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took a half hour for her to stand back up. IMO they should just not make thongs that big
Thats no thong thats a t-shirt that she put up on her ass
Screw making thongs that big, I didn’t know they could make jeans that big!
I think those are suppost to be boy shorts! Haha!
that stool is probably made out of industrial steel…
man.. >_> it looks like she never even GOT up. That was as far up as she could stand, so they were like “okay, lets just get a chair for her to lean on… >_>
Wait for it boys, soon she’ll collapse into herself and she’ll only be 90 pounds like the thong she’s wearing is intended for!
Nah, if she collapses into herself she won’t lose any weight, she’ll just become really dense. Considering how fat she is, it’s possible she might even become a black hole. People should be more worried about this than the LHC creating a black hole, in my opinion.
i would hate to see her black hole
thats where the rest of that fucking thong is…theres about a mile and a half stuck inside her
your so right
I’d hit it.
same.up for a 3some?
me too, im up for it.
c’mon then let’s have a orgy!
orgy or bukkake?
You guys must have two foot long schlongs, because it would take at LEAST that to reach the wet spot no matter what angle of attack you used!
i dont know about yall but i want that roll of fat just above her thong… thats all i need
You know what we all used to say back in the day: Just roll her around in some flour and aim for the wet spot!
Shit i was gonna type the same thing lol!!! this would be one helluva train
She could suck all our cocks at once
O_O Im bi. and can i help?
fucking fat people is like pony riding.. it’s fun, but you don’t want to be seen while doing it
@sirdickalot ur an ass
Quagmire says what most of us are thinking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZi0V6hdEcc
I miss my old job
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4haumfUJ4Q&feature=related
Hahahahahahahahaha Quagmire is right on the money. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
You think she knows chinesse?
A wild Snorlax appears!
Make that…a randy snorlax!
you know this one is gonna make you regret waking it up. no pokeball can stop this bitch.
Dude, you are going to freaking need an ULTRABALL to capture this one!
I wonder how big her shits are
PROBABLY AS BIG AS A HIPPO
on some websites this is considered an epic-sexy-win, really.
How?
WTF! thats all that came to mind
the first thing that came to my mind was Katy Perry’s California Girls, “…all that ass hanging out.”
I wish she’d stop calling me. At what point does it become stalking?
When she’s scratching at your window breathing breath mist on the glass and writing your name. then pressing up her moobs up against it like a prison visitation clip.
i bet the black brothers are going wild right now
do realize that the only reason why black guys like white women is because they are more tollerant and allow dumb shit to happen in the relationship and they stay
nope i like my women shapely but a HEEEEELLLLL of alot slimmer. about 300lbs less.
Is that the chinese symbol for pig tattooed on her back?
http://somuchpun.com/2010/04/27/funny-pun-photos-fact-manatees-are-highly-combustible/
y wud the “black brothers” be going wild??? dumbass
I’ve just lost my appetite – disgusting
ONLY A WHITE PERSON WILL DATE HER??? FOR SEX ONLY !!! BUT A NEGRO WILL MARRY HER………….
a black guy would marry her (dont say negro, this isnt the 60′s dumb ass) because shes so fat that she would put up with any bullshit he throws at her and she would stay because shes too fat to go else where
Nah thats not why she stays. its cuz his dick can actually reach deep past all the fat and hit that womb like a speed ball.
Dyquen FTW!
Naw, she would only stay because she can’t fit through the front door.
” Do these jeans make my butt look big?”
SCORE!
Now that is why gay people exist
nope this would just make you bypass her and get to the actual goods in the club, you know her job there is to play decoy for her slimmer friends to drink in peace.
she is looking at the person behind the camera like he wants to eat him…..
Wow! She might get crushed under her own gravity to form a black hole.
Did she divide by zero in her head?
i dont know about yall but i want that roll of fat just above her thong… thats all i need
woah this got posted twice, weird
What a stupid and fat American.
wtf is ur problem man!?
shes so fat, it took an hour for this page to load!
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Somebody needs to cut her face off and put it on a smaller body cuz hey, her face is sexy but 150% But-Her-body.
wow the furniture around her looks so small
“hey does this shirt make me look fat?”
im suprised her knees didnt blow out from all that weight
I downloaded and printed this picture. Even the picture weighed 400 pounds. Absolutely horrendous.
http://www.romanisme.info watch this:))
doesn;t work!
I see a woman with an insatiable appetite for the finer things in life. Even her thong symbolizes her ravenous urge to be a sexual dynamo. I also see her enormous sensitivity and desire to be her man’s complete and utter plaything. Just look at the way her eyes would greet you when you come home from a hard days work..You know the girl can eat, so she’d have a feast fit for a KING hot and ready for your consumption! And just imagine how she’d go after your meat, it would be in the same manner in which she’d sucked down an ice cream cone on a hot day! And once you’ve released all of your frustrations, what a soft pillow you’ll have to lay on as you fall lovingly to sleep in her arms…
People like you need to be shot
Dude, this is a black mans dream girl. Shes so fat she could never escape either
I like big butts. But that’s MUCH more than I can chew! :s
Oh well…
she’s a nice face..she’d look kind of pretty if she lost some weight..like..500lbs or soo..maybe more..and then she ride on an airplane! highfive for her!!
She´s so ugly that my AV detect this picture as a virus!
I feel bigger than this right now..F**** puberty Lol
Baby do you remember when the tattoo on my shoulder used to look real big??
That ass is begging for my boner.
That is some big ass!
oooo god i just threw up <:0*****
MY LOVELY LADY LUMPS!
Hey thats my mum your talking about!?!?!
I have a comment right here although not about this post, it really is regarding the website layout. I believe you should alter every now and then to generate it intersting to folks.
i think the company that manufactured that thong she’s wearing,should be criminally charged with the charge of encouraging gross stupidity.
I keep wondering how many small dogs are lost in there…
NOOOOO NON NON O NO NNOOOOO HOLF FUCK NOOOOOO COME ON NOW REALLY AHHH FUCK IM NOT GONNAN BE ABLE TO HAVE ANY DIRTY THOUGHTS NOW WITH OUT THINKIN OF THIS AAHHHHHH
i bet she smells really really nice
Oh come on, she´s a human too, just like the rest of us… I feel sorry for her, her health must be pretty bad and she probably doesn´t have very much strength to do anything fun (such as walking or dancing, for example, and I am pretty sure she doesn´t climb any mountains either)!
i don’t think this is real. and if it is, it’s not very nice to make fun of her. not really sure what she’s trying to achieve, BUT her health, namely heart and bones must be suffering terribly. not cool, general public…not cool.