Soccer Fail

Posted on June 30th, 2010


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    1. stfu says:

      looks like dyquin is grabbin that dick again

    2. ihate says:

      leo messi is awesome

    3. LOL says:

      He looks happy…….

    4. nuts says:

      dude he is serusly grabing it , not by mistake , he really want it

      • Iceman7 says:

        Sure he grabs his cahoneys!!!This man plays for Panathinaikos in Greece and all of them are gays.

      • pipis says:

        so, everyone in greece is gay?

      • Lymbe says:

        Σου γαμω το σοι κωλογαβρε αρχιδι μαλακισμενο. Ακομα και εδω στα ψεματα ρε πουστρα? Αλλα τι να περιμενεις απο τους απογονους του στολου… Εμαθες τουλαχιστον ποιος ειναι ο μπαμπας σου μωρη αδερφαρα?

    5. Failboy says:

      wrong ball pal!

    6. Nordvind says:

      submitter fail, its a FOOTBALL

      • KU785 says:

        It’s Soccer, shit for brains. This is an American site. Shut the fuck up.

      • Sbuff says:

        agree

      • Soul Survivor says:

        its football u fucking retarded yank go shave ur ugly gay ass and die from aids u jerry springer watchin hamburger eatin racist cunts

      • KU785 says:

        For some reason, in that rant of run on words, you want me to shave my ass? WTF…

      • Dyquen says:

        Its funny how the ENTIRE PLANET calls this Football, but the US is the only one calling it soccer. and RUGBY is wat they call football. I live in the US (10 years now) and i still dont get it.

      • Ramirez says:

        It seems that in the US it’s pretty hard to understand the concept of a game that is played by hitting a BALL with your FOOT and therefor naming it FOOTBALL…i know, mind blowing right?

      • Cock chomper says:

        It is Football. Because you kick it with your fucking foot.

        “America – A land where people who can’t read angrily quote bible scriptures they don’t understand.” Bill Hicks (an American).

      • Orbital says:

        Kind of like how we still don’t use the metric system. I wish we did. It makes so much more sense. But, when it comes down to it, this is an American site and we call it soccer….even though it doesn’t really make sense.

      • Jeff says:

        It’s called Soccer in America because we actually play a real sport here called Football unlike the rest of your shitty countries just abunch of fucking pussies when you guys know what to do with a pig skin then come talk faggots

      • Zinser says:

        jeff , people like you is the reasson that makes THE US the joke in the world cup, so rest for sure, that the states will not win the world cup, ever

      • Veritas says:

        Soccer is gay, just like the World Cup interfering with the NBA finals was gay. Oh, and why do we do shit differently than other countries in the US? Because we can.

      • KU785 says:

        http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/news/its-football-to-you-soccer-to-me–fbintl_ro-soccervsfootball070110.html

        Learn the history of the sport before you talk trash. If calling it Soccer pisses off any European then think again. Now piss off, wankers.

      • Jeff says:

        Zinser you faggot… i don’t care if the US ever wins a world cup because it’s a sport full of pussies it’s all about that real football HAIL TO THE SKINS!!!!!

      • Jake says:

        It is called soccer in the USA, it doesn’t make any sense but bitching about it is pointless so STFU AND GTFO you know you are just jealous of the US anyway.

      • Emily says:

        its both k?

      • insult says:

        i say soccer SHOULDbe called football and football called soccer but the world is wierd that way

      • carolinagirl7 says:

        Dyquen: we have soccer, football, abd rugby. Our football is not also our rugby, we have both. And does it really matter what we call it compared to the other countries? So, we say it different. How about y’all whine and complain about it some more.

      • Tyler says:

        That is retarded. American football a man’s sport? Yeah they look real manly in their tights. Please don’t make me laugh. Soccer: No padding, no helmets, just balls. Funny how the entire world watches the World Cup and no one but the US gives a shit about the superbowl. I’m American and I don’t give a shit. LMAO!!!

      • JEFF SUCKS COCKS says:

        U see Soccer which for me is football is played with ur feet..now american football is played with ur hands ( mostly ) kinda retarded but its american so not retarted at all cuz retarted is like the standard there..

      • Q says:

        Soccer fuckin sucks…. first of all who gives a fuck what we call it its the same fuckin sport so get over it…second all soccer is is a bunch of pussieswho trip then hold their leg likes it’s broken and try to get a foul out of it. It’s a dumbass sport with dumbass rules and dumbass fuckin cock suckin european fans

      • Bear says:

        FOOTBALL!!!

    7. Dude says:

      dildoman

    8. Failboy says:

      Hey, that’s a yellow card for Hand ball!

    9. Shane says:

      this proves soccer is gay

    10. smarekas says:

      so Papastathopoulos is gay , right ? couldn’t imagine it ….

    11. MomoXv says:

      uuuuu le agarro el trozo… a huevo k kiere algo

      uuu he grab his (how its says “trozo” in englis??) of curse (a no asi significa maldicion)course(o como se diga) he wants something

      • Raginbull says:

        jajaja traeme unos tacos, gracias

      • Dante says:

        A mi tambien, sin cebolla por favor.

      • Alex_plc says:

        Its funny how americans think of “”"soccer”"” as a gay sport. What do you think south africans or australians think american footbals is? Rugby for fairys…Its fun too how 1% of american population actually plays a sport, while the other 99% are overweight and pathethic watching their favourite pay per view sports, while calling the non americans sports ( wich of course you dont have to pay for) “gay”.

      • Tom says:

        yo quiero nachossssss!!!!

    12. Dyquen says:

      What’s with these male athletes getting pictured grabbin dick all the time. Lets see some female athletes grabbing some boobs or scooping some snatch. time for equal opportunities here.

    13. poopoo says:

      Yo? Dey’s playin’ handball instead of futball.

    14. xtreme_mayhem says:

      communism tight crotch

    15. Kyle says:

      pause…

    16. smurf says:

      the reach around

    17. kid says:

      messi didn’t score in this game, but at least he got a hand on his package

    18. JLC says:

      The other player just wants some of Messi’s skills to “rub on” him

    19. foot ball mad says:

      soccer or foot ball its all shit and should not be on TV

      • Zinser says:

        to bad its the most profitable sport in the worls, the mancehster united, real madrid and barcelona are the richest sporting intitutions in the world and the ratinngs of the worldcup are 16x bigger than the ratings of the superbowl. so it mut suck to hate soccer on this planet

    20. Zinser says:

      soccer ites the most profitable sport in the world, the FIFA world cup has a bigger rating than the olimpic games and about 16 times thee income of the superbowl, where the small transactions are in 5o million euros, so a little respect from all of the idiots that thinks is gay.

      pd: leo messi earns about 10 million euros a year, dates one of the hottest supermodels alive and its consider the best athlete of the year, so feel free to want to be him.

    21. James says:

      So…..is this considered a “handball”?

    22. Football says:

      American “footballers” wear helmets and pads. Real footballers don’t. And don’t remind me of the number of gays in US football.

      • Jake says:

        American football is a different sport with different gameplay, and that is why fucking soccer players go down for 10 minutes every time they run into each other.

      • justin says:

        Shut the fuck up American football players are not gay only you would know if they were you fagot!!!!!!!!!!

    23. hubby69 says:

      I must see 15 or 20 of similar shots like this every month. I’m beginning to think soccer is a gay sport. You would never see this crap in hockey ….on only real mans sport in the world. As kids we always considered soccer the sport for kids who couldn’t afford hockey equipment. lol

    24. Just call me this time pls says:

      Okay, mb Messi will grow a bit after this, or any part of him.But that didn’t happen, Argentina failed today, 4:0 lose vs Germany.

    25. Vendettarocks says:

      Messi! Argentina is gone :D

    26. Emily says:

      Lol the guy on the left seems to be enjoying it…. lol :)

    27. Kat says:

      LMAO, my country got Argentina by the balls!!!! GET IIIIT!
      Pls spare me the info, i know we lost in the end. LOL

    28. Chelito says:

      Damn, america is so full of ignorants and racist bastards ! good thing my family is latin ! cuz yall dont have culture ! how can you diss other countries for playing the #1 sport in the World..? Football or Soccer whatever man. Damn thats why so many people diss the States for being so selfish! Im so happy to be in Canada ! p.s: dont get me wrong I love Cali and the rest of the states ! I just hate the average red neck who thinks he knows it all !! peace

      • NeAndresthal says:

        I think that every nation in the world has its own stock of trolls and “all-foreign-haters”. I live in Spain and I see many of them avery day. When I watch Youtube I can see them all.

    29. TITI says:

      that’s why American football players wear helmet and pads… REAL MEN DON’T..

      • Tex The Merciless says:

        People would die if they didn’t wear helmets in American football.
        Remember the biggest strongest men in the world play AMERICAN football.
        Put Ray Lewis on a rugby field and watch these rugby players drop like flies.
        Silly eurpean douches thinking they’re tough lamo

    30. DanTheTool says:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJwVVPkQEJs Soccer is GAY.

      This is why we wear pads in American Football: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOg5CQBOaSQ

    31. Tex The Merciless says:

      This picture just about sums up soccer.
      Bunch of flopping , slap fights and dudes giving each other hand jobs.

    32. aleho says:

      its a greek player from the game argentina-greece during mundial

    33. Pepe says:

      This isn’t even a fail, if Messi tried to dribble me the only thing I’d think of is ‘Fuck, grab his cock and hope it hurts him’.
      It’s a pretty standard manoeuvre.
      And please, take the pads of one of your fairy American ‘football’ players, stick him on a rugby league pitch ANYWHERE in the world and watch him die.

    34. BigMike says:

      CHEATING FAIL lmao

    35. allahuakbar says:

      you can say whatever you want but its still the world’s biggest sport, there is no professional sport bigger than this, so fuck the haters and kudos to Messi

    36. RUGBY says:

      Soccer is for GAY, RUGBY is for MAN

    37. MarxSoul07 says:

      lol those damn brits


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