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    1. Someone needs to find and destroy this woman, that dildo, and that douche she aspires to obsess over.

  1. What a fucking fat loser… I suppose I can’t talk, I was obsessed with Gillian Anderson from X-Files. But I was 15 for fucks sake!

    1. I’m obsessed with the trident layers girl, she may be 15 for fucks sake. Gillian is very hot too.

  2. Those look like permits on the wall. Is that a business she is in? Boy do I will I was a sparkly vampire so I could bang that hot chick. I bet her boyfriends have to wear Edward masks when they do her. To be fair she would have to wear a bag over her head as well.

    1. Nah Bro. The permit looking things, are actually “official your a vampire certificates”. All she had to do was mail a naked picture and two thousand dollars to the official headquarters in Somalia.

  3. One thing is being overlooked… if she had even ONE THING in her room with Twilight on it then it would still be a huge fail.

    1. I agree, thanks to Stephenie Meyer vampires passed from blood sucking demons to cock sucking faggots

  4. Ok! I love the books and the movies but… I know that ITS JUST A BOOK! She is totally Crazy! If we kick out Twilight of his head… what will happen to this woman? She going to be a fan of Hannah Montana or something like that?

    1. IM gonna go in full Blade Cosplay hair cut and blades, to the next twilight premier and just terrorize the twilighters camped outside. Someone WILL shit bricks.

  5. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! WHAT KIND OF MOTHERFUCKING RETARD
    WOULD USE THAT DAMN BLUE WALL PAINT WITH A RED AND BLACK CHECKERED COMFORTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. That is an excellent idea. ^.^
      Thumbs up for that.
      And Dyquen, YEAH you do that! Those faggot lovers won’t even expect that coming. Ahhh I can already hear their screams of fear. Muahahaha

  6. Perhaps it’s her daughter’s bedroom?
    I don’t know… Why in modern times monsters become cute models? I’ll stick to Nosferatu, thank you very much.

  7. I CAN’T…HIT…THE…FAIL BUTTON…ENOUGH. Every other book, movie, show, or legend says that vampires and sunlight DO NOT MIX. Where did that author come up with idea for making them glitter more than a gay pride rally?

    1. No, there is nothing in this picture relative to any type of win. She fails in every respect of the word.

  8. She’s one of those mom’s whos a best friend to her daughter and likes to make whoopie with dead people apparently.

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