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that guy needs to quit crying, seriously…
its a female:/
That guy is a girl.
I know, I didn’t believe it either.
its hard to tell what the hell that is…
Dude seriously?!
what a fag
thinkin he is all kool and shit plz man i bet u if somebody kaame up to him wit a gun he be be crying,
shitting his pants.
funny how he needs a weapon when he cant use his fists……. just shows what a fag he is………….
i wanna track her down and WHOOP her ass
MOTHAFUCKA o.0
he covers most of the ground
i would just stab him and watch all his fat roll out of his stomach
The trailer park makes this fail.
hahaha, dudeu woulnd’t last even 5 secs in a real fight
u need to practice ur fucktsu and work out, damn! UR HELLA FAT!
Fat fuck has never fought anyone besides 60 lbs computer nerds apparently
lmao i thought it was a guy a bitch voice until she said she was a girl….Is it ok 4 a fat person to make fun of another fat person
It’s kind of sad that someone feels they have to leave a video like this. Yes, it is an outweighing-threatening joke, but still, the hate and frustration for some to make a video is kinda sad.
What a loser.I’m a 2nd dan black belt in Taekwondo,and her feeble attempts at being a badass is pretty pathetic.Jujitsu? Naw.I’m not sure the kid knows how to do basic punches,yet execute them.Being 4x my own weight,i’d still be able to do a flying triangle on this kid.
did you take taekwondo from a sissy where you can get a black belt in like 2 years, or did you take the real taekwondo, if you took the real taekwondo you should try kuk sool thats what i take its a lot different but having a black belt o both you would be the biggest badass on the face if the planet
I’ve never actually met anyone that is tough that has to put all of there effort into convincing you they were. How about instead of trying to convince people yourself at how awesome you are you take an english class and learn to spell and use ‘basic’ grammar. hahaha EP
Fat mo fo!
You fat slob. Get on a diet, and maybe you would be able to kick higher than your fifth belly. I fucking hate people who wear gang colours, and get all brave.
*whispers* Great White Buffalo
For the record, The handle from the 2 ton jack is not solid steel. It’s hollow tubing. She/it even shows us the end of it.
and usually aluminium
Why would that person put that video n the internet? O_o
WHAT, your a girl.
“i will fucking HOP out of the car”.. R O F L! he/she cant hop is “it’s” life depended on it tbh.
Female? Seriously?…..
LOL xaxaxaxaxaxa
this thing cannot even kick!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PIZZA THE HUT
it doesnt really matter if she(he) has part of a jack to beat you with. you could probably run faster than she(he) could swing.
Nice moves grasshopper. Wait til you see her hop out of that van swinging her solid steel jack handle. LMFAO
damn thas one hard nigga lol
lolill do it considering im a 6’5 Marine and weigh ooohhh bout half his weight (240) so when i get back from my 2nd tour ill go 2 Morning Town West Virginia or sumthin lol ill bring my buddys too lmao
OOO…Can I come…never kicked anyones ass before…it would be so fun
hahahahaha holy shit i thats one pissed off bitch i thought she was like a fatass 12 yr old kid at first
Putting this vid on the net just proved how idiot you are. Right now you have 3847 fails to support that fact.
GJ!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzPBUGUM7KQ
u fat prick, only fight ur in is against breast cancer
Train-wreck much?
Seriously? Is this a girl or a pre-pubescent boy? And, you live in a trailer park? You want “them” to see who you are and where you live? Because it’s something to be proud of? Somewhere out there a Jujitsu teacher is weeping … or laughing.
Id say laughing because they know someone will go the her/him and beat the fat out of her lol
stupid fat kid!
oh and btw, 300th comment!!
Man that (girl? had some MOVES!
I could easily take her out, though, with what I learned in jujitsu. I’ll buy a hamburger and toss it to the ground and when she goes for it, I’ll perform a jujitsu-hamburger-stomp and game over. Yeah mother fucker!
I like how she’s calling someone else fat lol.
lol. Wow… what a loser… people probably weren’t crying that that left WoW they were probably saying “Wow are you a fucking retard for deleted your toons!?” And lol @ her calling someone fat, I wonder if she even owns a mirror.
Shes just pissed cause she didnt get her HappyMeal at McDonalds
I wonder if it can reproduce by itself
I hope not. That would mean it will.
dude i wouldn’t mess with her you saw what she did to that lady at SeaWorld
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haha epic facepalm
forgot what kind of animation this is and it’s pissing me off
Ah, yes…the lost art of jujitsu.
And, he/she/it also shaves the armpits, because “it’s makes me aerodynamic when i fight.”
Anyone notice that she says 2 ton jack. Jacks arnt that hevy. plus if I find it. Ill say somthing to provoke it into hitting me let myself take a few hits then just push her. Noone would really waste their fighting style on this “person” Plus I take Jujitsu and she only knows the basic defence. nothing really advanced. But this was sure fun to watch.
2 ton jack means it can lift 2 tons. Yes, they have them… and they aren’t hard to find. FAIL
I guess she(?) thinks that over abusing the word “fuck” will actually scare someone off??
That was a fail in so many ways, I couldn’t even tell IT was a girl until she said it herself…
and dude, did she really say jiu jitsu?? I bet she can’t even kick higher than her knee, or ankle for that matter…
lol thought u were a dude for most of that vid
she’s fat
“It” couldn’t take anything out.LOL
Nobody would want to “F***K” with it. And it has the nerve to call someone else Fat?
hahahahahahahahahahaha WTF!!!!! hahahahahahahaha that was damn funny!!!!
Hey bitch tits, whats the shirt quad XL you fat cunt! did everyone notice that each clip wasnt to long and there was a break in between the ” karate moves” Well you fat sweat-hog i dont care if your a woman, you aint scaring anyone and your only hurting yourself by trying to act tough. BP should put ur ass in the gulf to plug the fuckin oil leak!!!!
hit me with the bumper jack…just PLEASE DON’T SIT ON ME !!
HOLY SHIT DUDE, ERIC CARTMAN IS A CHICK?!!!
it isnt a he or a she it is an IT
This is fucking hilarious, what a douche I’d love to see her reaction to all these comments
um yeah! so, he or she or whatever it is basically talked shit about someone being a fat ass! im pretty sure the thing making this vides is pretty fat and disgusting also! those who live in glass houses……..shouldnt throw stones!
was that a guy or girl?? idk.. but i guess all that he/she said made him/her feel better..lol
this bozo has more chins than a chinese phonebook
she might be able to punch me in the balls but i know for sure i can push her down a hill and watch her roll
Isn’t this the character on Trailer Park Boys that was taken out because he/she/it was way too much trailer parky?