Baby Win

Posted on June 19th, 2010


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    1. MidnightThunder says:

      First!

      • Mark says:

        So what is it with these stupid “first” comments? Is that the prize for all the people with no real ambition, goals, or accomplishments in life? I guess if you can’t be successful at something meaningful this is what you have left. Idiots.

      • Sasukito says:

        to suck my dick

      • militaryminded85 says:

        if this is real, that kid is gonna be the best brazilian dancer in the world…his “best friends” will probly kill him and cover up his death…becouse we all know that people wont tolerate anything better than them self…you know who you are

      • :D hi says:

        :D Sasukito i love your icon!!!!

      • poo says:

        i bet thats a toddler being told to dance for £$£$£$£$ (cash)

      • You`re no alexander! says:

        No Poo, you`re mom is the only kind of slut that made you do that kind of shit, believe me, I am you`re daddy.

        And you wonder why I went away… HAHAHA!

    2. Khoth says:

      first, lol

    3. Cutie says:

      CUTEST BABY EVER!

    4. Slap Nuts says:

      It’s a midget

    5. alexander says:

      kids that wear diapers haven’t developed their motor skills that much. Also, the baby is just slightly smaller than the woman on the side with the phone. not a baby.

      • jomama says:

        your comment fails.

      • Camika says:

        baby recognition fail

      • Mark says:

        Aexander, You’ve never actually had a baby, have you?

        Here’s a thought to keep in mind for when you do become a parent…

        Most children will often start talking and walking with relative ease months before they are potty trained and out of diapers. In fact, good luck trying to potty train a child who doesn’t know how to walk yet.

      • alexander says:

        so the baby can stand and dance without any assistance but can’t walk?

      • alexander says:

        oh and mark? I’m sorry your kids are morons who apparently weren’t potty trained by the time they could walk.

      • Eric says:

        Huh? What? Did your kids learn to walk at three? The average potty training age is around 30 months, BTW.

      • Alexander what? says:

        Okay Alexander don’t suppose you could help me here? How does your baby go to the toilet if they can’t walk? The idea of going to the potty requires the ability to get there before they go in their duds so you’re saying that they would speed crawl there get their duds off whilst lying down, most likely, and then crawl onto the potty or are you saying that they would have the verbal ability to ask to be taken to the toilet? BTW how were you able to determine that the baby couldn’t walk? I’d love to know.

      • samantha says:

        You, Alexander, are a royal fuck knob

      • Alexander is a fucking twat!!! says:

        Cant believe how fucking thick you are! im not even gunna get into the hole potty training thing but god help your child if u have or ever have one,Also the baby is standing on a table thats y he looks as big as the person with the phone. My daughter is 2 next month and still in nappies but can walk run and dance. i think you need to grow up a little bit and stop being such a twat about things you know fuck all about!

        YOUR PATHETIC!!

      • You`re no alexander! says:

        Seriously, that baby is from Latin America, I used to dance like that when I was a baby, what? You gonna tell me I was a fucking midget 26 years ago? (which would explain a lot lol XD)

        Anyway, you suck mofo XD

      • Maileen says:

        definitely u are a moron…the baby is not doing anything that requires super powers…he is only moving his arms, legs and body to the rhythm of the music. if you haven’t had a baby, don’t make a stupid opinion, ’cause u are only making an ass of yourself..and what about this: I’m sorry your kids are morons who apparently weren’t potty trained by the time they could walk….are you stupid or what? the babies start walking before the first year, but become potty trained after their 2nd birthday…first go have a baby, then you make an intelligent opinion (I don’t know if you would be capable even having a baby)…no baby is a moron for not being potty trained before their first year…it is simply not possible for them…go ask any health professional

    6. Scubasteve says:

      pedobear: “are you trying to seduce me lil robinson?”

      • Kei says:

        YOU MADE MY FUCKIN DAY XDDDD *Pedo Bear approves*

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        The real pedobear approves

      • Jaydekillr says:

        are u a pirate?? XD

        @chickenwings the most amazingest thing ever :D

    7. phillip says:

      All i can say is he getting down

    8. BERSERKER says:

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      XD

    9. dj says:

      what´s the name of that song ?? its Hot !!!

      • Style says:

        The name of the song is “Kuduro” – Fantasmão. This song is from Brazil.

      • waynekerr says:

        that song sucks ass, yer a fucking donkey

      • Maggie says:

        ohh! Thanks for Sharing Style!
        Now beyond thinking Brazilians live in jungles with monkeys, they will also think everybody in here dances “axé” and have such bad taste for music _|_

    10. BAZINGA says:

      parenting fail imo…. letting a small kid like that jump around on a table….. wow smart…

      • Mark says:

        imo you’d be an overprotective parent who’s children grow up to be complete wimps.

        The kid was in no obvious danger and there were at least a couple adults around.

      • TurdFurgy says:

        @ mark
        imo youd be a horrible parent whos children would grow up to be retarded because they fell off of tables and also because you passed on the stupid gene

      • jeffrey says:

        agree with mark

      • Maileen says:

        totally agree with mark

    11. qebeker says:

      Just saying that Mark’s comments are true.

    12. PP_Punch says:

      That kids gotta learn how to dance everyday or else it will develop into the disgusting fat hispanic, which its mother has become

    13. Pitufa says:

      he dances better than the most of the guyz i noe >.>
      cute lil brazilian baby still <3

    14. Dyquen says:

      You know where the fail is? this kid puts tons of grown ass guys to shame (who still do the “retarded” running man), who go clubbin every weekend.

    15. waynekerr says:

      parenting fail….

    16. InsertNameHere says:

      What was so fail about that? Nothing bad happened to the kid or the fat people around him…Hmmm…Am I missing something?

    17. SveniPCKing says:

      This is young synthol….

    18. Somchai says:

      Somehow that was creepy to me.

    19. kathar says:

      This baby dances better than I do!

    20. pooprrr says:

      WTF? – Damn, that thing scared the bejesus outta me! – fuckin’ freak of nature

    21. spasticink says:

      Midget fail

    22. HallieBug says:

      some people are jsut jealous that they couldnt do dance this good when they were young, plus they have parents who actually pay attention to them and love them. Losers.

    23. Kuklix says:

      hummm fucking disgusting video…I mean… that’s not a “win” that’s just another stupid video of a fucking disgusting nigger…They’re like cockroaches.

      • SuicideIsForCoolPeopleOnly! says:

        well i think this video is quite horny it really turns me on=] and there is nothing wrong with fkn niggers they cant help being subordinate to white people!

      • Lasan says:

        You a a racist mother fucker. Go screw yourself!

      • Wolfwood says:

        wow, racism fail, individual thought fail and human being fail all in one comment. Nice one fuktard :D

      • NATT says:

        FUCK YOU!

      • Maileen says:

        go fuck yourselves fucking racists..you are just jealous because your face got a lot of wrinkles and look like a damn raisin soaked in clorox and the black people don’t…also ur penises are very little, not like the black people..

    24. aLEX says:

      this must be children exploitation for da future prophit win.

    25. SUCESSFULFAIL says:

      this video fail jus like the jew baby who posted it

    26. JOMEGA says:

      THIS BABY ALREADY HAS TWO BRAZILIAN 18-YEAR-OLDS….. PREGNANT.. AS… FUCK!!!!

    27. Lars says:

      Look it’s a young quagmire!

    28. Firepants says:

      So You Think You Can Dance? YEAH I DO! Since uno ano biyatch!

    29. You`re no alexander! says:

      That baby`s motoric skills are made of pure win.

    30. lavinia toledo says:

      hahaha their brazilian <3

    31. Logan says:

      That baby is going to be a really good dancer when he grows up.

    32. justme says:

      someone change that kids diaper….


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