Tough Guy Fail

Posted on June 22nd, 2010


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    1. Bob says:

      ON TOP AGAIN

    2. linx says:

      thats what your mom said

    3. Brammage says:

      Does his right hand say “Fat”?

    4. rusment says:

      he wrote “my mom does not love me” on the left arm. its a russian gangsta

      • Gabrielle says:

        He’s not Russian because the wording everywhere else is in english, it’s not difficult to search for word translations on the internet and sharpie it to yourself. Also, he’s not Russian because Russians NEVER fail.

      • TurdFurgy says:

        you havent seen rocky 4 then, have you gab?

      • Gabrielle says:

        :D I. Will. Break. You.

      • Greeny says:

        Dolph Lundgren……Fail!!!

      • Recon says:

        Gabrielle +1. Russians never fail )

      • Gness says:

        He IS russian.I am russian and i know what im saying.English writtings like this are very popular in Russia,thats why he wrote english too.English is a part of “Gangsta”-culture.And actually he’s a shitty gangster so thats a fail!

      • P says:

        haha! he should try to rob that hair saloon in Meshchovsk, Russia… there is a mama who would love him for 3 days feeding him with viagra only (that would be useful for his right arm, so it will be “thin and exhausted”)

    5. Me says:

      Him and that rap fail kid should get together.They would make a great couple…

    6. Failboy says:

      Don’t be dissin him, he’ll bust you up.

      • Master Shake says:

        Yeah man I wouldn’t wanna see him in a dark alley! He would totally get pepper sprayed followed up with a lecture. I would have a little talk with him afterword and might end up being his step dad….hahahahahahahaahahahaha! I need to stop doing so many drugs. Fuck that noise!

    7. squirrel says:

      and his left hand says “Mum does’t love me”, it’s in russian

    8. Diogenes says:

      lol why is he naked?

    9. sergey machete says:

      He is from Russia. On his hand says: my mom does not love me )

      • Happy Camper says:

        Hey, do you guys not read the comments? just curious.. about 2 hrs earlier someone had already translated for the 2nd time, & 2hr before that it was translated for the 1st time. You’ll give this poor kid a complex by repeating it so often, show mercy. ;-)

    10. Chaotic Theory says:

      Pretty fly for a white guy comes to mind.

    11. Scubasteve says:

      I walk around like i gotta S on my chest
      ps. is that a ball sack on his left arm?
      pps. BITCH TITTIES

    12. Dyquen says:

      He’s hardcore… just on a budget. you know how much cake all them tats would cost? he would have to beat up and rob people to come up with that to get it all done same day….plus he probly might not like needles. he’s just as hard as an unopened jello cup. Bwahahahahahaha.

    13. Cutie says:

      Bet his mom beat the hell out of him the second the pic was taken

    14. Happy Camper says:

      …If only I knew what his arm says. I could feel whole inside ;-)

    15. Doucher says:

      Is that Andy Milonakis?

    16. notice says:

      i notice that my 2 year old nephew could stomp this kid

    17. HallieBug says:

      I’m glad the picture wasn’t any lower *bow’s head to prat* thank you god….

    18. EuropeGuy says:

      What a stupid American.

    19. Meeee says:

      That looks like a kid from my school. lol

    20. Senny says:

      I’m not sure what gender this kid is.

    21. poop says:

      This is a girl, no?

    22. Denis says:

      Phrase on his left hand is translated like “My mother doesnt love me”

    23. RUSHAN says:

      IT”S FUCKING RUSSIAN
      u need 2 now it it’s white russian, i’t not ammerican replace ruussian word translations, case whte got tatoo like russian star Timathy on his hand!!!

    24. BAWBAG says:

      In Soviet Russia, Mother doesn’t love you.

    25. RUsSiAANn says:

      “My mother doesn’t love me” hahaha, oh well.

    26. HorrorFan13 says:

      That’s Justin Beiber in a few months.

    27. SuperJeck says:

      Fuck you, RUSHAN

      Russians are much smarter than that mother fucker!!!!

    28. todaystheday says:

      if i had a gang, this kid would absolutely be the leader.

    29. EZ$ says:

      lol 2nd reason why i like white people

    30. eatit says:

      no “thug life” tattoo??

    31. Anton Diaz says:

      “Mum doesn’t love me” AAHHAHA

    32. Samazar says:

      Damn… I knew that there are lots of dumbs… and no metter what country they are from… But thinks like “I’ve made a pen-tattoo so I’m cool now” is really really strange…
      btw, I’m almost shure, that he’s from Russia or smth like that. I haven’t ever heard about any tendancy to speak or write in Russian if the person is not from here.

      • Not T says:

        Damn… Я знал, что есть много dumbs… и не metter какой страны они являются from… Но думает как «Я сделал ручкой Татуировка так я здорово теперь» действительно очень странно…
        BTW я Shure почти, что он является в России или всего подобное. Я никогда не слышал о каких-либо тенденцию говорить или писать по-русски, если это лицо не находится здесь.

      • stivan says:

        I knew that there was a lot of dumbs … and do not metter what country they are from … But thinking like “I waved tattoo so I’m cool now” really very strange …
        BTW I Shure almost that he was in Russia or just like that. I’ve never heard of any tendency to speak or write in Russian, if that person is not here.YES!! I KNOW GOOGLE 2!!! BITCH !

    33. tomat says:

      this guy is my neighbor, we are the Russian mafia)))

    34. Not T says:

      Он умирает?

    35. Scarymun says:

      Someday I hope to be an ounce as cool as this kid

    36. Katarina says:

      He is Russian… He is super Russian, there are a lot of Russian images on here. SO it doesn’t surprise me.

    37. AJ says:

      Guys, will suffice!
      Yes, yes, yes, I live in rf and very much I do not love this country because of local mentality which is displayed in this photo, it is a failure, all this country was imprisoned, it is truth.
      Fairly.

      Vodka vodka Boris Yeltsin.

    38. Malzziy says:

      all I can say is what was he smoking cause i like some of that XD

    39. Justin Croft says:

      poor kid… :/

    40. joko says:

      probably all American guys that commented here are like that

    41. Mutantone says:

      Sad really that he has to think to do that to change his self imagery

    42. russian, and proud of it says:

      yeah, we are crazy russians!

    43. TROLL FACE says:

      mom dislikes it, dad vomited (literally, i had diarrhea after watching this, hm… are you sure you’re not a wannabe??


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