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Posted on July 29th, 2010


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    1. Dante says:

      Hilarious

    2. Montejano says:

      haha fucking niggers crack me up gotta lovem

      • I know says:

        Stfu f*cking racist!
        You dont even know if thats an african american!
        f*cking cracker!
        I’m a white dude and I hate racist people like you!
        People as ignorant as you will never give world peace!!

      • Tex The Merciless says:

        They are quite entertaining. As long as they’re not stealing your car.

      • OJ SIMPSON says:

        motha fucka you die

      • iamnotgod says:

        Big lolz @ i know. WFT about world peace?? This aint miss america pageant website “dude?” Wake the fuck up

      • Caroline says:

        pleople commenting here are racist…that’s just a fact…sad fact.

      • Bryresangel says:

        @ I know…Ummm…doesn’t the fact that you assumed Montejano was referring to an “African American” (WTF is up with that anyway…I’m just American and darn proud of it!) when he made his remark make YOU racist (actually prejudiced not racist I think). Silly white boy!!!!

      • Dyquen says:

        @Bryresangel> dude umm not taking up for “I know” but last time i checked “niggers” was the word racist fucks described black people. and prejudice is not liking a group for an odd reason, eg. Rich Folks looking down on Middle Class folks and call them Poor Peasants, and Middle Class calling poor folks, dirt. either way Montejano is probably a black jackass looking to get a rise out of someone.

      • Slob says:

        Lol I Know called him cracker when he himself is white

      • ghostfacekillajessica. says:

        LMFAO @ OJ SIMPSON.
        Never been a better name, and I love black people, they’re pretty funny if they’re not mad.

      • ghostfacekillajessica. says:

        Actually the term ‘nigger’ really is just a reference for someone lazy, color doesn’t matter… but I still wouldn’t say it to an ‘african american’.

      • GeePee says:

        Fuck the republicans and rednecks!

      • SilentGun says:

        Disgusting racists…

      • EpicPhail says:

        I like how if someone says nigger online, people get their panties in a knot, but if someone says it in real life, nobody gives a shit (unless the person who says it is white)

    3. I know says:

      @Tex The Merciless
      shut up man, you’re an complete idiot
      I hope you know that
      And don’t act like african americans are they only race doing crimes
      you just look like an uneducated ignorant idiot for saying that

      • whatamess says:

        I can tell you one thing… I don’t hate black people nearly as much as I hate white-guilt, left-wing faggots like you! Is that racist??

      • Orbital says:

        I wish I know “KNOWED” how to use proper grammar while trying to call someone uneducated and ignorant.
        …you’re A complete…
        are THE only race…

      • sir laughs alot says:

        nicely put orbital, nothing like the pot calling the kettle black.. oh crap, can i use the “B” word here?

      • Bryresangel says:

        Ummm…doesn’t the fact that you assumed Montejano was referring to an “African American” (WTF is up with that anyway…I’m just American and darn proud of it!) when he made his remark make YOU racist?

      • Orbital says:

        Every post on this site that has a black person in it or involves a rapper has someone that says something racist and the whole thread turn into retarded arguments about racism….from both sides. Do you guys think we are going to abolish racism on a website dedicated to posting fail pictures and videos? Seriously, quit clogging up this already clogged up site with useless retarded posts. (I say black because African-American doesn’t make sense in my opinion. You are either African or you are American. Pick one. No I am not some racist idiot. Do people that move to America from France or England call themselves French-Americans? Have you ever heard of a English-American? Honestly, the very first generation of your family…the people that actually migrated here…can call themselves African-American. If your family has been here for 100 years and gone through 3 or 4 generations…guess what? You are a fucking American now. Black, white, hispanic, french, whatever. IF YOUR PARENTS LIVED IN AMERICA, AND YOU LIVE IN AMERICA, YOU ARE AN AMERICAN. The only people that live in America that can call themselves something else are NATIVE AMERICANS.)

      • Orbital says:

        I feel sorry for idiots that are racist. I really do. They were raised that way or they are just so incredibly stupid that they don’t know any better. It is sad.

      • Veritas says:

        Orbital, you are a fag, lol…get over your stupid liberal we are the world BS. The world is a shit hole. The sooner you realize that the sooner you can start enjoying life and quit worrying about what some jerk (me included) posts on a fucking website.

      • Dero says:

        @I know
        An educated person would know that african americans DO commit way more crimes than whites…I’m not racist, that’s just true !

      • I know is a fag says:

        @I KNOW obviously you are a complete fucking idiot. Bashing someone for being “Racist” then calling them a “cracker” in the very next line of your poorly constructed insult? Quit being a fucking faggot and enjoy the website.

    4. Tex The Merciless says:

      I was making a joke but you’re to much of a tool to get it.
      BTW
      I’ve never seen a jail house packed with white boys.

    5. I know says:

      Well if you were making a joke you wouldn’t have made another racist comment to defend your self imbecile!
      Btw
      I’ve never seen a black person being accused of being psycho cannibal or raping a dead person
      SMH
      I’m a white male

      • Tex The Merciless says:

        No they don’t do psycho stuff like that, but they do steal shit.
        You know they do.
        Before you call me an idiot you should learn the difference between racism and prejudice.
        Keep up the good fight, perhaps one day you’ll single handedly banish all “racism” from the internet.
        Until then make sure to lock the door so mom doesn’t catch you knuckle fucking yourself.

      • I know says:

        Ok yes they do steal shit
        so what all races have their faults but I don’t get why african americans have to be so significant
        And I do know the difference
        People like you will think that guy will steal my car when they see a black person but never will think that guy will kidnap when they see a white person even though you just admitted to them doing psycho shit
        Oh yeah, thanks for the encouragement though
        Promise to keep it up as long as ignorant assholes like you do :)
        P.s. I’m not familiar with knuckle fucking

      • Tex The Merciless says:

        Yes we need to embrace our own faults.
        White boys can’t dance
        Mexicans can’t stop having kids
        Asians can’t say the letter R properly
        And black people smell funny when they get wet
        Stereotypes always have truth behind them. This site proves them out on a daily basis.

        People like you take all the fun out of the internet.

      • Bobmaster says:

        Bit of a fag love in above me eh?

      • whatamess says:

        1% of the nation’s population (black males 15-35) comprises 50% of our nation’s prison population.
        Blacks commit 6 times as many actual violent crimes against whites than the other way around… That means whites are about 50 times more likely to be victimized by blacks than the other way around (when you take in consideration the differences in population size)
        Is that racist?? You dumb SHIT!

      • sir laughs alot says:

        guys, i think we can agree that all races have their scoundrels. we’ve got ethnic slurs for all of them. for example, when i park the truck in Apache Junction, AZ, i lock the doors so the white trailer trash meth-heads don’t steal my stuff, or down town Phoenix its the spicks. the point is, good, successful people emerge from all races… and so does human garbage.

      • Chill ooouttttt says:

        No Tex, White people smell like wet dog when they get wet. Learn your stereotypes. BTW how many jail houses have you been to? Oh none? just watched prison movies, huh? And I guess everyone in africa walks around with bones in their noses, too.

        Stop believing everything you see on tv

      • Tex The Merciless says:

        If you’re going to say the black to white ratio is even in prison you’re a complete fucktard.
        BTW
        I was a prison guard for quite a few years so I beleive I know a tad bit more on that subject than you.
        Run along little boy I think I hear your mamma calling you.

      • smokedeganja says:

        my moms friend went to jamacia for her honeymoon, a pack of niggers broke into her hotel and gang rapped her in front of her new husband. they broke up:( but people say shit for a reason man, just cause youve never seen it doesnt mean it doesnt happen.

      • Curtsan says:

        ^Lol

      • DirtySanchezTheButtPirate says:

        Yaarrg, ye nevah seen a black cannibal? Boy, ye best be sailin’ with me fer awhile. The Cannibal tribes of the caribeans be whiley bastards, and they eat me bullets more than they eat me men.

      • your mom says:

        Wow, you guys have issues seriously.. Tex the merciless is saying stealing shit is worse than raping dead bodies? You guys need to get a life and stop fighting in circles about racism over the internet, definitely not gonna do shit.

      • Will says:

        smokedeganja:
        That shit SERIOUSLY happened, man?
        Fuck…

    6. Bobmaster says:

      Theres so much Racism on the internet. Fat white nerds who dont have the fucking stones to say shit to a nigger, ’cause they know that in real life they cant run away very fast.

    7. Sbuff says:

      mmm chicken is good YOOOOOOOO

    8. Arin says:

      How sure are we that this is a win?
      I may be a win for Wendy’s…. however it is an Epic fail for the English language

    9. Butthead says:

      I know = David + Steven

    10. KU785 says:

      I know is a cum guzzling faggot

    11. WAMMM says:

      hahaha black peoples just brighten my day

    12. failinator says:

      Yo, that be one dope reviews yo. I always thunk dat Wendys be wack. If only they has mo fried chicken and gets sum watersmelon! Where the white girls at? Yo

    13. Forest Llama says:

      why does it always come down to the racism discussion

    14. Zeets. says:

      Gots ta luv the nigbiz.

    15. satangel says:

      The best part is that there are 14 other guys that found that review helpful. I couldn’t understand shit.

    16. Nobody says:

      daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn nigga i want sum of dat shit crispy nuggitz mmmmmmhmmm

    17. assume i have red hair says:

      i love how 14 out of 14 people found the review helpful.

    18. Dyquen says:

      Chances are this wasnt even a black guy saying this. second, this was deliberately worded. I know some of the most “ghettoest” niggas (im black and there is a difference between “nigga” and “nigger”) and they dont even text or write emails like this.

    19. Research says:

      I want some chicken nuggitz. hmmmmmmmm nuggitz.

    20. gamerguy23 says:

      There is a simple way to end racism…. just get rid of all the black mexicans and asians

      • Tex The Merciless says:

        Comment Win

      • sir laughs alot says:

        yeah, great idea, but then we’d have to go back to hating each other due to religious differences!!!

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        We’ll get rid of religion too. In fact, none of that fake bullshit shall exist. It’ll be just like “The Invention of Lying”. We’ll keep Santa Claus around because who doesn’t love getting presents on Dec. 25th. Also, fuck you we’re keeping Asian girls, they’re hot!

      • assume i have red hair says:

        and a few mexicans, i need my lawn cut.

      • that guy says:

        but then Quagmire’d get the spin off of family guy!!! D:

    21. bob says:

      wait, black people have computers know, i wonder who he stole it from

    22. wtrgwr says:

      he must have been white, his punctuation was correct

      • Lillot says:

        Na asians are literate as well. We actually go to school to study, not learn how to not shoot a gun correctly.

    23. Just Smile says:

      I use the term “African-American” simply because “Africa” is not a country but a continent comprised of many small countries. Someone would be Nigerian, Egyptian, etc… the term “African” is very board… most people don’t refer to themselves as “European”… they say the actual country they are from. Being that I don’t know what country my ancestors came from… I refer to myself as “African-American“. I hope that clarifies why “African-American” is more politically correct for some than “African”.
      On another note, I am really applauded and quite sad to see the amount of racism on this great website. Even though we are all hiding behind a computer, everything you say or do (whether it be online or not) you are representing yourself. Its sad how ignorant some people are. There is a big world out there and I advise many to get out there and meet new people of different cultures and ethnicities. You would really be surprised how different things are outside your “comfort zone”. Every “race” has their bad apples, but that doesn’t mean we should judge all based off those…. And the overrepresentation of “African-Americans” in the prison system… really? These racist comments alone should explain why that is… there is a disproportionate rate of imprisonment due to environmental inequalities… someone raised in an inner city is going to be subjected to environmental and governmental oppression… whether that be low taxes resulting in a poor education system… being raised by parents/family members with jobs… not careers, having the street mentality of “every man for himself”, etc. Lets me honest here…. “race” is a socially constructed word and really means nothing. There is no “race” gene… and nothing, but what others define you as makes “race”. So enough with the unintelligent posts because you’re bored… and lets just enjoy this website, have some laughs, and move on with our lives.

      • WOW says:

        u need a life

      • Rob says:

        You are actually speaking of African diaspora; and whom ever preached this to you is an idiot looking for a reason to justify the actions of his fellow black Americans. That being said; lets take a trip to the African nation….How are things going there? Entire villages being raped, the whole sell slaughter of women and children by the thousands; not by white people but, by their own race. Why is that? It appears they show the same tendencies for violence? Under develop intellectual capacity and over developed muscular structure? I would say it’s more like genetics and evolution or lack there of my friend; not where they grew up.

      • Just Smile Again says:

        First off there is no such thing as a violent gene or what ever you are trying to argue. That does even scientifically make any sense! Do you know what a gene is? And to top it off you are basing your argument for a “violent gene” off of rape and murder? Hate to update you, but there are rapings and killings in every nation. In fact, you’ll probably find more rapings and killings in impoverish neighborhoods across the world…. Seeing a trend? Hmmm.. Maybe where you live does play a role? I work in a Title I school district and every child is the acts the same, has the same mentality, and is probably going to end up the same… both black and white. Just because you’ve watched a movie or two that portrays Africa like salvage uncivilized place doesn’t mean you have a clue as to what you are talking about (there are underdeveloped nations all over the world, with people of every skin color). There are developed parts of Africa as well.. guess what? There are even cities! Some regions of Africa (and in other parts of the world) are underdeveloped because of its terrain and agriculture. Its not profitable, so the natives have not been able to prosper and live off of what they can. Many nations are subject to geographical nightmares that don’t allow for them to grow and develop as a country. I graduated from college summa cum laude, top of my class. I’m now working in my Masters in Counseling and work for a great Non-profit Organization in Detroit. Guess what, I got here because I had a good education and was raised by intelligent people. I’m black, and there is not an ounce of violence or uncivilized nature in me. In fact, I can’t even kill a bug, I’m a vegetarian, and I’d be the first person to give someone in need everything I’ve got….simply because I was raised in a great neighborhood and I never had to fend for myself. And I know plenty of black, white, Spanish, Indian, Asian, etc. who are just like me. Again, open your eyes to the beauty this world has to offer. Don’t base everything off of tv and the news. Actually explore this world you claim to know so much about. Read a book or two. Meet new people of different ethnicities and races. You’ll be surprised how wrong you are. Travel the world. And lastly, please don’t make comments until you do the things listed above, because right now, you sound really uneducated and ignorant.

    24. tee jay says:

      damn dawwg what dat dum bitch NEEDS to do is sit her stankin ass down and listen to some fucking body downplayin her ass, STRAIGHT OFF THE STREETS OF MUTHA FUCKIN BOSTON!

    25. HallieBug says:

      okay, almost everyone is arguring about one racist comment then you all freak out, like wtf drop it. it gets annoying, cracker, nigger, wetback who the fuck cares!??!?!?!

    26. JLC says:

      I wish i weren’t so white so i could actually understand this language.

    27. Slob says:

      Sorry I don’t understand blackaness

    28. Leo says:

      Americans…

    29. cock end says:

      These racists are ALL GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY LOVE COCK GAY GAY BELLENDSUCKERS GAY GAY GAY GAY CHEESE RIM LICKING ARSE SUCKERS GAY.

      The main bullet point is that racists are gay. In the ass.

      gay

    30. Lillot says:

      everyone is racist…so ur a gay cock. how’s the peanuts?? I am proud to be an american, not a euro american but an american. if you need another name in front of american.. Get the f**K out. I’ll be the first to pay your way back to your native country. Why don’t you ruin your own continent with what you haven’t learned, instead of destroying ours that we work so hard for.

    31. ed says:

      Just for the record. 62% of U.S. prisons are filled with BLACK people; 23% are non white/black. so if you can do the math only 15% of prisoners are white. Either blacks commit more crimes or the white criminals are smarter. You be the judge…

      • haha says:

        obviously you have never done research before or studied statistics, there are a LOT MORE variables that goes into data than just skin color LMAO. I advise you to pick up a scientific journal every once in a while… it might do you some good.

        …so scary to think there are people that dumb out there

    32. new yorker says:

      I knew there was a reason I liked statistics. Good job Ed. The colored people will shut up now…

    33. becky says:

      get a grip u lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    34. ghostfacekillajessica. says:

      Why is everyone accusing each other of being racist?
      Damnnn niggas.
      The only thing I hate is english accents, not black people.

    35. murderdoll says:

      Man! this made my day! LMAO!!

    36. juanio says:

      this is hilarious…why do black ppl get mad at it, when this is how they talk and act? they set them selves up for stereotypes n then get mad when someone who aint black says it to portray them…i bet if this cat was a black comedian you’d be like, “YUP YUP THATS HOW WE DO!!!”

    37. Lisa says:

      there is no way this guy’s not black

    38. Mimi says:

      Due to comments. EPIC HUMANITY FAIL.

    39. I know is a fag says:

      @I KNOW obviously you are a complete fucking idiot. Bashing someone for being “Racist” then calling them a “cracker” in the very next line of your poorly constructed insult? Quit being a fucking faggot and enjoy the website.

    40. Dick says:

      all i can say… daaaamn, biatch! :D

    41. britishgirl says:

      Hahahahahahaahhahaahahahahha

    42. jd says:

      Lol white people are jsut mad because they cant discribe wendys in a funny as way.

    43. Daniel says:

      That was funny as heck! I enjoy that so much.

    44. that guy says:

      out of curiosity, has anyone ever heard a white guy talk like this without looking like a tool? eminem doesnt count, Dr.dre mentored.

    45. muihuihui says:

      This Win is awesome because –
      1. It’s funny.
      2. I actually read the comments, had a lil popcorn, very entertaining.

    46. Eldix says:

      Ok just to put this out there. The word nigger does not only refer to one race. The definition of the word nigger is: person of any race or origin regarded as contemptible, inferior, ignorant, etc. If you hear the word nigger and automatically think it is referring to a person of african decent then you, sir, are a racist. Any person of any race can be a nigger.

    47. cardaddy says:

      Many thanks for your resource! I’ve just bookmarked it.

    48. EpicFail says:

      “Please you ugly anyway” Lol

    49. EPIK PHAIL says:

      fails on me. im making to many comments and im so stupid i thought the win was “report inappropriate photo” X3

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