Marriage Fail

Posted on July 18th, 2010


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    1. made by you says:

      so, im first niggers

    2. Ponejita says:

      Wahahahahahahah FAAAIL ! i luv the part when his scratchin his hair like WHY MEEEE

      • Harshada says:

        Would like to have some baserunning tips. Tips for sletaing bases, what to look for when trying to steal 2nd and 3rd off of RHP’s and LHP’s and leads at 2nd base (deep or shallow) and why and what situation.

    3. joke says:

      And how is that tv news??….wtf…1 thing, who gives a fuck about indians arranging marrages? and 2, it was his girlfriend anyway so why not marry her, at least shes half decent looking, he should be lucky….and last but not least….he must have an outbreak of lice on his head

    4. TurdFurgy says:

      one good thing about living here in USA, that will not happen to me

      • ChrisForeigner says:

        I´m happy to live in a free country, too.

      • Dyquen says:

        yep we can hit and run in peace. roofie in complete ease of mind. and try for comatose booty. yes we are free. (im not being sarcastic, these are all wins LOL)

    5. Dr POoPenHEiNZ says:

      hahahahaha no hit it and quit it for this dumb fuck hahahaha

      and also a WIN for kikin …………lol

    6. sadd says:

      lmfao. that sucks. I feel bad for him. & wow, the girlfriend still wants to marry him after that performance? :D hahahahahahahahah

    7. _jaded_ says:

      he didn’t want to marry h e r? did she fart on him or something? meh…he coulda married worse.

      • Happy Camper says:

        Uhmm… her name is Lunchmeat. Dude, it doesn’t get much worse. lol

      • _jaded_ says:

        lol. (kinda sounds like her “little girl” looks like day-old deli meat.)

      • jimmyK says:

        thats funny, but it’s actually “Lakshmi” common Indian name. and I’d marry hey and kama sutra the hell out of her!

    8. Cringed says:

      So…. do you guys think she is hot? Would you hit it?

      • cfoofc says:

        yes i wud hit it. first i will buy that bitch a pallet of razors and tell her to get work. she looks like she has a mega bush

    9. Shane says:

      atleast she wasnt fat

    10. Silver says:

      He’s probably still wanting to live his life as a bachelor; free to prowl around. LOL! He’s practically screaming ‘my life is over!’ when they forced him to marry her. :P

    11. Laksejohn says:

      naaaaw, how romantic…they have to make a movie about this…

    12. Butthead says:

      LOL! Happy marriage! “he went absconding for 4 years” C’mon… what’s so scary about that woman to go absconding for 4 years? Is she hiding a shlong?

    13. New First Lord says:

      Moral of the story, don’t fuck with the “youth”!

    14. Anton says:

      Dude, just kill her and marry another one. Whats the problem in that overpopulated country?

    15. scumbagsteve says:

      little bitch + fag, that’s what happens to cock lovers.

    16. Master Shake says:

      I know how he feels. Really I do!

    17. T Bone says:

      wait til he gets to the punani, then he probably wont mind any more :D

      • Dyquen says:

        nope thats probly why he’s crying, he hit it once and found out its not what she seems…

    18. cowboy hiphop says:

      he wanted to marry with one of the chicken of his farm.

    19. Dyquen says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
      first rule of Indian sex life: Thou shalt not “hit and run”, for if thou hit it and quit it, thou wilst get a neighborhood beating and marriest thy regretted beer goggle induced one nighter. peace be with you and you will learn to love her.

    20. cutiko says:

      Three toughts
      -thats the best girl that poor indian guy can ever get, he should be happy for the skinny sex thats coming (eithr he isnt, means hes gay).
      -Lakshmi is the name of the consort of vishnu and shes the goddes of musician and luck
      -at last, are we making fun of this? this is real rational marriage, the only business occidentals let on regards exclusively of love is marriage, and we are making fun of this? WTF? the interest of the family was clearly the central motivation, thats is called convenience and is way bether than a two years marriage and divorce based on love.
      EPIC FAIL ADMINS YOU ARE DUMB ASSES THAT POST ANY CRAP, YOU HAD TURN A GREAT PAGE INTO BORRING SPAM

      • Dyquen says:

        You got arranged with a serious pterodactyl face didnt you… and then you found out how much of a bitch she is after the first year. She takes away the sex doesnt she… and she intrudes and makes sure you cant enjoy your “happy” time. dude you only grow to love someone if you liked them initially, if i dont even like the person im set up to marry and she’s butt ugly i would run like a bat outta hell. cuz i would pray for sweet death for myself everyday i have to stay with that beast.

    21. GRINGO says:

      WHAT A BUNCH OF DOUCHEBAGS, IS IT ANY WONDER WHY WE CAN’T SEE EYE TO EYE WITH SO MANY COUNTRIES?

    22. Charles Dickinson says:

      Justice for females!

    23. Fred says:

      If every groom was thinking correctly, this would be us all on our wedding day rather than standing there with a goofy grin and a boner. Guy’s thinking about Mrs Naggin-ass Next Week and not Miss Right Now.

    24. Fred says:

      And if the guy will invest in some Harts Two-n-One Wormer and shove a few down her throat, he’ll atleast have some meat to grab onto.

    25. Too Funny says:

      O Jugdish you were very bad, verrry Bad indeed. to go absconding, shame I say SHAME.

    26. Miguel Wilson says:

      Hey folks, Could be the U.S. a lot better off sticking with Syria’s Assad?

    27. skisth says:

      well, he couldve lived in america. then he wouldve been sent to prison for kidnapping


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