Stand Up Comedy Fail
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yeah you are first, nice dude nice, now what HUH??? WHAT U GONA DO NOOWW YO HAVE NO MORE MOTIVATIONS IN LIFE OOOHHH WAIIIT MAYBE YOU MUST STAY AWAKE AND BE WAITING FOR A NEW POST AND THEN COMENT FIRST. THATS ALL UR FUCKIN LIFE DUDE. MAYBE U WASNT PLANED, MAYBE UR ADOPTED….CMON DONT MAKE IT HARDER, END WHIT THIS…SUICIDE SUICIDEEEEE
Fuck your first! noone reads the comments to see your goddamn first write something about the vid or GTFO
Wow Saul, I noticed ur really angry. Is your mother still upset from the loosing law suit from the broken condom that ended with you being born 10 months late. Yuh I said 10, apparently you didnt know how to find the fucking hole back then either.
Dude? What a retard. I really hope for his sake that he doesn’t think that this is actually funny!
LOOL WHAT A FAG
OMG, what a lame retard. This guy has never been laid, and never will be.
fake ‘n’ gay
I’m a stand up comedian, this guy makes me look like richard pryor.
with or without the crack pipe
I’m a sit-down comedian…*Hold for laughter*…
I’m a lie-down comedian…
nah I put the crack pipe down. Cant afford it. But on the plus side food never goes bad in my house. I eat cottage cheese with my cereal!
im an ostricth
And I’m the ground. Quit sticking your head in me. That’s what she said. *Hold for laughter*…
So I can’t tell people that I have to pee because that makes me cheap, I really don’t believe that all guys thinks like this retard…
we don’t, and it doesn’t make you cheap. Don’t you worry doll.
Clearly you are living up to your handle. He was saying her asking what the cheapest item in the place was, made her cheap. His other point was that women telling men “I have to pee.” is disgusting.
I sure am glad that he paused. I needed to laugh but didn’t want to miss a second.
three words…turtle neck sweater… ’nuff said
Jersey shore.
I do stand up comedy and sadly I’ve seen people just as bad as him. One would get the hint that when the room starts to clear once you hit the stage, you should give it up.
Fake and gay!
I’m pretty sure that no female has ever talked to him about any activity involving her vagina…….or any other part of her body…….or anything else…..ever!!!!!
chicks dont pee out their vag idiot
yeah..duh..everybody know girls pee out their ears…jeez what a fag.
Master iof comic timing
Not!
U suk fuck tard!!!!
L A M E.
Painful to watch
i have to go pee, that was her excuse to get away from him.
Lady might have been cheap, but this (self censored) ain’t worth anything.
I’d make him no charge if I were a hitman. Just to do this world a favor.
Plz tel me this guy was TRYING 2 fail!?!? OMG this is bad
that look means, it means im a raging paedophile
This dude makes me crack up. Very funny!
WHAT’S WRONG With Him???? He SUCKS………….
Is he a Retard????
no, he is a cristian
HAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUCKING HILARIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!! I LAUGHED SO MUCH…or not.
2:15
Poor girl
IS THIS GUY FUCKING RETARDED???
HES FUCKING CRISTIAN
yeah but your a jew…so…that means…that means… that you… are jewish
Who’s a good little virgin? You are! Yes you are! Look at the cut elittle virgin….
i bet u r virgin too
Does tongue punching ur mom in the ass count?
That was a win. That dude was clearly playing a “Neil Hamburger-type” retarded comedian CHARACTER. Definitely presented that way on purpose.
Not sure… he has the look and he moves like a nerdy poor kid. lol.
I would see him. He’s so bad it’s funny.
dont give up your day job
some one plz put it down
Water closet?
First
We call the “Bathroom” one of the following in the uk:
“Toilet”
“Bog”
“Pisser”
“Loo” (Posh people only)
exactly, its not a bathroom theres not bath in it.
awwww where did he put his white helmet at
He’s soooooo funny !! bcuz he’s the joke..
Get used to your vigrinity…..make friends with it….
Hey guys i have to go pee.
Actually, this was the first time I really had to laugh, listening to an stand up comedian. So: Job well done.
That.. was T E R R I B L E
WAAAAHAHAHA – I love the part in the end where he just vanishes! Man, that was the most pathetic attempt at comedy I have ever seen – kudos to that!
PS: best thing about that vid are the tanqueray and bombay sapphire bottles behind the guy!
Stand up comedy win. Everything about that guy is funny
You detractors are pathetic. Most likely homophobic, closeted cases yourselves. Never have I seen such exemplaries of stupidity. Why can’t you be quietly stupid? Why must you broadcast it on every available forum?
you
should be comma after pathetic
Some comics on comedy central are about as unfunny as this guy. you know the ones that do the ensemble shows with other funnier comics.
it’s funny cause it’s true
A foolishness. Why would a man lower him to such degrade? It is a question. He shoud in fact consider to not be alive anymore. To player Macer – stop your talking – it is useless and not worth even a dust piece.
Um i think i need to go pee.
oh for fuck sakes! don’t be ridiculous
ahh, this sucks so bad it hurts! X\