Intelligence Fail

Posted on July 23rd, 2010


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    1. xtreme_mayhem says:

      awww just let him continue his habit, hes already beyond the point of no return

    2. Butthead says:

      WTF that boy is named Steven!

    3. Chaotic Theory says:

      Punishment for the parents: Force them to drink gas for 5 yrs. Either we’ll have 3 Optimus Primes in our world or 3 more brain dead mindless drones. Even they won’t listen to Steven having his period fits.

    4. Andrew says:

      Fake.
      Epic fail failure.

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        Andrew fail, you should use a search engine before you start crying fake.

      • Speaking of says:

        @ Chaotic Theory

        Maybe you should use your search engine as well. A boy would have died long before 5 years because of “Gasoline Posioning.” Turns out too much of the stuff can kill you, and if (in theory) it was being drank over a duration of 5 years, the little boy would have definately died without medical treatment, as would the parents.

      • HeartbreakPrincess says:

        Speaking of, you obviously never been in the slums or part of the city with all the addicts. I’ve seen people drinking gas, lighter fluid, Lysol, WD-40, and cleaning products you’d find under the sink to get high/drunk. Fuck, I’ve even seen people huffing lighter fluid till they passed out. Just because you drink something that’s poisonous, doesn’t mean you’ll die instantly.

      • Eldix says:

        @ Speaking of:
        Maybe you should use a search engine to research the effects of small dosages of gasoline over long periods of time before you try to act like you know what you’re talking about. Think you’ve been drinking too much gas…

    5. Name (required) says:

      He was a smart boy? Couldn’t figure out that gasoline isn’t healthy! lol

    6. failboy says:

      Hopefully it wasn’t BP gas. we don’t want to give that EVIL company any of our business!

    7. say whaaat? says:

      Dont know whos more stupid, the kid who drinks gasolin or the parents who dont stop him

    8. HallieBug says:

      WTF! 5 years, well okay then.

    9. poopoo says:

      His cheap ass parents probably bought him the 87 octane so they could afford their kerosene habit. Children first! Mine get premium grade AND STP additive!

    10. Christina says:

      i know a few kids who would be silly enough to do this..

    11. mook says:

      whats the purpose of drinking fossil fuels?

    12. Dyquen says:

      Isn’t gasoline corrosive in a way? how the hell is he drinking it for 5 years and not have a hole in his gut? and if not then this still fails cuz the parents drink kerosene. he’s trying to be Optimus Prime, while mommy and daddy want to be the human torch.

      • HeartbreakPrincess says:

        The same way people drink paint stripper, it slowly tears everything down, some people’s bodies get used to it.

      • Twitch says:

        There’s a dude in India i think that eats screws and tacks and even supposedly dismantled and ate a motorcycle. Different peoples bodies can handle different things.

    13. jroc says:

      aptimus doesnt drink gasoline, that makes no sence, he runs off energon, lol that kid deserves the brain damage haha, uninformed prick

    14. wtf says:

      Uh, how can this be? They still use leaded gasoline in Shanghai? Lots of places have been using unleaded gasoline for a long time. Apparently, not in Shanghai.

      • Eldix says:

        Fail goes to wtf. Gas isnt totally lead-free. Unleaded means there is less lead in it, not no lead at all.

    15. j-rock says:

      i want links or this story is bull shit

    16. Epic Fuc4 says:

      Yes he waqs smart. noone duzmb cant figure out, that gasoline actually tastes very good.

    17. cheryl says:

      well…they do say white man cant jump. this pretty much sums it up

    18. Slob says:

      I think the boy was drinking alcohol guys

    19. PGCWCO says:

      All I can say is gas must be pretty Goddamn cheap in Shanghai for the kid to drink it for 5 years.

    20. PGCWCO says:

      All I can say is gas must be pretty Goddamn cheap in Shanghai for the kid to drink it for 5 years straight.

    21. shitforBrains says:

      how on earth?
      theres a lot to be explained here!

    22. Fred says:

      Gotta love that Natural Selection.

    23. Ifyoudontmind says:

      I don’t see what’s so bad about it. I drink that shit for breakfast.

    24. SuperVegitoFAN says:

      the wierd part is the parents knew it…

      THEY FREAKING KNEW IT!!


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