Daughter Defense Fail

Posted on July 17th, 2010


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    1. j-rock says:

      ya dun goof’d /b/

    2. Ben Welshman says:

      she needs my penis is all

    3. unknown says:

      i dont relly care if he reports the ‘cyber police’ on me im gonna keep on trollin :D

    4. Danielle says:

      Omg wow thats like really sad that her dad would do that :D

      • what name? says:

        i can understand why the dad did that – he wouldn’t have a clue about the “social order” of “cyber space” and he just wants to protect his daughter. I don’t think he knew the full extent (at the time of taping) of what his daughter said on the orginal video and all he has seen is random people attacking his daughter.Any loving father would do the same.

      • Alice says:

        @what name: Any loving father would not put an 11 year old in a room alone with a webcam and an internet connection. She is pedobait, simple as. Better she has a psychological breakdown from this and LEARNS than having some “13″ year old chat to her, gain her trust, and hot-damn, she’s been locked in a pedophile’s dungeon. Fucking hell.

    5. Rob says:

      I really cannot stop laughing every time I watch her father…”The ex 80′s wrestler” haha. I wish I knew how to “backtrace” punks on the internet. What an ass.

      • Lisa says:

        LMAO at “the ex 80s wrestler!” OMG he really does look like an old washed up 80s wrestler! I’m sorry but this video is FUUUNNNNNYYYYY!!

      • John says:

        “I wish I knew how to “backtrace” punks on the internet.”
        Yeah! I wish I could backtrace people on the internet too!

    6. Sydney says:

      LOL Cyber Police

    7. Lelouch says:

      1. To cry over words, your EQ is just fatally low.
      2. To cry when people say their opinion, what they think is the truth, yet dislike it when people lie to you, then you should expect no one to speak to you.
      3. Her father back-traced it, my, I wonder how he did it, the process is not only difficult, time consuming, but generally requires consent, i.e. you need to be a part of the police force, with sufficient evidence to get such consent before you can back-trace legally, illegally would just mean hacking, he’s getting arrested. :/
      4. Report to cyber-police? What the hell is that? Police inside a computer? There is a department that deals with computer crimes and public relations, no “cyber-police” department.
      5. Report to the state police? So I’m guessing they’re from America. What use is reporting to the state police if people live outside America?

      I see why they make a fuss now.
      They’re all irrational, not one of them thinks with reason and logic, and generally, these people are the ones that like to make a fuss, shame.

      • Anita says:

        Ok look this goes to every one… shes obviously been cyber bullied to a huge extent and you shoulnt make fun of her. It’s really hurtful and she is hurt!

      • scazman says:

        1. IQ.

      • xBUNNY 740x says:

        wow your EQ is falling too

      • Vilhelm says:

        haha EQ. My EQ is reallllly low, cuz I like the bass. You are fucking stupid.

      • John says:

        Too right Mate! Too right!

      • CodeG says:

        Haha, all three of you are fucking stupid. EQ is Emotional Quotient. as opposed to Intelligence Quotient (IQ) which you’ve made clear is lacking, by your apparent inability to open another tab and type EQ into google. If your gonna make fun of someone at least make sure you’re right first. Comment Fail. lpl @ Vilhelm, that was actually funny too bad ur the fucking stupid one, we coulda been friends.

      • FcukU says:

        @ scazman, BUNNY740, Vilhelm….

        …..EQ= EMOTIONAL QUOTIENT, u 3 fucking bags of human feces.

    8. unknown says:

      sorry for the girl but her fault!!

      • what name? says:

        i totally agree with you, but the mature teens and adults need to remember that when you are 11/13 you do stupid stuff, except her stupid mistake was for all to see and comment on.

        I also think her parents are somewhat to blame – 1. they should’ve educated themselves with the reasons of why not to let their child have a web cam in her own room. 2. her style of dress – like i’m in my 20′s and think that her style of dress should be for over 15′

    9. Bl4ck()uT says:

      Everyone here should think about this here! This is not really funny … On the other hand … see the bed in the background? looks like it had been used before a little time… she is crying so bad… I really can’t ignore the signs… :D

    10. igotsomepopsicles says:

      lol the cyber police

    11. sk8man16 says:

      the vid before this was her talking about how she’s perfect in every way and we are jealous of her. now she expects people not to be trollin, but daddy had to come and reported us to the “cyber police”. dumb rednecks.

    12. raju says:

      shes hot :3

      • EPICFAILMASTER says:

        u think she is hot??
        wow she is as ugly as shit
        she looks like that ugly girl that tried to fall in love with me me way back in grade 6

    13. Chickenwings says:

      watch out here comes the “cyber-police”:

      “Wow… Someone call the care police.”
      ……………___@@@__
      ……_____//____?____\______
      —-o——–CARE-POLICE—-@)
      —–`–(@)=====+====(@)-

    14. fsdfsfs says:

      i really didnt understand non of these things xD

    15. chinty says:

      its her fault for bragging about herself even wen theres nothing to brag about…. shes ugly

    16. tahshow says:

      this has to be the funniest fail ever, go watch her previous vids and you will not be able to fight off the erge to puch he in the face after she says shes the hottest girl on the planet and that the poplulation is jeluos of her

    17. ryan nash says:

      I would fuck the shit outta that girl then cum on her face as her dad licks my ass

    18. Required says:

      I couldve stopped all this by shutting her up with my dick

    19. Vilhelm says:

      anyone that defends her, should have to suck her dads balls

    20. Jerry C says:

      Do the world a favor & go die in a fire!

    21. julie says:

      where can i find the video where she’s gloating about how perfect she is ?? like, OMG what the heck . haha NICE DEFENSE GIRL

    22. Becky says:

      Jeez..what a drama queen. She should learn to not get her way all the time by crawling to mummy and daddy :/ I didn’t see her previous videos, but from what I hear..she deserved to be taken down a peg or two.

    23. G@1J1n says:

      Hello Cyber police,

      I want to turn myself in.
      Please give me the correct coordinates of the nearest cyber police cyber station.
      I’ve treid to navigate but my navigator failed to do so.
      My crime is that i gave an god honest comment to an 11 year old brat that stated in earlier videos that she was perfect and that she would “pop a glock in our mouths and make brain slushies”
      I really want to make a deal cuz i dun goof’ed.
      No need to back trace my email cuz it is: hahahaha@jessislaughterisabitch.com

    24. urmom says:

      love the dads cheesy porno mustache

    25. Debaraka says:

      Extravaganza xD

    26. +++ says:

      pringles man

    27. tonybandana says:

      ahahahahahahaha cyber police wut the fuck

    28. monkeybutt says:

      watches video….farts….goes to sleep.

    29. Milkbot says:

      Jessi Slaughter is a cunt.

    30. Cry says:

      SUPRISE BUU SEX!!!

    31. Cry says:

      she got troll SUPRISE BUT SEX!!!

    32. destiny says:

      she shouldnt have been taking nude pics anyways

    33. EPICFAILMASTER says:

      her dad is drunk im suprised he doesnt faint when he yells
      anyway shes been given pcp before this video

    34. Kenpachi says:

      Back trace my ass.. lol!

    35. DrCruel says:

      Further proof that intelligence is hereditary.

    36. JynX says:

      Be careful people, he back traced it, and he knows who you punks are.

    37. Sylwia Obolensky says:

      LMFAOOOOOOO@ consequences will never be the same? hahahahdsföladjafg wtf?

    38. Kate says:

      Does anyone notice that towards the end of the video while she is “crying her eyes out” she still tries to fix her hair. Wow really, this is so funny.

    39. Bowchikawow says:

      lol seriously? And wtf does consequences will never be the same supposed to mean? LMFAO!! XD

    40. sergen says:

      someone needs to back trace hes teeth

    41. Mike says:

      HAHAHA!!!

    42. Jessica says:

      stupid little bitch prob making internet porn YOU’RE TOO YOUNG FOR THAT SHIT YOU LITTLE CUNT!!!!

    43. Ray says:

      Poor thing,don’t let others get to you,You shouldn’t be so sad.There is a lot of talk out there and you can believe or don’t,besides your a cutie.

    44. Beren says:

      Where do I sign up for the trolling?

    45. mat says:

      re: Anita on 7/28 is your last name Goodlay?

    46. cevelry says:

      if ı dun goofed

      WİLL THE CONSEQUENCES EVER BE THE SAME?

    47. jim says:

      stop crying and show us your tits, small as they may be

    48. GingerChick says:

      The whole time shes crying shes fixing her hair…. seriously. not helping your case there sweetheart.

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