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Funniest Shit i have ever seen, the little asian kid was like fuck you get the fuck out and all the dude behind the camera could do was laugh. But seriously that was nasty right in public not cool, not cool.
LMAO nice video!!
hahaha little dirty asian beating his meat lol
Oh no….WhackoMcJacko was gonna call the police!
“Hello, 911? I was masturbating in a public library and this guy took a picture without my permission!”
LMAO ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that tickled the hell out of me!!!
BWWAAHHHHHAAAAAA ROTFLMAO
LOLOLOL
But is that a black guy behind the camera?
black people are irritating me right now…
ughhh
Just right now?
you stupid little racist sons of bitches you white people ar irratating cock sucker bitches
if you cant tell if hes black how is it irritating you. lol’d
Oh whao.. That is funny, but I feel bad for the Asian dude. The dude who filmed it is a douche, by the way. Why would you film something like that, and embarrassed a person like that? Alright it was wrong to masturbate in a public place, but you could of came up and told him like WTF stop, it wasn’t necessary to embarrass him
i know man but its funny
If he didn’t want to get caught he should atleast went to the bathroom, i would have put him on blast too nasty mf……………
I DON’T MIND MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC MAKE EVERY ONE JEALOUS OF MY BIG FAT DICK ..I KNOW MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT GOING TO BE OMG HE IS JACKING OF IN PUBLIC BUT DAMN DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT THING. JUST PICTURE IT AMY IS NICE AND JUICY
he shouldnt have been doing it in public!
I know it’s wrong for the asian guy to wank in public but to embarrass him like that and film himis just too much. It is always the blacks that like to embarrass like that. That’s one of the reasons why people don’t like to associate with blacks and low lifes
He deserved it. Beating his miniscule oritental meat in a public library -_-
Love the irony how the guy was black lool
What’s hilarious is that he says “Who cares it’s my freedom, it’s legal” LOL…First of all, it’s not legal, that’s what got Pee Wee Herman thrown in jail. It’s called indecent as fuck exposure, ahahaha..fucking kid beatin off to hentai and shit, wow
best thing ive ever seen
what do u call a chinaman with wood?
A wanker… rolf
ps:rolf means Rolling On Lounge Farting
relly is that supposed to be funnie?
wow efin hillarious!!!!! jerking his lil Grain Of RIce!!!! historical!!!
silly faggot…
lmao dude funnie ass sh/t…but i jst dont understand why film that? i mean you like pokin around waitn fo 1 ov yo friends 2 beat his meat?…lame.
HA!
Well the asian might be wanking but I bet he’s at least got a job and some day might even own his own business and home. Unlike the fucking spear chucking coon who’s probably spent his whole life on welfair selling drugs. Tell that freeloading nigger to go to the back of the bus where he belongs. What really piss’s me off is my tax dollars probably paid for the phone he used to record this with.
You sound like you need to go masterbate.
shake weight it baby!
@LOL fuck you pussy…. talking shit online when you know in person you would be shitting bricks and mumbling scared your probably friends with that lame in the video do us all a favor and stay your little punk ass in your aunts trailer
fuck you
@LOL…..wow…i can tell u really put a lot of effort into that. Here’s a bit of advice….go jerk off to a picture of ur mom. I here dats wat gets a wanker goin…
Sounds like LOL takes offense to recording someone masturbating in internet cafes. Wonder what that means?
Uh, when did it become legal to masterbate in public? Shit I didn’t know that! You mean I can masterbate in church? Cool. I didn’t know I had such freedoms. What else?
lol damn nigga u nasty as fuck
I believe u are the one who is nasty as fuck, using the n word and insulting a race to make yourself feel better for whatever trashy person you surly are. Yiur disgusting and need help
@starryNight, ur the one who needs help, immediate than you have ever imaged though.. run.. seriously. wow you’re something.
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anyways, i didnt know what he was doing at first. then i saw the computer
Will you marry me?
oh my fckn gawd!!! lmao!!!
Dude should learn about PCs meaning “Personal” computer. That way he can do like us discrete pervs.
If that was a public computer it should’ve had filters on it to block porn sites. Still funny as hell.
Dear Racist Bastards who think the guy behind the camera is black:
At the start of the video, a finger shows up right in front of the camera since the filmer was holding it wrong. A WHITE FINGER. If you’re gonna be a smart-ass, at least have the “smart” part down.
uh nvm, i hadnt seen the whole video…. unfortunately, this video makes it hard to be against racism…
when he tapped him on the shoulder, it was BLACK hand, stupid ass
hey =P the palms are white
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How long do you think until he shoots up the school?
Uh…I think he’s already taken care of Virginia Tech.
i just realized they’re speaking english but I’m not sure which one it’s more difficult to understand
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Kelta, he’s masturbating to one of our converstations he read here on Epic Fail.
No, he was probably watching some asian squid porn…
Well, yeah, probably. That’s what I usually masturbate to.
Well, personally I like Mechanophilia porn… VROOM VROOM!
I don’t know anything about it.
I was soooo kidding, it’s just something I picked up on in psychology…
Well, I didn’t even know what it means, but I would assume it involves machines. I was going to suggest the Orgasmatron video I recently watched a little of. Have you seen that?
It involves people who like to fuck cars… And I assume you are referring to the device implanted into your spine used to stimulate orgasms from within?
No. Somebody has taken a motor, put a piston arm on a disk on the motor and the piston pushes and pulls a dildo. So these women get up on a table and that fucks them at various speeds. There’s something else that does the same thing but it’s on like a saddle that sits on the floor and they sit down on it and I think it vibrates also. It seems to hit the spot.
Ah, yes I have seen those… They really hold no interest for me, I prefer the real thing…
As far as I’m concerned there’s nothing that can compare to the old fashioned vadge. But then I haven’t tried any of these oddities sold today, nor do I intend to.
Don’t get me wrong, I love my vibrator, and would have a very raw and sore clit without it… But I don’t need a machine to fuck me…
Yeah, the boyfriend takes care of that.
You have a boyfriend Fred? Here I was thinking you didn’t do that sort of thing…
I know that’s not what you were saying… Sorry…
If you were hinting that I have one, that would be a negative, they want commitment and that’s just not something I’m ready for… Or I’v just not found someone worth committing to…
Sorry, I’m washing dishes and other things, also. Multitasking.
Well, I’m sorry. I guess I’m thinking that you mentioned something about a boyfriend once, but now I not sure why I thought that. I guess I may be mixing you up with suckitall.
It’s ok, I’m back and forth between here and online medical journals… Dishes? That’s sexy… Please tell me you were nude while doing them…
And no, I haven’t had a boyfriend in 6 or 7 years now. That’s not to say I don’t get laid, I just don’t shack up with them afterward… What about you? Is there a Mrs.Fred?
No, it’s turned cold this evening and I have sweats on. Sorry.
Actually there is an ex that I have two boys by, but she and I haven’t talked in about a year. I talk to the boys a couple times a week. They’re in Thailand.
I don’t have what you would call a girlfriend, either. I have a couple of “friends” that I “socialize” with occasionally, but our situations are quite different and that is why I have no commitments. I think I’m kinda in your type of situation, maybe. I don’t know.
Kids huh? Interesting…
I have a million questions to ask but between the wine and this being a public domain, I think it best if I leave this alone…
They are 19 and 17. The oldest is going to school to be a doctor, the youngest is going back into modeling and acting which they both did when they were younger.
Wow you hit the nail on the head…
That’s great! Being a doctor isn’t easy. Neither is perusing modeling, especially male modeling, even the most beautiful of people have their critics…
Well, when they were small they were in tv serial movies, alot of commercials and magazine ads. They are or were quite used to it. But they wanted to quit and take Tai kwondo and just didn’t get back into it.
The youngest called me earlier this week from some modeling job, but I haven’t heard whether he got it or not. Anyway, they’re both goodlooking kids and could do that if they want. The oldest says he just doesn’t want to do it anymore.
I don’t want to just leave you hangin, but I have to go to work… I’ll catch you again tomorrow evening Im sure…
Goodnight Fred.
I need to get off also. Talk to you later.
Can I be best man?