And I guess the lettuce symbolizes shaved pubic hair? Yikes… lol
Now is it Pepperoni or Sausage ? lol
first to suck my non existant dickk x]
Molly i want to marry you. Just sayin.
sorry chad my heart belongs to buddha..yum tasty moobs ;]
Completely understandable. Who wouldn’t be seduced by the jiggle?
haha true true. he is one sexy beast ;]
Consequences will never be the same!
Too bad Buddha was a very thin elderly man with a dried up sack just saying
Are you thinking of Ghandi? Quite different to Buddha.
I can’t tell where her teeth are….That presents another fail to the already obvious phallic one..
the third fail is that someone marrid it, and the forth fail is that this IS! some kind of selebration LOL
Husband: “I said to use NO teeth, bitch! Now you know why I want a divorce!”
I’m hungry now.
she realy needs to get laid
Same face as if it was a real dick!
I doubt she like either in her mouth.
@raza, yeah man, GF also has that frown when I come in her face lol
the little kid is saying i could take the whole thing
i love the way the kid looks at it like “oh my god this is so exciting .. is she gonna lick it? .. i’d love it”
She is taking the diss “go eat a dick” a lil too literal. The question is, can she Nom it all in one bite?
It must be her first time. She’ll get used to it.
No way she is a pro! Look at how she isn’t forgetting about the balls.
is that cum on her tounge?
cum is on the dish
-And for the lady?
-Yep, I want that penis with a salad
Well, I was going to make a teeth fail comment but since it’s already been covered I guess I won’t. Wait, I just did. NVM, carry on gents.
too old dude ..
bahahah she looks like whats her name on seinfield? shes now doing those weight watcher commercials? i forgot her name LOL
THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DICK
I think there’s a patent teeth fail there too …
That kid in the bac looks like hes thinking “mmmm I would like a bite of that thing”
look at her eating a dick
Not enjoying it, doesn’t she?
She’s holding it wrong… Stop pinching those balls :<
judging from her face, she just found the smegma
eat a dick biatch
What’s exactly the fail here? That she’s eating dickshaped food or that her teeth are falling out?
the fail is she is eating dickshaped food. thats just cheese or somethin in her mouth (:
it was probably made that way for a reason, like ummmmmm, being a cunt to the waiter/wwaitress?
she looks like she’s scared of it. maybe its too big for her!
wauajajaj that cunt needs a lot of practice never grab a men by the ballz you always grab it from the stick XD!!
That used to be an actual pizza bone until she ate half of it.
to make it even better would be to put salad,,, sauce….
well that sweet stuff that you put on salad material to give it an extra flavour but it isnt fat free.