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first!!!
To bust that hymen?
in Soviet Russia, hymen breaks you
lol aw thats awesome
Haha tough guy with a small ass dick
well at least shes still technically a virgin.
I think it should be more like Ex girlfriend win
I agree
well……. I guess it just goes to show you if you gotta get something done right, your gotta call me
fucking hymen LOL
20 credits LOL that’s ridiculous xD another fail approaching there xD
should have laid off the pot at least long enough to be able to break her hymen, shit can affect your libido lol
That’s a Bianca win for her comments. But what’s wrong with sitting around smoking pot and playing video games, at least he wasn’t out cheating on her.
yep, that’s a girl win ^^
wow…SEVENTEEN TIMES!??
i agre with chaotic smokeing pot and playing video games is no crime… al least in my coutery.
yes but you’re spelling is o0 damn
it just rapes you’re brain, from the looks of you`re comment.
Well i guess shes the first to say she has had sex but still is a virgin lmao
I’d say second, this explains the virgin Mary.
Wahaahahhaahahahah you are all fails of the nature!
I wonder if Jesus was conceived the same way? It’s kind of like immaculate conception…
What kind of penis fails to break a hymen… it’s like what, 2-3 inches deep?. This should be renamed “Penis Fail”.
yours?
lmao.
Wait?…what? A penis is longer than 2-3 inches? Ok sure maybe on porn stars or horses but not on “normal guys” right?
And the girl should be able to “feel” it when it is in? No wonder my girlfriend falls asleep during sex.
The fail here is that all of this took place on fail book. Get a life outside of failbook oh, right all he did was smoke dope and play video games. Yeah i bet that gets you a great girlsfriend like Bianca. Tough loss dude. I hope he doesn’t have to get a job now!
An average male penis is 5 to 7 inches long when fully erected. How come you seem so surprised that a penis is longer than 2 to 3 inches, is yours shorter ? I feel bad for you LOL.
JTshoot failed to understand.
Sex. Your doing it wrong
That is pathetic! I mean weed can fuck with your hardage, and so can x! Very fucking embarrassing especially when your fucking some fine ass pussy. I wouldn’t give a shit if it was a fat bitch hahaha. But this girl I slept with still had her hymen and she got boned by some lame ass dude before me. She thought it was her period coming haha! Memories
you have some fucked up memories haha
The girl is obviously full of shit. He broke her hymen she’s just denying it. Besides she’s acting as if it’s HIS fault they only had sex 17 times, when it could be the fact that she’s too busy taking 20 credits and banging black dudes.
Women are fucking whores, let me tell you.
I agree.
Hayden?..is that you? LOL!
shes not saying its his fault they had sex only 17 times -.-
she said exactly cause they had sex 17 times and her hymen is still intact !!
BABY PENIS BABY PENIS BABY PENIS BABY PENIS!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA Win for her A BIG F**ing FAIL to him. I can’t stop laughing.
Eternal`s inner mind(THIS IS IT !! MY ONLY SHOOT TO MAKE FUN OF SOME ONE SMALLER THAN ME !! HELLO SELF ESTEEM !!)
Bullshit. i’m sure he’s got a tinky winky but a college girl with a hymen?? You’re telling me she skiped fingers and went straight to dick..even without breaking it herself??rrrrrriiiiiiitttttteeeeee….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klenZymUCGg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klenZymUCGg
Dont know what it had to do with the fail here, but that was great. there’s a way to get rid of a douchebag. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA +1
im in college and have a hymen. theres nothing wrong with it and i really dont plan on breaking it myself cuuuuz im not down with self stimulation, just cant seem to do it
sucks for you…soooo are you like the female version of Smart Guy or like a menenite or just a really fugly chick?
lol no honnie im just not a whore and i just happen to be smart. my mom raised me better than that. nothing wrong with having sex before your married but there are just to many STDs out there and alot of times people have them and they dont even know it
Dear, Your mom
I will bust you hymen i promise i have no STDs just promise me you wont talk cause your an idiot
Why is its when a chick is salty about a guy and they break up the first blow they always pull is the dick size in public? I stopped believing that shit. I say a girl can fake an orgasm and get away with it, but she cant fake it if she is a squirter.
Correction, he trew out the sex comment first.
actually your body can react without u realizing it. its a natural response everything happens for a reason and an orgasm has a purpous, its not just to make you feel good
YOUR MOM.. SHUT THE FUKK UP! scuba steve is right you have to be either one of them.. n if not then a big tease, 1 in which nobody likes! sex is great.. ur sleeping on it, idk y i didnt have sex sooner than i did!
why does a woman fake the orgasme?????
they think we care!!!!! hahahahaha
HAYDEN,,, YOU POOR LITTLE THING……………
“Good luck finding a guy who will sit around and do nothing”
LMFAO
I think that’s why she’s dumping you.
Not because you smoke pot or play video games, but because all you do is “sit around and wait for her because she’s to ‘busy’ studying.”
Wow.
UM! No. I don’t smoke pot, but I do play a lot of games. My boyfriend goes to college and that’s all he has time for. It’s horrible. I did like this kid did and literally just sat at my home with my daughter((who’s not his btw)) and waited for him to magically have time for me.
Then I got a new car and life changed dramatically..but that’s not the point.
Thank you for sharing. Do you want a hug now?
POT-SMOKING VIDEO-GAME PLAYING LIFE-WASTING TOSSERS. IT’S A SAD AND COMMON CONDITION. iiiiiin fact fuck, i’m outta here.
^5 for the girl..and smoking weed all day doesnt pay bills or get you any money. It makes you a LOSER! Seems to me he was mad that SHE was doing something with her life..It pays off later for her! Good job girl in getting rid of garbage EARLY! Its better to lose a lover than to love a LOSER!
von you need to get laid!
“a baby dick is a like a disability man”
ha ha little dick mother fucker
this made me laugh so hard thank god for small people like that lol
Bianca is a lying whore and she knows it…. she was totally fucking someone else, but hayden i would dump you because you’re a lazy ass pot smoker who can’t get up and do something once in a while. (small penis) poor guy
Win for Bianca.
its not the size that matters… its how you use it. I have proper credibility on this, I’m date dan.
pinkey size!
lol poor guy
one of my ex gf!
seventeen plus one
who counts how many times they have sex, that is one witty girl im proud and i even dont know her..
I feel like I need to give that chick a hi-5.
In the words of Kelso: “BURN!”
F*ning hymens, how do they work?
well the hymen is like a BIG MUTHER TRUCKING WALL!!!! and the penis slams itself into the wall until it breaks through : D simple mathology for you
PPL LOVE 2 BELIEVE ANYTHING THAT MAKES A PERSON LOOK BAD
Laughter was loud once the meaning of hymen was found. Hayden woud be ridicule in this country and shunned by all people indeed. The player nome as ‘your mom’ – you shoud be respected – may you enjoy the first time you are impregnated fucks. Do not run to it – the world is long.
Hayden- FAIL! Bianca- WIN!!!
omfg how embarrassing. That guy shoulda seen that shit coming. Guess he does smoke too much pot lol epic burn if I ever saw one. !0 pwnage points to bianca!
Bianca = win.
Omfg, that is amazing. xD Go Bianca!
Weed doesn’t affect your penis size dumbfucks, and this shit looks setup. People will believe anything nowadays.
It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean
lmao she put dat nigga on blast
Can Female break Her Hymen With Dildo?
rabbit fucking
How old is her exboyfriend? 8?
holy crap! what was he, like an inch?
LMAO
well now she knows that i am the bacon in her eggs, the man for whom she begs, and the face between her legs :p