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….HES ALOT BETTER THAN JOE SOMEBODY!
[To the tune of "What You Know" by T.I.]
*Whatchu know about rap? Whatchu know about rap?
Whatchu know about rap? I know all about rap.*
I got a niece’(bout three) that freestyles better than you.
You have access to rap material; she needs a step to poo.
[*Chorus*]
She may not know a lot of words, but her rap game is absurd.
All I hear from you is ‘bitch’ like you don’t know another word.
[*Chorus*]
I got props for a comment made about a rap fail.
Look it up on this site and you’ll see what it entails.
If you had seen what I wrote, and knew my repertoire.
You’d have a better understanding, of what you had in store.
[*Chorus*]
I’ll break the rap down, and what made you such a joke.
Your choice of generic lyrics, and the kid we want to choke.
You shouted out to T.I., and the city that you hail.
The only thing you’re on top, is the list of epic fails.
[*Chorus*]
You rapping like you’re hard, brings tears to my eyes.
You don’t roll with the Crips or Bloods?, what a fucking “surprise”.
Rapping about fucking bitches, is funny cause you’re a virgin.
You’re not a ‘king full of adrenaline’, just some kid off his Ritalin.
[*Chorus*]
hahaha you got casper the ghost ova here tryin to spit freestyle but all i heard was bitch and mothafucka, o and his lil nicknacks in the background are realy cute too, he keeps its real fresh
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OK he sucks but he’s better than the freestylin’ fag fail up top.
^^ This.
LOL. Comment Placement FAIL. Dyquen future-pwned me (Check the date/time). He’s referring to the “Freestyle Fail” that was at the top of the home page (and/or the related fail videos) at the time of his post.
:L :’) Placement win !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All yall hatin bitches is jus jealous of dis bitches flow. dis bitch spit blue hot fire bitch. makin dylon numba 2 bitch. BITCH
u noobs think this is fail?! are you kidding me? u know how hard it is to rap? know your role and shut your mouth.
if you’re bad at rhyming, and have no timing, don’t rap.
plus he says “bitch” too much, though he is one.
fag lol
dude the whole rap game is hard dawg. its like a street fight with words.
if the rap game is hard, and it’s like a street fight with words… then wat the fuck was Jah Rule doin his entire career? or what do you call songs rappers do when talking about sex or a tribute to a loved one? Street Fight with words…. HA
man this kid should not be rappin, who wants to hear some middle class white kid rap about bloods and crips
i know for a fact this is a fail, how could he post this on the internet? did the kid not think to watch the video or at least listen to the shit he says
he calls himself a snitch lmao, whatta joke
ur gay
His rap don’t make sense..He just keeps on saying bitch and changing subjects on each line. What a loser. LOL make my headache go away BITCH! lol
Shut the fuck up bitch, bitch, bitch, stupid dumb kid.
he says bitch like 8 million times he white hes never gona become famous his timing suck and his rap has absolutely no meaning whatsoever
dont hate… appreciate. d0n’t triiiii t0 be like be @LL Up on my k@@l aid. yeah I was goIng to bReAk off a little somethin’ somethin’ and give yoo da 411 but you is lucky. owned to all the posers/haters.
I think my 6 year old brother can beat the shit out of this guy….
plz dont ever rap again, if u do, rap about how much of a faget u r
wow… he is too white to try and rap like that. he obviously hasnt been “popping and bitches” he’s like 12 years old! haha that virgin says bitch too much anyways.
Than give him bitch to make him happy
At 1:11 his accent comes out
New record for the number of times “bitch” is said?
he says bitch 21 time
omg, i couldn’t even bear it for 30s
Only a Bitch would say bitch 22 times in less than 2 minutes. I bet that this little boy gets his ass kicked daily.
You counted? Fail.
You watched it more than ONCE to count it? Epic Fail.
FIRST!
FAIL
An recognised fail, Fail, check the time!
hehe just wait until his mother finds this video
Better than Drake and Wayne though… Haha
What song is he actually sing? I want to listen to the song so I can see how crap he really is….
Im telling his mother.
Her name is Elli Townsend
His flows alright actually chats a load of shit though but so does p diddy and hes rich
you can tell like 40 seconds in he doesn’t know what to say anymore so he’s like “Bitch i can kill you Bitch, im a snitch cause your a bitch, no im kidding im not a snitch just cause your a bitch, your a bitch cause your a snitch :p “
come to my house i’ll knock you out with a base ball bat? ok i’ll be round you grandmas house but i dont think she will be very happy when i kick your ass in her house.
I hate these little white kids who think they can rap. There are so many of them.
Rap is a fail overall. There’s absolutely no talent involved! Even Dr. Suess can rap if you loop music in the background!
blah blah…bitch!
Hhahahaha its not about his rap fail its about that he talk about making money and popping peaple but hes a white kid of 11 years old hahahahaha
damn, fuckin’ eminem wannabes….
did he just say pop twice on a cock lmao
+He hits his bitch with baseballbat? Poor dog
Just because your mom says your amazing doesn’t mean you are.
Well he is going to be best friends with his virginity for a while.
thats the funniest shit i have heard since i was reading these
Spitting pure genuine 100% crap since he got out of his mamma’s womb yesterday.
word to your mother…cuz it’s bed time…
he really likes to say bitch all the time.
Imagine if he was talking this way in real life. He would be the most popular guy in school
this guy needs to stop sayin bitch all tha time
wow some of these comments are so mean give the kid a break i mean the video was kinda funy but id like to see half of u rap better (dnt anyone comment on my grammar cuz i dnt give a fuck as long as u know wat im saying its fine so relax)
Shit, this little boy just made a summary of MTV rap music from the late 1990s to the present. To be a famouse rapper you just have to talk about bitches, hows, gangsters, money, killing, pussy, being horny, more pussy, more bitches, money, gangsters, if your from the west side, south side, east side, and real social issues have to be place asside.
i hate freckin klids tht try to be cool like him and wat is up with the word bitch serouily dude get a life!!!!!
your really, really gay………….
I may be white, but this kid acted like he didnt even know what he was saying just saying words aling with the music after a while i didnt even want to listen to it and that was like 30 seconds into the video, and he does not need to say anything about the bloods or crips with this stuck up white dumbass…..i want to stick him in the hood and see how long he will last!
this is fucking disrespect and if his mother listined to this he would be in his grave right now
fuck im form argentina im not speak more english but i cant understand this fucking white boy
look the face jajaja he its so coool and bad boy jajajajaj
:O
I think this is far worse from the “Freestyle Fail” because at least we all knew what to expect from him. This kid came out with a nice beat from a pretty good song. Sounded promising..until he opened his mouth.
MTV? BET? No, you hardly got on Youtube with your dial-up internet.
Your father burned down your house for an INSURANCE SCAM, you little broke faggot.
dude thats fucking mean thay didnt have insurance dumb asss ……. white power
I Can’t Rap But I Know I’m Better Then You, You Suck And I’ll Beat You Down Harder Then Chris Brown Beat Rihanna I Know This Don’t Make Sense But I Know I’m Probably Better Then You, Calling A Camera A Bitch Neva Knew They Were Genders, I Was Born From A Mother With About 3 Jobs My Father Owns A Company So Guess What I’m A Spoiled Brat I’m A Preppy Kid I’ll Say It Again This Rap Makes No Sense But It’s Probably Better Then Yours I Got Bloods And Cripz On Each Side Of My Family Brother Vs Brother About Every Month, My School Principal Is Racist But I Don’t Let That Stop Me! I’ll Murder You, Like I’ll Kill You Harder Then When Lee Harvey Oswald Killed Kennedy, Yea This Rap Is Wack I’ll Stop Trying To Rap But Just Gotta Tell You These Few Words, Get Some Lessons On Being Black Cause You Aint Lil Wayne, Nor T.i You’re Like Eminem You Act Black Trynna Think You Got A Homie 50 Cent You Know What That Bitch Is Dirty!
Teehee xD
Well. Bitch, I. Bitch, think. Bitch, that. Bitch. his Bitch, Vocabulary. Bitch, has. bitch, only. Bitch, one, bitch, word. but I cant find out BITCH wich one. Bitch!
mhm..
sounds about right, rap music at its best… it all sound the same to me
Now I want to see the video of him saying “bitch” in front of his mom.
Joe Somebody is better than this guy cause he says bitch less. Yeah, I know hard to say Joe Somebody is better than somebody but it happened. And Date Dan is a fool. Ain’t nobody gonna want to date you after that simple simon comment, bitch!
That’s four fails?,
Mike Proud
This is what happens when the World of Warcraft servers go down.
Goddamn I’m half retarded and cud smash dis kid
hahah wat a EPIC fail to try and rap :L lol , u couldnt spell ‘rap’ if i give you the first 3 letters.
I love how he tries to act hard at the begginig of the vid… Bitch.
Poor boy..