    5. Chaotic Theory says:

      If Bill is such a legend, how come I haven’t heard of him? Where’s his wiki page? Also, fuck you EF, quit promoting youspaz fuckers, who gives a shit about that site.

    6. neofail says:

      legendary fail! that fat kid is not worthy having Bill the legend as his father!

    7. 2lolo says:

      YEP!!!! DAD THAT WAS A GREAT IDER….

    8. nono says:

      total parent failure !!

    9. headache says:

      yep.. amazing idea.. they should call him to stop the oil leak with such great ideas..

    10. Baris says:

      YouSpaz ads, now on videosz? DAMN.

    11. Crs says:

      Now her ass is in her head, safety first.

    12. Rednecks suck says:

      I wouldn’t call this a zip line fail, the line held. Unlike the dumbass holding onto it.

      PS. Bill, you’re a f**king idiot.

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    14. Zeek says:

      I will bet you, dollars to donuts, that this “family” hasn’t a dime’s worth of health insurance. Big pile of wood, check. SUV, check. Legend, check.

      Medicaid cards all around? CHECK!

    15. lolfan says:

      Camera-person fail.

    16. anonymous joe says:

      bill you’re such a legend this is a great idea…

      • whoosyodadi says:

        yeah, the most coolest shit to ever happen, always start with a line like , this is a great idea… it never is…

    17. pooprrr says:

      Woah, ouch – bet she died…

    18. cutiko says:

      lol “yeah great idea” LOl

    19. sureynot12278408 says:

      i had azip line when i was a kid it was great played on it all summer all day never fell off, definitly an epic fail!!!!
      hope the kid is okay.

    20. HeartbreakPrincess says:

      First time I used a zip line, I was going across the South Saskatchewan River and to get to the other side was to get a adventure badge. There was only one person who fell in, but he wasn’t strapped in right and tried the “Look Ma! No Hands!!” method.

      • Scubasteve says:

        Thanks for watching pointless stories with heartbreak. next week we’ll be discussing moving to a new apartment and the time she found 2 buffalo nickles on the same day!!!

    21. Kyle Batt1 says:

      Замечательно, очень забавное сообщение…

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    22. MassiveMarbles says:

      Hey PoopDeckPappy, next time weigh yourself and test the thing at least 10x’s, then make a sign, on weight restriction. Also a big cushion under the drop zone wouldn’t hurt.

    23. Brittany says:

      lmfao
      “This is a great idea”
      Someone failed physics.

    24. sara says:

      hahahahaha yes wat A GREAT IDEA

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    27. Excatrict says:

      And again hither the blonde…
      The blonde in a minibus goes. Suddenly at it the movable phone calls: it can’t hit upon it, and speaks: a pancake in all probability has forgotten at home…!
      The blonde writes SMS to the cover up: beloved you has left side at composed phone.

    28. Zombieboyfiend says:

      Bill is a legend because he came up with the post abortion.

    29. groorkLib says:

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