Soccer Fail84
By jason in Sports Fail on June 30, 2010
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looks like dyquin is grabbin that dick again
Looks like dyquin is grabbin that dick again, but DYQUEN only grabs for tits, chooch and bubbly chica ass. i’ll send some your way if you ask nicely.
NO Soccer men its FOOTBALL !!!
Looks like Messi isn’t that big as people are saying! Ghehe!
messi love that hand xD
he aint doing nutin ta stpp it
leo messi is awesome
He looks happy…….
dude he is serusly grabing it , not by mistake , he really want it
Sure he grabs his cahoneys!!!This man plays for Panathinaikos in Greece and all of them are gays.
so, everyone in greece is gay?
Σου γαμω το σοι κωλογαβρε αρχιδι μαλακισμενο. Ακομα και εδω στα ψεματα ρε πουστρα? Αλλα τι να περιμενεις απο τους απογονους του στολου… Εμαθες τουλαχιστον ποιος ειναι ο μπαμπας σου μωρη αδερφαρα?
wrong ball pal!
submitter fail, its a FOOTBALL
It’s Soccer, shit for brains. This is an American site. Shut the fuck up.
agree
its football u fucking retarded yank go shave ur ugly gay ass and die from aids u jerry springer watchin hamburger eatin racist cunts
For some reason, in that rant of run on words, you want me to shave my ass? WTF…
Its funny how the ENTIRE PLANET calls this Football, but the US is the only one calling it soccer. and RUGBY is wat they call football. I live in the US (10 years now) and i still dont get it.
It seems that in the US it’s pretty hard to understand the concept of a game that is played by hitting a BALL with your FOOT and therefor naming it FOOTBALL…i know, mind blowing right?
It is Football. Because you kick it with your fucking foot.
“America – A land where people who can’t read angrily quote bible scriptures they don’t understand.” Bill Hicks (an American).
Kind of like how we still don’t use the metric system. I wish we did. It makes so much more sense. But, when it comes down to it, this is an American site and we call it soccer….even though it doesn’t really make sense.
It’s called Soccer in America because we actually play a real sport here called Football unlike the rest of your shitty countries just abunch of fucking pussies when you guys know what to do with a pig skin then come talk faggots
jeff , people like you is the reasson that makes THE US the joke in the world cup, so rest for sure, that the states will not win the world cup, ever
Soccer is gay, just like the World Cup interfering with the NBA finals was gay. Oh, and why do we do shit differently than other countries in the US? Because we can.
http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/news/its-football-to-you-soccer-to-me–fbintl_ro-soccervsfootball070110.html
Learn the history of the sport before you talk trash. If calling it Soccer pisses off any European then think again. Now piss off, wankers.
Zinser you faggot… i don’t care if the US ever wins a world cup because it’s a sport full of pussies it’s all about that real football HAIL TO THE SKINS!!!!!
It is called soccer in the USA, it doesn’t make any sense but bitching about it is pointless so STFU AND GTFO you know you are just jealous of the US anyway.
its both k?
i say soccer SHOULDbe called football and football called soccer but the world is wierd that way
Dyquen: we have soccer, football, abd rugby. Our football is not also our rugby, we have both. And does it really matter what we call it compared to the other countries? So, we say it different. How about y’all whine and complain about it some more.
That is retarded. American football a man’s sport? Yeah they look real manly in their tights. Please don’t make me laugh. Soccer: No padding, no helmets, just balls. Funny how the entire world watches the World Cup and no one but the US gives a shit about the superbowl. I’m American and I don’t give a shit. LMAO!!!
U see Soccer which for me is football is played with ur feet..now american football is played with ur hands ( mostly ) kinda retarded but its american so not retarted at all cuz retarted is like the standard there..
Soccer fuckin sucks…. first of all who gives a fuck what we call it its the same fuckin sport so get over it…second all soccer is is a bunch of pussieswho trip then hold their leg likes it’s broken and try to get a foul out of it. It’s a dumbass sport with dumbass rules and dumbass fuckin cock suckin european fans
FOOTBALL!!!
dildoman
Hey, that’s a yellow card for Hand ball!
Hahahahahahahahahaha +1
i was just wondering if that 2 counts
this proves soccer is gay
Shane’s comment proves that he is gay
Shane is right. Soccer was born gay; it wasn’t a choice.
MrCharm69? Man, with a nick like that you must be gay..are you Shane’ gf/bf/69 partner or smth?
it was prove that a long time ago the creators made it so it took awhile for people to understand
so Papastathopoulos is gay , right ? couldn’t imagine it ….
uuuuu le agarro el trozo… a huevo k kiere algo
uuu he grab his (how its says “trozo” in englis??) of curse (a no asi significa maldicion)course(o como se diga) he wants something
jajaja traeme unos tacos, gracias
A mi tambien, sin cebolla por favor.
Its funny how americans think of “”"soccer”"” as a gay sport. What do you think south africans or australians think american footbals is? Rugby for fairys…Its fun too how 1% of american population actually plays a sport, while the other 99% are overweight and pathethic watching their favourite pay per view sports, while calling the non americans sports ( wich of course you dont have to pay for) “gay”.
yo quiero nachossssss!!!!
What’s with these male athletes getting pictured grabbin dick all the time. Lets see some female athletes grabbing some boobs or scooping some snatch. time for equal opportunities here.
Yo? Dey’s playin’ handball instead of futball.
communism tight crotch
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the reach around
messi didn’t score in this game, but at least he got a hand on his package
The other player just wants some of Messi’s skills to “rub on” him
soccer or foot ball its all shit and should not be on TV
to bad its the most profitable sport in the worls, the mancehster united, real madrid and barcelona are the richest sporting intitutions in the world and the ratinngs of the worldcup are 16x bigger than the ratings of the superbowl. so it mut suck to hate soccer on this planet
soccer ites the most profitable sport in the world, the FIFA world cup has a bigger rating than the olimpic games and about 16 times thee income of the superbowl, where the small transactions are in 5o million euros, so a little respect from all of the idiots that thinks is gay.
pd: leo messi earns about 10 million euros a year, dates one of the hottest supermodels alive and its consider the best athlete of the year, so feel free to want to be him.
So…..is this considered a “handball”?
American “footballers” wear helmets and pads. Real footballers don’t. And don’t remind me of the number of gays in US football.
American football is a different sport with different gameplay, and that is why fucking soccer players go down for 10 minutes every time they run into each other.
Shut the fuck up American football players are not gay only you would know if they were you fagot!!!!!!!!!!
I must see 15 or 20 of similar shots like this every month. I’m beginning to think soccer is a gay sport. You would never see this crap in hockey ….on only real mans sport in the world. As kids we always considered soccer the sport for kids who couldn’t afford hockey equipment. lol
Okay, mb Messi will grow a bit after this, or any part of him.But that didn’t happen, Argentina failed today, 4:0 lose vs Germany.
Messi! Argentina is gone
Lol the guy on the left seems to be enjoying it…. lol
LMAO, my country got Argentina by the balls!!!! GET IIIIT!
Pls spare me the info, i know we lost in the end. LOL
Damn, america is so full of ignorants and racist bastards ! good thing my family is latin ! cuz yall dont have culture ! how can you diss other countries for playing the #1 sport in the World..? Football or Soccer whatever man. Damn thats why so many people diss the States for being so selfish! Im so happy to be in Canada ! p.s: dont get me wrong I love Cali and the rest of the states ! I just hate the average red neck who thinks he knows it all !! peace
I think that every nation in the world has its own stock of trolls and “all-foreign-haters”. I live in Spain and I see many of them avery day. When I watch Youtube I can see them all.
that’s why American football players wear helmet and pads… REAL MEN DON’T..
People would die if they didn’t wear helmets in American football.
Remember the biggest strongest men in the world play AMERICAN football.
Put Ray Lewis on a rugby field and watch these rugby players drop like flies.
Silly eurpean douches thinking they’re tough lamo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJwVVPkQEJs Soccer is GAY.
This is why we wear pads in American Football: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOg5CQBOaSQ
This picture just about sums up soccer.
Bunch of flopping , slap fights and dudes giving each other hand jobs.
its a greek player from the game argentina-greece during mundial
This isn’t even a fail, if Messi tried to dribble me the only thing I’d think of is ‘Fuck, grab his cock and hope it hurts him’.
It’s a pretty standard manoeuvre.
And please, take the pads of one of your fairy American ‘football’ players, stick him on a rugby league pitch ANYWHERE in the world and watch him die.
CHEATING FAIL lmao
you can say whatever you want but its still the world’s biggest sport, there is no professional sport bigger than this, so fuck the haters and kudos to Messi
Soccer is for GAY, RUGBY is for MAN
Because rugby is always on TV
lol those damn brits
I love how Messi is just like, bitch, im flawless