Soccer Player Fail

Posted on July 13th, 2010


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    1. failboy says:

      first!

      • Veritas says:

        Soccer is always fail.

      • pooprrr says:

        fuck off, veritas! Plus: Decent people call it football, not fuckin’ soccer…

      • laughing out loud says:

        pooprrr, Here we call that soccer if ur not happy with that then stfu

      • pooprrr says:

        in fact, I couldn’t care less.

      • miguel says:

        This sport name is football, what you call football is only american football… you don’t play with feet….GO SPAIN!!
        Fucking De Jong, Van Bommel et…

      • pooprrr says:

        that’s the spirit! ¡La victoria es nuestra, hermano!

      • Soul Survivor says:

        its FOOTBALL YOU FAGGOTS

      • eduardortiz says:

        laughing out loud, where do “we” call football soccer…. are you asuming we are in the states? or do you mean the internet? lol1!!

      • Jake says:

        It is called soccer in the usa get the fuck over it

      • pooprrr says:

        *sings* this is not… Amercia…

      • Veritas says:

        pooprrr, you know how I know you’re gay? Exactly.

      • Eldix says:

        Ok, first of all, this is a web site whose server is located in America, the base language for the site is American english,and in American english it’s called soccer.
        Second of all, you high-and-mighty fucktards over there WERE THE FIRST ONES TO CALL IT SOCCER, way back when it was first turned into an actual league sport. Try learning a little bit about your “football” before you bash Americans for calling it by a name you yourself created.

      • justin says:

        It is called soccer not football you dumb ass mother fuckers so shut up and leave America alone.

    2. MyNameIsSexy says:

      Epic fail blog fail!

      Video blocked by fifa…

      FAIL xD

    3. Butthead says:

      Fifa died soon later.

    4. M.U. says:

      FIFAFAIL

    5. CainMD says:

      wtf mate

    6. I_am_me says:

      Re-upload the video. NOW!

    7. konxy says:

      omg,hate this fucking bald judge

    8. Soul Survivor says:

      fuck off

    9. slapstop says:

      FIFA =

    10. slapstop says:

      Fist In Fragile Anus

    11. Dyquen says:

      Video Blocked, post fail

    12. New First Lord says:

      FIFA: Federations of International Fail Associations.

    13. mr.b says:

      I saw it, looked like it hurt.

    14. Patrao says:

      Post fail should be the title

    15. Beans says:

      nigel de jong is awesome!!! lol

    16. petter says:

      I HATE THAT MOTHER FUCKER!

    17. neodox says:

      Imma kick you inna CHUSS!

    18. Uhh... says:

      Liu Kang wins!

    19. james says:

      platini fail…and he’s gay cause he’s french

    20. pooprrr says:

      Woah, those Dutch are ANIMALS… but they play some damn fine football at times…

      • Flextacy says:

        Commentator fail.
        He said “Red for Van Bommel”
        While it was Nigel De Jong who kicked the Spanish guy in the chest.

        At those times I enjoy watching soccer and I’m proud of playing it myself! :D
        When we play bad we get far.. When we play fine we don’t.

        Damnit Holland!

      • jim says:

        no, in fact he said:

        “das ist rot, bei van bommel gnädig, dass er gelb bekommen hat. dies aber ist eine rote karte.”

        means: when van bommel got the yellow card the referee was kind. but giving de jong yellow for this foul was just a mistake.”

      • Chris says:

        He didn´t say “Red for Van Bommel”. He just make an example with Van Bommel and that situation, who makes a foul couple of minutes before.

    21. waynekerr says:

      looks like arsenal v liverpool 2 years ago….

    22. WTFSUX says:

      What was the fail?
      It was good to see an actual injury during a soccer game.

    23. DA is russian for yes? says:

      Atleast he stopped him?

    24. Howard Webb says:

      Eh… win!!!! Gotta love those dutch potheads

    25. forex robot says:

      What a great resource!

    26. Dasein says:

      I had truely hoped that Holland would win, but they sure deserved to lose. I hope they get it right next time. I know Denmark woundn’t.

      And I do already know that I can’t spell right, so save it.

    27. Santos says:

      Black Bastard

    28. pabloam says:

      fucking soccer player…

    29. jimmy pisstank says:

      was the fail the guy running into the other guys foot?? or the dude washing himself with the waterbottle from the medikit???

    30. madness says:

      he got away with it

    31. madness says:

      he got away with it

    32. URANUS says:

      karate win

      did he died?

    33. Thatguy says:

      HAHAHA did anyone else think of 300 when the watch this

    34. Thatguy says:

      HAHAHA did anyone else think of 300 when they watch this

    35. Flying Dutch Man says:

      omg i loved that kick and i laughed and cheerd hard when i saw it on my tellie. De Jong is koning.

      niet haten tegen de Jong hij is gewoon een ninja! :)

    36. Dutchy ftw says:

      Well.. I think the name should be, FAIR PLAY FAIL, cuz De Jong pwnz alonso, his rib is broken :D :D

    37. Captain F.U. says:

      Falconnnnn KICK!!! hyes!

    38. HallieBug says:

      De Jong did that on purpose, he wasn’t even near the soccer ball. Loser…

    39. Mormegil says:

      this mother fucker thinks hes in a jackie chan movie or what?? lol

    40. NARWHAL says:

      WOOHOO!
      Holland keeps getting more popular! Muhahahaha >:D
      *THIS IS HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!*

    41. Homo says:

      Pure red card…

    42. Ox says:

      That was the only one thing Holland was able to do in the Finals to stop Spain. CONGRATULATIONS SPAIN!!.
      P.D. The referee was awful

    43. larrrrr says:

      What a jerk. He didn’t even stick around to see if the guy he kicked is okay.

    44. noone says:

      why fail? He didn’t miss, and he got away with a yellow card xD

    45. ChelseaFan55 says:

      ITS NOT SOCCER ITS FOOTBALL LAME AMERICANS =.=

      • justin says:

        SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY it is soccer not football they are two diffrent sports. If you dont like Americans then dont get on this sight.

    46. Charles Dickinson says:

      In Soviet Russia, player get kicked!

    47. Loes says:

      HOLLAAAAAAND :D .
      I’m dutch, and this game sucked. After 30 minutes of yellow cards and lame playing, I just walked away and only came back once when torres came in the field. he’s sooo hot.

    48. Ronaldsneek says:

      Red for that dude! Asshole should have left himself
      after he heard there was no red card for him..

    49. MONTY says:

      ESPAÑA!!!
      :D

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