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wow this is so retarded
He doesn’t speak all that much though…
scissors on a tounge, seems legit
Should someone THIS STUPID be allowed to live? Some how he might reproduce and there would be more of them.
Well, somebody obviously tried to kill him but, all they had was a BB gun
He is magnified : D
as if his zits werent bad enough
He does have the shiniest pimples.
WT FAIL?
Someone get me a sharpie, I’m gonna connect the dots.
LOL
+10
hahahahahahaahahahaha
HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME NOW!!!!!!!! GIVE ME YOUR ATTENTION DON’T LOOK ANYWHERE ELSE!!!!!! God just open the scissors please. Two fingers to drop this fag
Exactly! When I see this sort of person, I always wonder how boring and empty their life must have been if they would do all this just so the are somehow “special” and “different”. Did his parents completely ignore him as a kid?
OTOH, I am somewhat disappointed that the key-ring attachment on the scissors is not through his nasal septum piercing. You, sir, fail at freakiness.
Wouldn’t you like to open the scissors up a ways and put some super-glue on them so they could never be closed? That was really an evil thought, no?
i like some piercings but damn. thats thats uh well WTF! he kinda remindes me of a disease. or like he should have one:(
shoot yourself
“Never run with scissors, kids.”
Dumb American…
Are you kidding? He’s clearly a Brit.
Dumb european. You like balls and wieners in your mouth, dont you.
FUCK IT! PEACE TO THE HATERS!
this guy is rocking his SHIT OUT why not? the only thing i’d miss is being able to wipe a cloth over my face to freshen-up.
HIS CHOICE. HIS LIFE. RIGHT-ON.
annnnnd the scissors are just a prop, without ‘em it just a few facial barbels and the now practically mainstream ear-stretch
shut up
Yes V, shut the fuck up.
yes! shut the fuck up! you’re too rational to post on the internets.
psh all those piercings its like an out cry for attention and when he has finally got all that stupid shit in his face he was like how else can i get attention wait i know ill put these scissors in my labret ha this dood is total fail LOGICALLY and looks like a fag anyways
If I could find this guy, I would marry him.
You want this guy? If he goes down on you, the scissors might kill you……..
So take the scissors out?!?
And a cut vagina doesn’t constitute death unless those scissors are sharp enough and he eats me out with such a force that he hits my femoral artery..which is doubtful, a jigsaw needs some horsepower behind it to cut through a living human limb.
^lol
normally i dont have a problem with freaky bitches but your taste in men is disturbing
She’s yankin your chain fellas, and if she’s not…good for her, would be 1 less female that I’d need to try & understand.
id probably eat her out though whether she is or not
Well, i guess it’d be a cheap way to get your uterus scraped…Have at it
:O Mercy!
Can somebody find Magneto and tell him we got a favor to ask him….?
God it looks like his lip is about to explode with puss.
That would be his tongue Ramsey..
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
Where is a massive, incredibly powerful rare earth magnet when you need one
duh it’s chirurgical stainless steel…it’s a non magnetic metal.
thats meeeee
If that’s really you…I think I love you
*drools* this man is fucking gorgeous. I love his piercings to death. I would bang the fuck outta him XD Bwahaha<3<3
Too bad I already laid claims to him. Wait for the next WTF fail and hope it’s about piercings. >:( I don’t take too kindly to usurpers around these here parts ma’am.
How does he eat….
thru his penis
how does he do anything with his tongue? talking, eating, drinking…
I hate piercings. I hope his tongue rots off.
I wonder if they’d let him through airport security.
And who just wakes up one day and says “Gee, I think I’ll ram a pair of scissors through my tongue!”?
I mean come on.
He should use those scissors to cut his balls off. People like this shouldn’t reproduce.
But if I’m right about his sexuality, I don’t think we’ll have to worry about him getting anyone pregnant. hehe amirite?
The scissors aren’t “rammed” through as in he just shoved them through there! He has a sizable hole in his tongue large enough for the scissors.
Disgusting…
He looks like a toolbox. -_-
he deserves to b beaten for being so stupid
aah the old “destroy what we don’t understand”. and you’re the one saying he’s stupid
WHAT A FUCKING FAG WANNA SOCK HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE
how many people are suffering from real pain brought on by either unwanted surgery, amputations, and so on… this fuck should have every peice of metal janked out, day by day…. ohhhhh it really hard to install metall into you as your body parts are being stretched for the implant… try having fushions in your spine… see what reall pain is real all about… id love to run into your kind… and just rip a piece out…
wtf
he’s got a tool box on his head , you never know when you might need a pair of scissors , just yank them outa lip . very handy !
i want to leave more fails to ths f*** gay
wtf he is a gimp gees he has sscissors through his mouth and look at his right ear WTF
When did being retarded become a survival skill?
I would gladly weld his face to a sign post on a busy road.
social welfare: because no employer is open minded enough to hire you…
someone kill this mental detritus before he reproduces
o wait, another fag limey cocklicker
I only want to know how he is able to smoke his crystal meth.
Things were never quite the same for poor Ted after he landed face-first onto his fishing tackle box. But I digress.
All that matters now is that with every new piercing he gets he is able to zap another zit. Ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce the new and improved Pukkel Popper.
Okay I think that is enough for now.
id still hit it