so umm…. this… lady… comes into my bar….. saying… “hehe”…. umm.. I need to go pee…. so i um…. pointed her to the restrooms…. and… um… watched her… “hehe”
I’ve seen much worse at a coffee shop open mic in north hollywood…it was so bad. I wish I’d gotten some video of it.
Yeah, I get the feeling this guy was pretending to be a retard or something. Either way, not funny.
firstly this is actually funny because this guy is doing an amazing job acting the part, his “idiotic” pauses are actually perfectly timed to maximize awkwardness. yes people, this is a joke. it is intentional. he did it ON PURPOSE. and the fact that no one is keen or intelligent enough to deduce that is breaking my heart. the added irony of people thinking he’s “zomg so stoopid” makes me want to put a bullet in my brain so i no longer have to inhabit the same planet as you painfully dim people. honestly, this is killing me.
I’d do you too before you shoot yourself…. Hmmmm, well, if you do not cool off fast, I’d also do you after you make this planet a better place by pulling the trigger.
i think he is funny
Yeah, but looks aren’t everything.
EPIC comment win.
rofl sirs, that shit right there is funnyer then when i used to go Camelballs snatchnig.
moosetimes just got 1000 internet points
ok hes so fucken bad its epicly FUNNA
so umm…. this… lady… comes into my bar….. saying… “hehe”…. umm.. I need to go pee…. so i um…. pointed her to the restrooms…. and… um… watched her… “hehe”
So much awesome! Honestly… Did no one laugh at that? Even thought it’s an act it’s still hi-larious! C’mon!
What is that? What is that, really? I don’t know…. LMAO!!!
So im like 100 percent sure this guy is retarded.
Tottaly huh! hahahah lmao….
this isn’t even a fail.
the fail is him how he takes so much time saying shit and his facial reactions
a dick nothing more nothing less!!!
My wake-up farts are a lot funnier than this wannabe…
fake
I’ve seen much worse at a coffee shop open mic in north hollywood…it was so bad. I wish I’d gotten some video of it.
Yeah, I get the feeling this guy was pretending to be a retard or something. Either way, not funny.
I´d do him!
firstly this is actually funny because this guy is doing an amazing job acting the part, his “idiotic” pauses are actually perfectly timed to maximize awkwardness. yes people, this is a joke. it is intentional. he did it ON PURPOSE. and the fact that no one is keen or intelligent enough to deduce that is breaking my heart. the added irony of people thinking he’s “zomg so stoopid” makes me want to put a bullet in my brain so i no longer have to inhabit the same planet as you painfully dim people. honestly, this is killing me.
Listen to him. He said idiotic, deduce and irony in one paragraph. This is what they call in the civilised world (non-internet) an intellectual.
I’d do you too before you shoot yourself…. Hmmmm, well, if you do not cool off fast, I’d also do you after you make this planet a better place by pulling the trigger.
boy am I mad I watched that whole thing…that’s a FAIL for me I guess
The lady should have peed on him right on the moment when he said “i looked at her like this…” that way it would have been a WIN
I suddently have the urge to drop kick this mother fuc**r. LIKE, WOW.
they thought you were a girl
What is this guy going on about..and taking so long…Damn let me Go to sleep and come back
i thought he was funny as fuck….the best part was it mite have been an act but he did it so well it was kind of hard to tell he was doin an act….lol
Obviously a retard, and probably a christian too by the look of it.
HAHAHAHA its funny becuz IT SUCKS XD
Now I know where 2LOLO gets his comedy genius…
jesus fucken christ..