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that chink should’ve drop kicked that nigga
Serves him right that is what a dorm room is for hes asain he should have the money for his own laptop haha. sex hotline would work too haha .
1st.lol
lol self owned u where not 1st xD
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this was just freaking retarded :]
first
first to fail
first to be a fucking retarded noob, who wasnt even first dum slut
ihate2 b racist if u wanna b ihate k
ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
what?
WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?
what?
I NEVER HEARD OF WHAT DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?
… damn pulp fiction ftw
Damn Soul…did your mommy not love you enough? I’ve seen nerd rage but damn haha *hug?*
I didn’t understand a word he was saying but you gotta feelsorry for the poor cunt
i would’ve died if that chinese dude turned out to be a 7th degree black belt and whooped on peepin tom’s ass lol
it’s legal!!
I remember the first time I was caught masturbating, here’s a great song to go with this fail:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA9mKbuzwLI&feature=youtube_gdata
That guy’s awesome!
Thanks for sharing, lol!
catchy song lol
just because you can doesn’t mean you should. damn!
This is why I avoid using the computer terminals on campus… so wrong.
Everyone does it, just don’t get caught in weird situations!
uh ok…
This is not legal in a public place. That’s why Pee wee herman was arrested.
you ever seen the sharking site publicviolations.com? the shit on there tho wrong is hilarious. especially the surprise bukkake
wait. this guy was wanking in a public www cafe?
haha nice. Dont you hate when that happen!
this reminds me of a similar incident at my College, in the middle of a computer analytic class, a mentally unstable guy whips his shit out and starts knockin it to BBW porn. The professor freaked out, tried to get him to stop. He had to call security to get the guy out. still with his pants around his ankles. it was classic.
did u get expelled? lol
hahahahahaha i would have been eye balling people all creepy like if it were me. but sadly no it wasnt me.
Its noted that people suffering from mental instabilities and/or moderate to severe mental illnesses are masturbation addicts because its immediate pleasure/satisfaction. I learnt this while going through a Mental Health Association on a tour.
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shit he doesnt have much to work with. heres mine.
http://lauriekendrick.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/dick4.jpg
was that necessary?
That guy is a total idiot trying to wack off at a public place.And what’s worse millions of people will know who he is now. If your gonna do it then do it somewhere private like at home. Not where strangers can catch you I pity this loser thank god nothing was showing.
yea there would of been kids there
If that idiot holding the cell phone camera spent more time studying and less time messing with his niggers then he would be less likely to be on welfare and later have to get gov’t. aid. stupid nigger (his own words)
nigger is racist, nigga is a different word everyone knows ur just getting mad because u have probably done this before or it was u, this video is hilarious there is no reason anyone should b sticking up for some pervert wacking his shit in a public place
What the hell is wrong with people on here? The focus here is some guy masturbating in a public place, not the person behind the camera. Saying that the black guy was only there because of affirmative action… Grow up, the Civil War is over, move on.
BTW, its actually a misconception that black people are using more government assistance than any other racial group.
How do you know that was a black guy holding the camera? I mean we never saw him did we? I think Kirsten is a racist for making that assumption.
He sounded black
Am I the only one who had to listen to it more than once before I realized that they were actually speaking ENGLISH? Sure, maybe the oriental guy may have a strong accent, but the other guy, I finally realized, is a black southerner. Hell, I am from SC, but he was so southern I had trouble understanding him.
lmfao! i’m german and i understood a few things the camera guy was saying ..lol
u guys are both homos
really u german so how the hell can u spell it so well lolz
lmaooooooooooooo never in a public place dude never in a public place
It kinda reminds me of the movie Braveheart. Hes the Chinees version of William Wallace. It’s legal…
Porn is legal, but rubbing one out in public is not. This dude was jacking off in a library or wherever it is.
camera man win
fingures only some nigger would be pulling that shit to someone else.. they act like they do everything perfect..
laying on the street, walking around with thier pants down to the ground, talking all ebonics..
ha ha a another cock sucker who is only brave enough to talk shit online. racist piece of shit
that nigger might sag his pants but he doesnt jackoff n watch porn in public
taking all ebonics? listen if you really want some we’ll give you Otay. no ones used that since buckwheat so go nuts. and by that i mean go puts some nuts in your mouth
Soo thats like Urkels adolescency
Affirmative action got that nigger into school at the expense of better qualified candidates and what does he do with the opportunity? Pick on someone who is likely doing scientific research and obviously socially unprepared for the freedoms that this country has to offer.
The black dude caught the little asian masturbating to porn in public. Looks like the black dude is the better candidate for higher education here.
i agree what kind of pervert are u la joe u must b a dude that would do this shit, if i caught somone doin that id beat there ass i dont give a fuck
Confucius say, he who jerk weiner in public, finds himself a sticky situ-asian.
You are the champion of the world. I wanna have your babies…
Epic Win on the comment sir
+1000
looooooooooooooooool!
BLEH! there isn’t enough hand sanitizer in the world!
he only furthered the stereotype about asian men. he was able to put the monster away under a desk with ease. honestly can you blame the guy. bein that small he mighta been able to get away with it, and he most certainly isnt gonna be able to get some bitch to do it for him. poor fool.
Can we get some subtitles for the incoherent niggerbabble?
im black but i thought the word “niggerbabble” was pretty funny XD. You bitch.
this website is based on an english speaking language if u dont like it get the fuck out
Weird thing is that I understand what the asian kid is saying but not the nigger
wow this asian is a fucking retard man he should get a life fucking nerds on the earth are fucking aliens get a fucking AA-12 and shoot on that fucking retarded asian that likes hantai, fucker bitch im sure he likes to know people know hes masturbating at work man get a fucking life you sucker of cock GET A FUCKING LIFE man get nuts too
comment win lol
Dude, do you really have nothing better to do than go online and cuss out everyone you see? You tell him to get a life, but, seriously? You are probably the guy who plays online games just to insult people. Grow up, get out of your mom’s basement, and get a life.
punctuation fail.
and im sure he never had sex in his life man gtfo u son of a bitch i should call pedobear just 4 u
i love it two fails in one. fail one on the asian for jerkin it in public and gettin caught, fail two on the nigger just for being a nigger.
sounds like a latino trying to be black, he wouldve never sounded as cool with a latin accent
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HAHA!!! I fucking love my people (blacks) this dude didnt give a fuck about disgression XD
I smell a Tosh.0 web redemption.
Lolz, being an asian, i clearly find that situation shameful to the bone, but funny as cake, and tht asian guy is clearly a dorky nerd-nerd xD
man, reminds me of a guy in my college xD
Haha! Go to the bathroom or buy a laptop!
I am sure there are lots of KRAUTS/MICKS that does this crap in Public, but they did not get caught like this FOB.
Oh you, telling someone to speak English is rather irrelevant, since the first people that got here did not speak English. “Engrish”, was just a convenient language to use.
Speak Native American!
First!
Win!
“I have my freedom!”
“it’s legal!”
man if this kd actually denied it there wudnt of been any proof.
he was wackin it to world of warcraft
lol omg that stubid asain u couldnt even understand him except him saying get the fuck out lol what a dumbass
lmao!
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u people need to quit be racist thats just how all black people talk fuck i have never heard a black person talk about how white people talk. its not hard at all to understand what hes saying ur jsut a bunch of racist fucks and you knowyou wudnt say it to any of there faces
FYI.IM WHITE
Go Nate Dawg! Some one whose not an internet nazi… KUDOS
there would of been kids there