Masturbation Fail

Posted on June 26th, 2010


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    1. HallieBug says:

      Funniest Shit i have ever seen, the little asian kid was like fuck you get the fuck out and all the dude behind the camera could do was laugh. But seriously that was nasty right in public not cool, not cool.
      LMAO nice video!!

    2. Bubba says:

      hahaha little dirty asian beating his meat lol

    3. HaloStarbucks says:

      Oh no….WhackoMcJacko was gonna call the police!

      “Hello, 911? I was masturbating in a public library and this guy took a picture without my permission!”

    4. TehBubbleh says:

      LMAO ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that tickled the hell out of me!!!

    5. Sugar says:

      BWWAAHHHHHAAAAAA ROTFLMAO

    6. fdafad says:

      LOLOLOL

      But is that a black guy behind the camera?
      black people are irritating me right now…
      ughhh

    7. Amy says:

      Oh whao.. That is funny, but I feel bad for the Asian dude. The dude who filmed it is a douche, by the way. Why would you film something like that, and embarrassed a person like that? Alright it was wrong to masturbate in a public place, but you could of came up and told him like WTF stop, it wasn’t necessary to embarrass him

      • James Wallace says:

        i know man but its funny

      • Eric says:

        If he didn’t want to get caught he should atleast went to the bathroom, i would have put him on blast too nasty mf……………

      • M.R BIG MEATZ says:

        I DON’T MIND MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC MAKE EVERY ONE JEALOUS OF MY BIG FAT DICK ..I KNOW MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT GOING TO BE OMG HE IS JACKING OF IN PUBLIC BUT DAMN DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT THING. JUST PICTURE IT AMY IS NICE AND JUICY

      • Kaliyah says:

        he shouldnt have been doing it in public!

      • CJAC5 says:

        I know it’s wrong for the asian guy to wank in public but to embarrass him like that and film himis just too much. It is always the blacks that like to embarrass like that. That’s one of the reasons why people don’t like to associate with blacks and low lifes

      • Afroman Where ma nigga man? I need help man mama dont want me do deal coke she wants me to deal weed D: says:

        He deserved it. Beating his miniscule oritental meat in a public library -_-

        Love the irony how the guy was black lool

    8. Mike says:

      What’s hilarious is that he says “Who cares it’s my freedom, it’s legal” LOL…First of all, it’s not legal, that’s what got Pee Wee Herman thrown in jail. It’s called indecent as fuck exposure, ahahaha..fucking kid beatin off to hentai and shit, wow

    9. jarrod says:

      best thing ive ever seen

    10. redzback says:

      what do u call a chinaman with wood?
      A wanker… rolf

    11. SozzM8ImStraight:} says:

      wow efin hillarious!!!!! jerking his lil Grain Of RIce!!!! historical!!!
      silly faggot…

    12. Name (required) says:

      lmao dude funnie ass sh/t…but i jst dont understand why film that? i mean you like pokin around waitn fo 1 ov yo friends 2 beat his meat?…lame.

    13. Name (required)... realy? says:

      HA!

    14. LOL says:

      Well the asian might be wanking but I bet he’s at least got a job and some day might even own his own business and home. Unlike the fucking spear chucking coon who’s probably spent his whole life on welfair selling drugs. Tell that freeloading nigger to go to the back of the bus where he belongs. What really piss’s me off is my tax dollars probably paid for the phone he used to record this with.

    15. Fred says:

      Uh, when did it become legal to masterbate in public? Shit I didn’t know that! You mean I can masterbate in church? Cool. I didn’t know I had such freedoms. What else?

    16. lololol says:

      lol damn nigga u nasty as fuck

      • starry Night says:

        I believe u are the one who is nasty as fuck, using the n word and insulting a race to make yourself feel better for whatever trashy person you surly are. Yiur disgusting and need help

    17. Kaliyah says:


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    18. Kaliyah says:

      anyways, i didnt know what he was doing at first. then i saw the computer

    19. brownies says:

      oh my fckn gawd!!! lmao!!!

    20. Fred says:

      Dude should learn about PCs meaning “Personal” computer. That way he can do like us discrete pervs.

    21. chase says:

      If that was a public computer it should’ve had filters on it to block porn sites. Still funny as hell.

    22. =P says:

      Dear Racist Bastards who think the guy behind the camera is black:
      At the start of the video, a finger shows up right in front of the camera since the filmer was holding it wrong. A WHITE FINGER. If you’re gonna be a smart-ass, at least have the “smart” part down.

    23. Fred says:

      S.O.M.A. Stop Online Masturbation Act. We masturbateurs must stop this bill from passing! Call Your congressman NOW!

    24. JK47 says:

      How long do you think until he shoots up the school?

    25. brian says:

      i just realized they’re speaking english but I’m not sure which one it’s more difficult to understand

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